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Re: Tek

Postby Frank the Tank » 04 Sep 2008, 08:07

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She sounds really professional. Im sure her employers love her behavior. Scratch that, its Tek. Im sure her male superiors are downright jealous of her.


If you're a chick and you get a chance to fuck Tek, you take it! You can always find another job, especially when you've got a rack like that.
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Re: Tek

Postby DirtDawg » 20 Oct 2008, 21:58

Thanks for a robust 2008 ALCS, Tek. That one hit you squeezed out really topped things off nicely.
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Re: Tek

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 22 Dec 2008, 15:57

Tek.

Are we gonn re-sign this warrior? I dont think Theo will do it. Its all fine and well that he can 'call a game', but Theo knows that we need someone that can mix in a hit every now and then.
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Re: Tek

Postby God Shamgod » 03 May 2009, 15:46

Way to let Crawford only rip 6 on you, cap.
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Re: Tek

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 03 May 2009, 21:04

God Shamgod wrote:Way to let Crawford only rip 6 on you, cap.

In defense of "tek", he isnt there for his defense. He is there for his hitti....um, nevermind.
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Re: Tek

Postby mister bacon » 04 May 2009, 00:13

God Shamgod wrote:Way to let Crawford only rip 6 on you, cap.



seriously.. what the fuck? is this what he's planning on doing the rest of his career?
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Re: Tek

Postby Frank the Tank » 04 May 2009, 07:56

mister bacon wrote:
God Shamgod wrote:Way to let Crawford only rip 6 on you, cap.



seriously.. what the fuck? is this what he's planning on doing the rest of his career?


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Re: Tek

Postby Frank the Tank » 23 Nov 2010, 18:59

The Tek era apparently drawing to a close. :sniff:

Denying him arbitration means that they only want to keep him for a lowball offer, and with next year not looking too promising I'm not sure why he'd want to stay for a lowball offer if this interest from other teams is real. He certainly isn't ready to catch every day, but he should be a very capable backup for somebody. Thanks for everything Captain.
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Re: Tek

Postby Theny » 24 Nov 2010, 07:46

Tek says "you're welcome frank."

at least they got rid of that dirty spic and have that white boy salty stepping in there. He's the Matt Light of catchers.
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Re: Tek

Postby Prez » 24 Nov 2010, 13:43

Theny wrote:Tek says "you're welcome frank."

at least they got rid of that dirty spic and have that white boy salty stepping in there. He's the Matt Light of catchers.


The dirty spic sure could hit...too bad his arm was a noodle. Salty isn't the answer long term.
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Re: Tek

Postby Theny » 24 Nov 2010, 13:56

Prez wrote:
Theny wrote:Tek says "you're welcome frank."

at least they got rid of that dirty spic and have that white boy salty stepping in there. He's the Matt Light of catchers.


The dirty spic sure could hit...too bad his arm was a noodle. Salty isn't the answer long term.


salty was a can't miss prospect with the braves, I'm surprised he hasn't worked out.
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Re: Tek

Postby TVF wannabe » 24 Nov 2010, 14:04

Theny wrote:
Prez wrote:
Theny wrote:Tek says "you're welcome frank."

at least they got rid of that dirty spic and have that white boy salty stepping in there. He's the Matt Light of catchers.


The dirty spic sure could hit...too bad his arm was a noodle. Salty isn't the answer long term.


salty was a can't miss prospect with the braves, I'm surprised he hasn't worked out.

He's a head case that married his HS teacher the warning signs should have been there. braves are lucky That Mccann was a little older not younger.
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Re: Tek

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 24 Nov 2010, 14:07

Theny wrote:
Prez wrote:
Theny wrote:Tek says "you're welcome frank."

at least they got rid of that dirty spic and have that white boy salty stepping in there. He's the Matt Light of catchers.


The dirty spic sure could hit...too bad his arm was a noodle. Salty isn't the answer long term.


salty was a can't miss prospect with the braves, I'm surprised he hasn't worked out.



That Tex trade the Braves made with Texas doesn't get enough pub for being a gawd-awful trade with hindsight. It started to with the Rangers doing so well this year, but not enough I think. Elvis and Neftali, ftw.
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Re: Tek

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 24 Nov 2010, 16:03

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Theny wrote:
Prez wrote:
Theny wrote:Tek says "you're welcome frank."

at least they got rid of that dirty spic and have that white boy salty stepping in there. He's the Matt Light of catchers.


The dirty spic sure could hit...too bad his arm was a noodle. Salty isn't the answer long term.


salty was a can't miss prospect with the braves, I'm surprised he hasn't worked out.



That Tex trade the Braves made with Texas doesn't get enough pub for being a gawd-awful trade with hindsight. It started to with the Rangers doing so well this year, but not enough I think. Elvis and Neftali, ftw.

That Texeira trade was awful but if the Braves are trading a highly touted prospect that is "Major league-ready," just walk away.

Salty, centerpiece of the Tex trade who was blocked by McCann? Nothing.
Marte to Boston (for Renteria then flipped to the Indians for Coco [IIRC]), best 3B guy and blocked by Chipper? Nada.
Any and all of the pitching prospects sent to Oakland for Hudson? Whole lotta meh-
There were a bunch more back in the early 00s and the 90s but I'm too lazy to look 'em up but ESPN or someone had a list a year or two ago about it.
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Re: Tek

Postby Frank the Tank » 24 Nov 2010, 17:54

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Theny wrote:
Prez wrote:
Theny wrote:Tek says "you're welcome frank."

at least they got rid of that dirty spic and have that white boy salty stepping in there. He's the Matt Light of catchers.


The dirty spic sure could hit...too bad his arm was a noodle. Salty isn't the answer long term.


salty was a can't miss prospect with the braves, I'm surprised he hasn't worked out.



That Tex trade the Braves made with Texas doesn't get enough pub for being a gawd-awful trade with hindsight. It started to with the Rangers doing so well this year, but not enough I think. Elvis and Neftali, ftw.

That Texeira trade was awful but if the Braves are trading a highly touted prospect that is "Major league-ready," just walk away.

Salty, centerpiece of the Tex trade who was blocked by McCann? Nothing.
Marte to Boston (for Renteria then flipped to the Indians for Coco [IIRC]), best 3B guy and blocked by Chipper? Nada.
Any and all of the pitching prospects sent to Oakland for Hudson? Whole lotta meh-
There were a bunch more back in the early 00s and the 90s but I'm too lazy to look 'em up but ESPN or someone had a list a year or two ago about it.


They drafted Todd van Poppel IIRC but he wouldn't sign with them.
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