Dancing with the Stars

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Dancing with the Stars

Postby Big Scary Monster » 08 Jun 2005, 13:00

Has anyone else seen this trainwreck yet? I am not sure if it falls in the Reality TV section, but I just had to put it somewhere. I am telling everyone: MAKE SURE YOU SEE THIS SHOW. It will change your life.

Evander. Holyfield. Dancing.

http://abc.go.com/primetime/dancing/bios/evander_holyfield.html

Evander Holyfield, Rachel Hunter, Joey McIntire, then Peterman from Seinfeld, one of the Bachelorettes, and some soap opera chick. I am telling you its GOLD. You will not be able to keep your eyes away.

I am just waiting for season two: Dancing with the Tards.
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Postby Scoring Machine » 08 Jun 2005, 19:24

I saw it, it truly is a trainwreck... I DIED when Evander did his dance routine, well worth watching the show.
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Postby Dunking Donut » 08 Jun 2005, 19:30

I wouldn't want to give it ratings - that will only encourage those idiots in Hollywood to make more of this crap.

In fact, I did see some preview for an amateur dance competition - I think it was on Fox or something.

Who decided we wanted to see dancing?
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 08 Jun 2005, 19:32

You have to watch it! For Evander!
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Postby firstborn » 08 Jun 2005, 20:05

I saw a bit of it.. Evander's facial expressions were gold.

And that Kelly Monaco chick is hot.
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Postby Rodney Farva » 08 Jun 2005, 22:41

this shit is huge in australia and new zealand. they have the exact same show in NZ with kiwi celebrities, i think it's their top-rated show.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Postby mister bacon » 09 Jun 2005, 06:09

Don't they have more sheep than people there?
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Postby Frank the Tank » 09 Jun 2005, 07:52

mister bacon wrote:Don't they have more sheep than people there?

Yes, but "Lambada With the Sheep" is only on pay-per-view there, so it doesn't quite pull in the same numbers.
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Postby Nelson Muntz » 09 Jun 2005, 08:32

Evander ranks very high on the UCR scale.

Interview Broad: "Evander, what do you have to say about the low scores from the judges?"
Evander: "Well..."
(five seconds of dead air)
(Interview Broad starts talking to Evander's partner)


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Postby firstborn » 09 Jun 2005, 12:23

Damn guess I'm going to have to find me a repeat, cause I can't keep my street cred if I download an episode of Dancing With The Stars.
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Postby fatty » 10 Jun 2005, 23:51

firstborn wrote:Damn guess I'm going to have to find me a repeat, cause I can't keep my street cred if I download an episode of Dancing With The Stars.


You're canadian, you guys don't have Streed Cred. Isn't it like "Roade Crede'" or something?

(jk big guy)

I personally have not seen this, but I think it goes up against "Beauty and the Geek", so I'm gonna have to check...
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 17 Jun 2005, 13:41

Evander got knocked out this week. I have lost my reason to live.
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Postby Nelson Muntz » 17 Jun 2005, 15:10

BSM, I ask you to stick around for another week and watch the General Hospital broad. Definite batch material.

Which reminds me...
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 17 Jun 2005, 16:57

I'll stick around, but seriously, how could the audience sell out evander like that.
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Postby firstborn » 22 Jun 2005, 22:50

Okay not only did my dream girl survive another week, she learned ballet and spent half her dance holding her rack due to a wardrobe malfunction.
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