Epic fuckup. Excuse me for one second....
Okay. All of a sudden these assholes are making Ruben Amaro Jr look competent. I mean, holy fuck, you could've had this guy in the spring for $30-$40 million dollars less, but you had to go and be weather beaten cunts about it and offer 4 and $70. These guys wrongly assumed that their pitching prospects would be ready by now to take over, and they could build a rotation with Buckle's gash and four guys making $675k per year.
YOUR /tm balls
THE BOSTON FUCKING RED SOX. Spend the fucking money. Holy shit. The entire concept of baseball is one big dick measuring contest. It's the equivalent of bacon, Angus and cheese all locked in a room. The entire point is to prove you have the biggest house, the shiniest toys, the best RB in your PPR league. Baseball is patently unfair, except to you. I don't get it.
So, anyways, now I have to go and trade some of my overrated prospects for some flitty bitch like Cole Hamels, who will likely give the Sox mediocre pitching and EPIC fashion.
The running theme now is the Sox never really wanted Lester. If that's the case, why waste all this time? To prove what? To prove to the fans you gave it the old college try? That might work for pink hats like Balls, but true fans like me and Theny see through the facade. We see what we have left for a rotation and I can't speak for Theny, but it has me up at night wondering why I pour my heart and soul into this team when they jerk me around so much.