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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby chrisco » 07 Dec 2016, 00:20

I'm honored to be the least fit regular season champ ever. Let me know when one of you are ready to break 100 points against me.






Just so you realize the horseshoe up my ass right now, I've won my pick em 2 of the last 3 weeks and didn't know it until someone emailed me after the week ended.
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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby Frank the Tank » 10 Dec 2016, 20:55

Frank the Tank at the beginning of the season wrote:Here's the annual recap of our players this year and how the Yahoo bots have graded their draft. The Thigh Masters had the best draft rating thanks to auto-drafting.

For those new to the league, or those wanting to know new team names, the roster for Year IX is:

The Almighty TiVos - FTT (2015 champ) - A, 3rd, 10-3-0
Thigh Masters - JT99 (2014 champ) - A+, 1st, 12-1-0
FuzzyDunlop - BD79 (2012 champ) - B-, 10th, 4-9-0
sons of bernie kosar - mj3528 - C, 11th, 2-11-0
StraightCashHomey - MTM - B-, 6th, 7-6-0
Shamgod Files - God Shamgod - A, 2nd, 11-2-0
Mount Lushmore - chrisco (2010 champ) - A, 5th, 8-5-0
Hot Dog Unicorns - Theny - B, 4th, 10-3-0
The Uncle Rodneys - Rodney Farva (2011 champ) - C-, 12th, 1-12-0
Dorito Dink - ONTB - B-, 9th, 4-9-0
Casually Racist - Dunkin Donut - B, 7th, 5-8-0
DuckFanSnyder - LDotL - B-, 8th, 4-9-0

Champs no longer in the league:

2008 - SDGuy
2009 - Durden
2013 - nova


Here's how we actually finished (Actual Finish Rank - Team - Owner - Predicted Finish Rank - Variance in Rank - Variance in Wins)

1st - Mount Lushmore - chrisco - 5th, +4 spots, +1 win
2nd - FuzzyDunlop - BD79 - 10th, +8 spots, +4 win
3rd - DuckFanSnyder - LDotL - 8th, +5 spots, +4 wins
4th - Shamgod Files - God Shamgod - 2nd, -2 spots, -4 wins
5th - Dorito Dink - ONTB - 9th, +4 spots, +3 wins
6th - The Almighty TiVos - FTT - 3rd, -3 spots, -3 wins
7th - Hot Dog Unicorns - Theny - 4th, -3 spots, -3 wins
8th - StraightCashHomey - MTM - 6th, -2 spots, -1 win
9th - Thigh Masters - JT99 - 1st, -8 spots, -6 wins
10th - sons of bernie kosar - mj3528 - 11th, +1 spots, +4 wins
11th - The Uncle Rodneys - Farva - 12th, +1 spot, +3 wins
12th - Casually Racist - Dunk - 7th, -5 spots, -2 wins

So the robots correctly predicted 3 of the 6 playoff teams, which is the same rate you'd expect a blindfolded individual picking six names from a hat to have. Bad year for the prediction bots.

With the top two seeds both having won this league before, we've got a good chance of having our first two-time winner this season.
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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby Frank the Tank » 20 Dec 2016, 09:16

Good luck to ONTB and BD79 in this week's 'chip game. 'Sco and LDotL will fight for the third place prize.
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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby ONTB » 20 Dec 2016, 11:06

I don't like my chances...
[Mon 0:15] ONTB: Why can't the whole fucking cast come up? I want to hear what Marky Marky has to say
[Mon 0:16] Clayton Bigsby: "i'd like to thank the funky bunch"
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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby Frank the Tank » 26 Dec 2016, 10:34

ONTB wrote:I don't like my chances...


Wrong! Your chances were excellent. Another year, another winner. Congrats ONTB. BD gets second, and LDotL gets third. I look forward to doing this again next year.
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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby Briandong79 » 26 Dec 2016, 14:39

I was going up against my RBs in my other league so I figured my chances of winning both were very slim. I was correct, congrats ONTB.
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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby ONTB » 26 Dec 2016, 15:55

Thank you sir. What a year.

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[Mon 0:16] Clayton Bigsby: "i'd like to thank the funky bunch"
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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby chrisco » 26 Dec 2016, 16:04

ONTB wrote:Thank you sir. What a year.

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On to 2017.
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Re: Who wants to throw in some cash?

Postby Gregs Kite » 27 Dec 2016, 08:53

Thats awesome, BRONTB. Congrats!
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