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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby TheWolf » 26 Mar 2015, 10:43

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Wait, to be fair, that should be "Wolf's friend that Tambo AND Rickey hates." Sez was texting me during the draft bitching about him. Like, the entire draft. Granted there was a dong shot here and there, but it was mostly bitching about your friend.


You're right. I forgot Rickey hates him pretty hard too.
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby JT99 » 29 Apr 2015, 13:50

Wolf, since we are already voting for the All-Star Game, maybe you can give us an update on how the league is progressing?
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby Rickey Sez » 30 Apr 2015, 23:32

Wolf's in first place with an all-around very good roster. MTM's in 3rd carried by his starting pitching (he punted saves) and a good-enough offense based around Billy Hamilton's steals. Rickey's currently in 6th with almost all of Rickey's points coming from pitching and an offense that is dead last in HRs, 2nd to last in average, and 3rd to last in RBI. Wolf's Friend that Tambo and Rickey Hate is second to last and sends Rickey condescending emails about how "starting pitching is overvalued in this league" follwed by 8 trade requests where he tries to acquire Rickey's entire starting pitching staff.

Rickey actually really likes Rickey's hitters but most of them have had bad Aprils. Rickey fully expects them to turn it around.

And as far as Wolf's Friend, yeah, he drives Rickey nuts and he's a condescending motherfucker. But he's active, and an active owner is a good thing. Especially if you want to work out a deal and get an answer right away and that answer is a punch in the balls that calls you stupid.

Rickey really loves this league, doe. Rickey used to get frustrated that a lot of the owners weren't all that active but everyone seems to be into it this year.
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 20 May 2015, 08:36

Rickey Sez wrote:And as far as Wolf's Friend, yeah, he drives Rickey nuts and he's a condescending motherfucker. But he's active, and an active owner is a good thing. Especially if you want to work out a deal and get an answer right away and that answer is a punch in the balls that calls you stupid.


agree with this part. he was a lot better than the inactive owners, glad to hear that issue has improved.
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby ctz31 » 17 Aug 2015, 08:13

Fuck you "king" Felix. Every year I pick up one player that has always been dominant, that i have never owned in fantasy, that ends up stinking. I had CC the first year he sucked, I got Rivera the year he blew out his knee shagging fly balls, Prince last year when he broke his neck, and this year it's "the king". Piece of shit. 14 hits and 10 runs in 2 innings against the fucking red socks. He's given up 5 ER or more like 6 times this year. And he doesn't even get strike outs anymore! Fuck this N word.
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby TheWolf » 25 Mar 2016, 23:22

Since there's no 2016 fantasy baseball thread, and I fell off the face of the earth some time in the spring of 2015, I guess I'll just post here...

The Wolf league had its draft tonight. For anyone who thinks espn.com's projections mean a goddamn thing, they think I have a 3rd place squad, and Rickey and Tambo are projected to finish 11th and 12th in a 12-team league. As for my friend that they hate... He had the best keepers anyone could ever possibly imagine, and has been picked to finish 7th. That makes me happy.
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 01 Apr 2016, 08:13

TheWolf wrote:Since there's no 2016 fantasy baseball thread, and I fell off the face of the earth some time in the spring of 2015, I guess I'll just post here...

The Wolf league had its draft tonight. For anyone who thinks espn.com's projections mean a goddamn thing, they think I have a 3rd place squad, and Rickey and Tambo are projected to finish 11th and 12th in a 12-team league. As for my friend that they hate... He had the best keepers anyone could ever possibly imagine, and has been picked to finish 7th. That makes me happy.


who won the league last year?
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby TheWolf » 01 Apr 2016, 08:19

I did. My buddy that we all hate made a late charge but I held him off. Rickey finished 3rd.
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 01 Apr 2016, 08:26

TheWolf wrote:I did. My buddy that we all hate made a late charge but I held him off. Rickey finished 3rd.


congrats. fwiw, I didn't hate that guy, he didn't cheat or do anything shady(at least while I was there), he cared and tried hard the whole year. those are really the only things I care about, ridiculous trade offers can just be deleted.
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby TheWolf » 01 Apr 2016, 08:50

I'm with you. He's totally "that guy" in fantasy leagues, doing basically every annoying thing you can think of - horrible offers, ridiculing you over much better offers, etc. But he plays by the rules and is always active and trying to win, to the very last day of the season whether he's still in contention or not. He annoys the shit out of me (in fantasy, not in real life), but give me active annoying owners over inactive ones any day.
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Re: 2015 Fantasy Baseball

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 01 Apr 2016, 08:51

Dr Jeckyll wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I did. My buddy that we all hate made a late charge but I held him off. Rickey finished 3rd.


congrats. fwiw, I didn't hate that guy, he didn't cheat or do anything shady(at least while I was there), he cared and tried hard the whole year. those are really the only things I care about, ridiculous trade offers can just be deleted.


Don't try to act mature and above it all and adult. Eff that guy in the eye with Rosie O'Donnell's strap-on.
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