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Re: Tek

Postby Prez » 22 Apr 2011, 11:15

PornoGil wrote:Tek is on pace for 10 base hits this year.

For you weirdos who don't watch AAAA-ball because it's so terrible to have to watch pitchers hit, I'm guessing you can't watch Sox games either, because watching this asshole hit is about 10 times worse.

I know, he calls a great game behind the dish <jerk-off motion>.


I stayed up for a few innings last night, Beckett was dealin'. Don and Jerry were talking about how much the staff loves throwing to Tek but I was thinking exactly the same think as Gil that he's on pace for maybe 10 hits. I wonder how the pitchers feel about this, would they rather pitch to a "great receiver" and get nothing offensively or pitch to someone else (Salty) and maybe get a little help with the bat?
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Re: Tek

Postby mj3528 » 22 Apr 2011, 11:38

Prez wrote:
PornoGil wrote:Tek is on pace for 10 base hits this year.

For you weirdos who don't watch AAAA-ball because it's so terrible to have to watch pitchers hit, I'm guessing you can't watch Sox games either, because watching this asshole hit is about 10 times worse.

I know, he calls a great game behind the dish <jerk-off motion>.


I stayed up for a few innings last night, Beckett was dealin'. Don and Jerry were talking about how much the staff loves throwing to Tek but I was thinking exactly the same think as Gil that he's on pace for maybe 10 hits. I wonder how the pitchers feel about this, would they rather pitch to a "great receiver" and get nothing offensively or pitch to someone else (Salty) and maybe get a little help with the bat?


I know on the rare occasions that he pitches, Wakefield does not want to pitch to Tek. That is painful to watch.
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Re: Tek

Postby Frank the Tank » 22 Apr 2011, 16:29

Tek is catching, what, every fourth or fifth game these days? He's made like five starts. It's not like he's 1-for-60. It's a slow start at the plate for a backup catcher. Tek is the least of the Red Sox' concerns. And he does call a great game for a pitching staff that needs all the help it can get. [/makes jerk off motion to Gil's jerk off motion]
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Re: Tek

Postby PornoGil » 25 Apr 2011, 12:18

Frank the Tank wrote:Tek is catching, what, every fourth or fifth game these days? He's made like five starts. It's not like he's 1-for-60. It's a slow start at the plate for a backup catcher. Tek is the least of the Red Sox' concerns. And he does call a great game for a pitching staff that needs all the help it can get. [/makes jerk off motion to Gil's jerk off motion]

Tek catches 2 out of every 5 games (Beckett and Rice's starts). I don't care though. I can appreciate a catcher or even a SS who doesn't swing the bat well. I just hate the pro-DH argument that the game suddenly sucks when there's one guy in the lineup who can't hit his weight. MLB lineups need a couple easy outs mixed in. I don't want to watch 9 Youks up there fouling off 7 pitches every AB.
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Re: Tek

Postby SouthernYokel » 25 Apr 2011, 15:31

Frank the Tank wrote: [/makes jerk off motion to Gil's jerk off motion]


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Re: Tek

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Re: Tek

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 28 Feb 2012, 09:31

you think first ballot?
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Re: Tek

Postby chrisco » 28 Feb 2012, 09:33

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:you think first ballot?


With Jorge eligible the same year? /bosux
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Re: Tek

Postby Prez » 28 Feb 2012, 09:43

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:you think first ballot?


uh, no.

Tek will get some love for catching 4 no-hitters and being the captain of 2 world championship teams. There will be plenty of debate in 4-5 yrs about Varitek and Posada. There games were fairly opposite of each other with Tek shining defensively (in spite of his noodle arm) and known for being a great receiver and handler of pitching staff. Posada was superior offensively but only average behind the plate and not always the favorite receiver of the staff. I think both have a chance to get in the HOF eventually but neither on the first ballot. Big plus for both playing their entire careers in one city.
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Re: Tek

Postby nova » 28 Feb 2012, 09:57

Prez wrote:Tek will get some love for catching 4 no-hitters


:lol:

Seriously? I understand and respect the catcher's role in calling a game but this is silly. Amirite?
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Re: Tek

Postby ONTB » 28 Feb 2012, 10:03

nasty nova wrote:
Prez wrote:Tek will get some love for catching 4 no-hitters


:lol:

Seriously? I understand and respect the catcher's role in calling a game but this is silly. Amirite?


Yes you are. Tek was a below average hitter overall, about average for a catcher in the macro. Falls well behind a guy like posada offensively. Oh, and he's way overrated defensively. I mean, posada was better at throwing out runners.
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Re: Tek

Postby Rodney Farva » 28 Feb 2012, 10:22

varitek should be on the borderline for whether he gets enough to stay on the ballot the next year. anything more than that is pretty dopey (no offense, prezbo).
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Re: Tek

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 28 Feb 2012, 10:37

3 Time All Star = LOCK for the HOF.

In all seriousness, he is DEFINITELY getting in. Are you fucking kidding me? Its 'Tek', 'The Captain'. Red Sox. 2004. You guys are insane if you think that these bozos that vote are going to deny this mediocre shithead the honor of reprsenting The Nation in the Hall.
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Re: Tek

Postby Prez » 28 Feb 2012, 10:50

nasty nova wrote:
Prez wrote:Tek will get some love for catching 4 no-hitters


:lol:

Seriously? I understand and respect the catcher's role in calling a game but this is silly. Amirite?


OK, maybe a little over the edge on HOF chances, but I disagree on the role a catcher plays in calling a game and making a pitcher comfortable. I don't think that Tek being the only catcher to receive 4 no-hitters was an accident. I also disagree on the overrated statement of his defensive skills, we was never considered the cream of the crop defensively, but certainly well above average overall, his arm didn't always suck.
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Re: Tek

Postby mj3528 » 28 Feb 2012, 10:52

Prez wrote:
nasty nova wrote:
Prez wrote:Tek will get some love for catching 4 no-hitters


:lol:

Seriously? I understand and respect the catcher's role in calling a game but this is silly. Amirite?


OK, maybe a little over the edge on HOF chances, but I disagree on the role a catcher plays in calling a game and making a pitcher comfortable. I don't think that Tek being the only catcher to receive 4 no-hitters was an accident. I also disagree on the overrated statement of his defensive skills, we was never considered the cream of the crop defensively, but certainly well above average overall, his arm didn't always suck.


how does pushing a-rod in the face affect his hall of fame chances? put him over the top?
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