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Postby TheWolf » 10 Jan 2006, 10:46

That was the name of almost all of my fantasy teams this year. But it was only an ode to Anchorman, as it was the name of my baseball team before SG even saw the movie.

Apparently half the people in my football league haven't seen Anchorman though, because they all thought I was really weird or gay or something for choosing that name.
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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 10 Jan 2006, 10:52

For years I've used the Springfield Fightin' Hellfish in homage to the Simpson's, but I made a bit of a switch this season by naming my baseball team "The Blinking Cansecos" [ever seen him interviewed?] and my football team was named "My Cousin's Weed"
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Postby cjzimm » 23 Jan 2006, 15:37

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:For years I've used the Springfield Fightin' Hellfish in homage to the Simpson's, but I made a bit of a switch this season by naming my baseball team "The Blinking Cansecos" [ever seen him interviewed?] and my football team was named "My Cousin's Weed"


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Postby mister bacon » 23 Jan 2006, 19:30

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:For years I've used the Springfield Fightin' Hellfish in homage to the Simpson's, but I made a bit of a switch this season by naming my baseball team "The Blinking Cansecos" [ever seen him interviewed?] and my football team was named "My Cousin's Weed"


My cousins weed. Nice.
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Postby DirtDawg » 03 Feb 2006, 12:25

I used 'Wheelchair for Sale' right after Christopher Reeves died.
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Postby SouthernYokel » 03 Feb 2006, 13:09

DirtDawg wrote:I used 'Wheelchair for Sale' right after Christopher Reeves died.


That may be the best/most awful name i've seen so far.
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Postby DirtDawg » 03 Feb 2006, 13:17

I've also gone by T.O. is gay and Uncle Touchy.

After a prominent ESPN personality's ill-fated surgery, my buddy used the name 'Dick Schaap's Hip'.
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Postby jack_daniels » 03 Feb 2006, 16:40

DirtDawg wrote:I used 'Wheelchair for Sale' right after Christopher Reeves died.


Hahahahahahahaa.
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Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 30 Mar 2006, 23:13

Ms. OG's cousin named his baseball team "Stupid Sexy Flanders!"
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Postby TheDooze » 31 Mar 2006, 08:22

I just named my fantasy baseball team "TheLargestPenisHere".

It's an instant classic.
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Postby Colonel Angus » 31 Mar 2006, 08:27

TheDooze wrote:I just named my fantasy baseball team "TheLargestPenisHere".

It's an instant classic.


I guess "Insert" wouldn't fit?
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Postby Jamie90 » 31 Mar 2006, 13:20

I named my baseball team the English Warriors
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Postby SouthernYokel » 31 Mar 2006, 13:29

Jamie90 wrote:I named my baseball team the English Warriors


uhhhhh....that's not quite what we had in mind with "best fantasy names" i don't think. It is quite clever though, especially since the last time there was an english "warrior" was probably in the 1600's.
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Postby Philly FUPA » 31 Mar 2006, 13:58

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Postby theken » 31 Mar 2006, 21:37

Colonel Angus wrote:
TheDooze wrote:I just named my fantasy baseball team "TheLargestPenisHere".

It's an instant classic.


I guess "Insert" wouldn't fit?


Stay classy Colonel.
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