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2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Prez » 12 Nov 2014, 08:04

Sox are "all in" on Pablo Sandoval

I guess I like it, move Bogaerts back to SS and send Middlebrooks someplace where he can eff Jenny Dell 24/7.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 12 Nov 2014, 09:07

Prez wrote:Sox are "all in" on Pablo Sandoval

I guess I like it, move Bogaerts back to SS and send Middlebrooks someplace where he can eff Jenny Dell 24/7.

Like it. Imagine him in Fenway with the short porch and those great fans.
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Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 12 Nov 2014, 09:32

Wait until he and Papi decide to go #teamdaint.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 12 Nov 2014, 09:45

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Wait until he and Papi decide to go #teamdaint.


What's to worry about? It turned out great for C.C. Sabathia.
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Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 12 Nov 2014, 10:13

Frank the Tank wrote:
Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Wait until he and Papi decide to go #teamdaint.


What's to worry about? It turned out great for C.C. Sabathia.

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Postby Frank the Tank » 17 Nov 2014, 17:08

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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby ONTB » 20 Nov 2014, 10:53

Terrible pitching last year and terrible hitting. Oh, pretty average defense. So, that's something. There are so many holes with this team, I don't know.

Panda. I guess. Yeah, third base was a black hole and none of those young guys are going to work there any time soon. Panda can do that for a few years and transition to DH. That said, he's slowly regressing as a hitter. You give him six years, you need some kind of opt out after that third year. He could easily be useless by 30.

Lester. I don't know. Guy wants 7 years. Giving a 30 year old 7 years seems crazy. He was fantastic in that contract year--- not so good the two years prior. But, if the alternative is trading for someone like Cole Hamels, Lester would be fine.

Fairly excited about a full season of Rusney, Yoenis and Mookie if they stick with it. Although, wouldn't be upset if they moved Yoenis for something. I wonder if they'd have anything the Braves would want for Justin Upton. Need Xander to make the leap; he's been really disappointing.
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Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Nov 2014, 12:11

Lester has proven he can pitch in Boston and in the playoffs, play the fucking guy. We're the Boston Effing Red Sox, flex nuts here. So you'll be paying him to be bad at the tail end. Who gives a fuck? I did that with Schilling, and he gave me two world titles.

Trade Bucky to whatever faggy, west coast team he wants. I hate his face.

Cole Hamels would crap his pants if he pitched here. No, thank you.

I'm also in on Sandoval, even though he's a negro.

Henry Owens is going to be a horse next year. You read it here first.

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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 20 Nov 2014, 22:47

Gregs Kite wrote:Lester has proven he can pitch in Boston

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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Prez » 24 Nov 2014, 05:52

Hanley Ramirez?

That came out of nowhere.

Ramirez, who turns 31 on Dec. 23, has primarily played shortstop through the course of his 10-year career but has also told teams he would be willing to make a position change.


Lots of possibilities...
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Postby Frank the Tank » 24 Nov 2014, 06:37

Prez wrote:Hanley Ramirez?

That came out of nowhere.

Ramirez, who turns 31 on Dec. 23, has primarily played shortstop through the course of his 10-year career but has also told teams he would be willing to make a position change.


Lots of possibilities...


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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Gregs Kite » 24 Nov 2014, 07:21

Frank the Tank wrote:
Prez wrote:Hanley Ramirez?

That came out of nowhere.

Ramirez, who turns 31 on Dec. 23, has primarily played shortstop through the course of his 10-year career but has also told teams he would be willing to make a position change.


Lots of possibilities...


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What he said. 5 years for a "31" year old? Why now? He pretty much quit in LA. I'm all set with another lazy Ramirez on my team.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Prez » 24 Nov 2014, 07:32

Gregs Kite wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
Prez wrote:Hanley Ramirez?

That came out of nowhere.

Ramirez, who turns 31 on Dec. 23, has primarily played shortstop through the course of his 10-year career but has also told teams he would be willing to make a position change.


Lots of possibilities...


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What he said. 5 years for a "31" year old? Why now? He pretty much quit in LA. I'm all set with another lazy Ramirez on my team.


I agree with all of this, but if he's even mildly motivated, he could mash in Fenway.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby ONTB » 24 Nov 2014, 09:16

He's been pretty good lately... when he plays. But... it would be cool to see him back. Had he never been traded, he would have been one of the greatest Red Sox SS of all time. Assume they are doing this instead of Panda and Hanley will play third? Or are they getting Panda too and playing Hanley in the outfield? Does that mean Cespedes is out? Surely Bogaerts will play SS. Strange.
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Re: 2014-2015 Offseason - Panda Express

Postby Prez » 24 Nov 2014, 09:18

ONTB wrote:He's been pretty good lately... when he plays. But... it would be cool to see him back. Had he never been traded, he would have been one of the greatest Red Sox SS of all time. Assume they are doing this instead of Panda and Hanley will play third? Or are they getting Panda too and playing Hanley in the outfield? Does that mean Cespedes is out? Surely Bogaerts will play SS. Strange.


My sources (Rickey on da book) say Panda at third, Hanley in left and Cespedes will be moved for starting pitching.
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