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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby ONTB » 24 Nov 2014, 09:21

Prez wrote:
ONTB wrote:He's been pretty good lately... when he plays. But... it would be cool to see him back. Had he never been traded, he would have been one of the greatest Red Sox SS of all time. Assume they are doing this instead of Panda and Hanley will play third? Or are they getting Panda too and playing Hanley in the outfield? Does that mean Cespedes is out? Surely Bogaerts will play SS. Strange.


My sources (Rickey on da book) say Panda at third, Hanley in left and Cespedes will be moved for starting pitching.


I fear Cespedes isn't going to bring much in return.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Frank the Tank » 24 Nov 2014, 09:29

Cespedes won't bring a ton, but maybe someone who wants to go all-in on 2015 will offer up a #3 guy? Maybe?

Ramirez has huge upside, but I really do fear this will end badly.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby ONTB » 24 Nov 2014, 09:35

Just sign Lester and go all in. Move Cespedes for whatever you can get, prospects, bull pen arms...
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby TheWolf » 24 Nov 2014, 09:49

The rational part of my brain sees all the reasons to think the Hanley deal will end badly, but I just can't help but like it for some reason. I feel really good about this. But honestly, nothing matters if Buchholz is wearing a Red Sox uniform next year. Looking forward to seeing what else they do, but I really don't like rooting for them as long ast that piece of shit is on the team. I hate him so damn much.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby ONTB » 24 Nov 2014, 09:56

TheWolf wrote:The rational part of my brain sees all the reasons to think the Hanley deal will end badly, but I just can't help but like it for some reason. I feel really good about this. But honestly, nothing matters if Buchholz is wearing a Red Sox uniform next year. Looking forward to seeing what else they do, but I really don't like rooting for them as long ast that piece of shit is on the team. I hate him so damn much.


You hate his terrible face? While he was bad last year, his FIP says he wasn't as bad as it seemed. I'd run him back at the bottom of the rotation and see what he's got.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Prez » 24 Nov 2014, 09:59

ONTB wrote:
TheWolf wrote:The rational part of my brain sees all the reasons to think the Hanley deal will end badly, but I just can't help but like it for some reason. I feel really good about this. But honestly, nothing matters if Buchholz is wearing a Red Sox uniform next year. Looking forward to seeing what else they do, but I really don't like rooting for them as long ast that piece of shit is on the team. I hate him so damn much.


You hate his terrible face? While he was bad last year, his FIP says he wasn't as bad as it seemed. I'd run him back at the bottom of the rotation and see what he's got.


I'm in this camp. I have no issue with him as an effective 3-5 starter. Not feeling good about him being the face of the pitching staff.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Gregs Kite » 24 Nov 2014, 10:03

FIP. Fucking A.

I have no idea what we're thinking. This stinks of Larry trying to sign stars for the TV show.

ETA: Fuck Buccholz with a knife. Trade him. Cut him. Whatever.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby TheWolf » 24 Nov 2014, 10:04

I am well aware that Buchholz is better than I give him credit for. But I just can't bring myself to root for the guy. I don't remember any Boston athlete I've ever hated as much as him. Even when he's pitching well I'm rooting for someone to rip a line drive off his stupid ugly face.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Prez » 24 Nov 2014, 10:05

Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby ONTB » 24 Nov 2014, 10:11

$180 million dedicated over the next 5 years to Hanley and Panda. They better not suck. I find myself liking the Hanley deal more than the Panda deal. Panda could be sneaky bad at the plate over the course of this deal.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby bosux » 24 Nov 2014, 12:17

those two are going to rake in that shitty little ballpark
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 24 Nov 2014, 13:07

bosux wrote:those two are going to rake in that shitty little ballpark

It's gonna be sick
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Rodney Farva » 24 Nov 2014, 13:22

ONTB wrote:Had he never been traded, he would have been one of the greatest Red Sox SS of all time.


I don't want to be a dick and all, but that statement is really stupid and irrelevant and the kind of thing that makes people despise fans of teams like the red sox.

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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 24 Nov 2014, 13:24

bosux wrote:those two are going to rake in that shitty little ballpark

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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby JT99 » 24 Nov 2014, 13:51

ONTB wrote:$180 million dedicated over the next 5 years to Hanley and Panda. They better not suck.


Because there is some fiscal responsibility that the front office has?
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