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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby Rickey Sez » 27 Mar 2014, 23:35

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
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1) last night, his connection dies and he autobid for kyle seager $25. gets back in and goes on a bitchfest about how unfair it is that he should have to spend $25 on kyle seager when 'my connection is good, it's espn's fault.' doesn't stop bitching until wolf relents and undoes the last 3 picks or so.
2) the buxton thing. ass.
3) your classic 'here's 3 of my shitty players for your 1 good player, what you won't take that deal? are you stupid? it's 3 for 1!!' trade guy. oh man. the definition of that. i've told him he's a fucknugget for this.
4) a condescending ass. like really talks down to you after you turned down, i dunno, lorenzo cain and phil hughes and kevin glausman for giancarlo stanton. 'you're not gonna keep stanton, you could have hughes and glausman cheap, think this through what are you an idiot?'


I second this. This guy is the fucking worst. I hate this guy. Thing is, he's actually gotten better over the years but he's still the fucking worst.

I did beat the shit out of him in a trade last year, which felt good. I got Teheran and Adam Eaton (I still love that guy) out of him because he loved Brandon Morrow. And then I went and flipped Teheran in a package with MTM for Kershaw.

I'd go to bed at night (and I don't go to bed early) and wake up in the morning with 5 ridiculous trade proposals from this guy and then he'd complain you weren't getting back to him fast enough. The best was when he made a trade proposal that I send him Jason Kipnis in return for nothing. Literally nothing. No player.
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 28 Mar 2014, 00:29

What else did MTM get for Kershaw?
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 28 Mar 2014, 00:58

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:What else did MTM get for Kershaw?


Billy Hamilton and Wil Myers
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby Rickey Sez » 28 Mar 2014, 01:13

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:What else did MTM get for Kershaw?


Billy Hamilton and Wil Myers



Yup. I was in GFIN mode, but I also got Jordan Zimmermann at a keeper price and Brandon Belt, I believe.
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 28 Mar 2014, 01:17

Rickey Sez wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:What else did MTM get for Kershaw?


Billy Hamilton and Wil Myers



Yup. I was in GFIN mode, but I also got Jordan Zimmermann at a keeper price and Brandon Belt, I believe.


Nah, Zimmerman was in the Jennings deal I think
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby Rickey Sez » 28 Mar 2014, 11:55

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Rickey Sez wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:What else did MTM get for Kershaw?


Billy Hamilton and Wil Myers



Yup. I was in GFIN mode, but I also got Jordan Zimmermann at a keeper price and Brandon Belt, I believe.


Nah, Zimmerman was in the Jennings deal I think



Okay, I looked it up and it was all one big blockbuster. I sent you Lawrie, Hamilton, Myers, Teheran, and Jennings for Kershaw, Zimmermann, Belt, Moustakas and Cishek. Geez.
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby Gregs Kite » 01 Apr 2014, 13:07

31, you drafted this dude in three leagues, huh?

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Good luck with dat.
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby TheWolf » 12 Jun 2014, 15:02

Since I wasn't here a few months ago when this conversation took place, I'd just like to say... My friend does indeed suck balls. Everything MTM and Rickey said is 100% true, and I have absolutely nothing to say in his defense. Great guy in real life - one of my best friends, even my kid's godfather - but holy fuck is he a pain in the ass to play fantasy with.

And in case anyone cares and wants an update on MTM's awesome draft (I know you don't)... he's in 6th place. Notouchy has been on fire, currently sits in 2nd place, and is my pick to win this year. Rickey and I will likely end up in a battle for third; I had a big lead on him but he's closed the gap considerably the last couple of weeks.
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby Gregs Kite » 12 Jun 2014, 15:06

TheWolf wrote:Since I wasn't here a few months ago when this conversation took place, I'd just like to say... My friend does indeed suck balls. Everything MTM and Rickey said is 100% true, and I have absolutely nothing to say in his defense. Great guy in real life - one of my best friends, even my kid's godfather - but holy fuck is he a pain in the ass to play fantasy with.

And in case anyone cares and wants an update on MTM's awesome draft (I know you don't)... he's in 6th place. Notouchy has been on fire, currently sits in 2nd place, and is my pick to win this year. Rickey and I will likely end up in a battle for third; I had a big lead on him but he's closed the gap considerably the last couple of weeks.


Why did Notouchy quit the bored? Was it Nova's fault?
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby TheWolf » 12 Jun 2014, 15:11

No idea. I don't think I even knew he quit, since I haven't been here in like 2 years myself. I'm sure it was Nova's fault though.
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby mj3528 » 12 Jun 2014, 15:34

Gregs Kite wrote:
TheWolf wrote:Since I wasn't here a few months ago when this conversation took place, I'd just like to say... My friend does indeed suck balls. Everything MTM and Rickey said is 100% true, and I have absolutely nothing to say in his defense. Great guy in real life - one of my best friends, even my kid's godfather - but holy fuck is he a pain in the ass to play fantasy with.

And in case anyone cares and wants an update on MTM's awesome draft (I know you don't)... he's in 6th place. Notouchy has been on fire, currently sits in 2nd place, and is my pick to win this year. Rickey and I will likely end up in a battle for third; I had a big lead on him but he's closed the gap considerably the last couple of weeks.


Why did Notouchy quit the bored? Was it Nova's fault?


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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby Gregs Kite » 12 Jun 2014, 20:46

So it was Nova.

Colour me stunned.
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 14 Nov 2014, 17:17

time to cut a check, the wolf.
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Re: Fantasy baseball trade advice

Postby JT99 » 16 Nov 2014, 00:16

Gregs Kite wrote:So it was Nova.

Colour me stunned.


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