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Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 08 Nov 2005, 18:27

We all have teams in various leagues. What are some of the best names that you have seen?
Mine are currenty:
MLB - Neal's gay brother (to piss off someone in my league)
NHL - Saskatchewan bear fuckers
NFL - No talent ass clowns
So far the best ones I've seen are from my NHL league which includes "The Toronto Maple Queefs" & "The Loose Stools", and from my NFL "Bang her like Beckham"
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Postby kaskomm09 » 08 Nov 2005, 19:26

Great thread.

My buddy is using "Wanny's Twat Tickler" in homage to Wannstedt's immortal 'stache this year in our NFL league.
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Postby Beer Goggles » 08 Nov 2005, 22:17

I like "slumpbusters"

In college, we had an intramural basketball team called the "green bowl packers"
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Postby Scoring Machine » 08 Nov 2005, 23:53

The Barrett Robins Experience

If that's not funny, you don't remember who that is.
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Postby Dunking Donut » 09 Nov 2005, 08:57

I was particular proud of my team name for one of my baseball leagues last year, Terri's Feeding Tube. The year before that I was Large Farm Animals.

I keep cracking up every time I see Dr. Kenneth Noisewater in our football league.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 09 Nov 2005, 14:39

Thanks Dunk.

I always find comfort in the "Fighting Amish" and who doesn't love a good "Donkey Punch All-Stars."

One of my favorite team names I ever heard was at a bar doing trivia night. A team named themselves "I'm a bald fucking moron with a small dick" which was funny whenever the abnoxious announcer would say it... because he was bald and abnoxious.
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Postby The Last Jet Fan » 11 Nov 2005, 08:30

I think i will have to change my name to Donkey Punch All stars, awesome!

What is better than ending the night with a swift donkey punch?

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Postby Dunking Donut » 11 Nov 2005, 12:34

I already have Donkey Punches in the SotSG fantasy football league.
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Postby TheWolf » 11 Nov 2005, 18:33

I love the teams that are named after sexual acts, such as Donkey Punches. One of my buddies has used Rusty Trombones in several of our leagues.
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Postby Hank__Scorpio » 12 Nov 2005, 15:23

In my picks league this year, I'm the 'Mexico Express'.

And my intramural softball team from college was 'Dangling Fury'.
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Postby Montecore's Revenge » 06 Jan 2006, 23:34

One guy in my league was "Off in the Woods," which didn't register with me until I was telling a buddy scores over the phone one Sunday, and willingly announced that "I'm beating Off in the Woods."

My football team this year was (you guessed it) "Montecore's Revenge."

One baseball team was "Sveum's Windmill." My other one was "Wipe My Pujols."
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Postby theken » 07 Jan 2006, 16:15

I'm "Hulkamania" in my other hockey pool.
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Postby TheDooze » 07 Jan 2006, 20:58

Scoring Machine wrote:The Barrett Robins Experience

If that's not funny, you don't remember who that is.


Barrett Robbins.
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Postby Colonel Angus » 07 Jan 2006, 21:17

TheDooze wrote:
Scoring Machine wrote:The Barrett Robins Experience

If that's not funny, you don't remember who that is.


Barrett Robbins.


You need to change your location, Dooze. That was neither.
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Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 10 Jan 2006, 10:44

In an ode to SG and Anchorman, I deemed my private league team The Sex Panthers.
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