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Postby Clayton Bigsby » 08 Feb 2014, 09:23

Happy Truck Day. Go team.
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 08 Feb 2014, 12:10

I Ike what they've done this offseason. They've definitely improved an already solid club.
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby Frank the Tank » 08 Feb 2014, 14:59

Clayton Bigsby wrote:Happy Truck Day. Go team.


Boooooooooo. Get in the spirit!

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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby nova » 08 Feb 2014, 18:47

Aren't you a Pirates fan?
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Feb 2014, 09:27

Thanks for starting this thread, Clayton. It's pretty cool that a die hard, long time Indians fan can branch out and explore the studio space of the other major league teams.

If you have a minute, can you do a position by position break-down of the 2014 squad? I'm very curious to hear your thoughts particularly in center field. And we all know what's going on with the pitching staff, but who do you think will be the breakout stars in the bullpen this year?

It feels so good to have another Red Sox enthusiast on bored. I really look forward to seriously discussing them with you and others during the upcoming baseball season.
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby ctz31 » 11 Feb 2014, 09:45

Gregs Kite wrote:Thanks for starting this thread, Clayton. It's pretty cool that a die hard, long time Indians fan can branch out and explore the studio space of the other major league teams.

If you have a minute, can you do a position by position break-down of the 2014 squad? I'm very curious to hear your thoughts particularly in center field. And we all know what's going on with the pitching staff, but who do you think will be the breakout stars in the bullpen this year?

It feels so good to have another Red Sox enthusiast on bored. I really look forward to seriously discussing them with you and others during the upcoming baseball season.


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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby Gregs Kite » 11 Feb 2014, 11:01

First of all, good work 31. Enjoyed that post.

Tue Feb 11, 2014 10:56 am JT99 Like Bi, I am interested in dropping my Indians for the Sox. Can you tell me the top three benefits and top three problems with doing so?


Like Bi LOL. Glad to have you aboard. Being a Red Sox fan isn't a choice, it's a lifestyle. There are some great benefits and some drawbacks, so let's get started:

Top 3 Problems Being a Red Sox Fan:

3- Haterz and Fakerz: Heavy lies the crown. Not only will you have to listen to Balls and his fresh new anti-Sox takes EVERY. SINGLE. DAY., you have to deal with a nation of haterz jealous of the swag. NBD. You'll also run into those folks who are just smug, unhappy people and will try to knock you down a peg or two. I mean, really people, who does that?

2- Time to watch the Chip DVDs: At this point its getting eve ridix. I mean, 2004 and 2007 were fine, you could set aside one night a week to watch. But now with the 30 for 30, and the 2013 one, it becomes difficult to really take a deep dive into the catalog and explore the studio space (bro) of these uplifting, cinematic masterpieces.

1- Memorizing the Songs: It can be terribly difficult remembering all the words to the great songs associated with Red Sox Nation, especially when you ah sooooo fackin bombed on fackin yagah you cant fackin stand up no mores:

Here's a handy guide, easy as: One, Two, Three.

Top 3 Benefits Being a Red Sox Fan:

3- Fenway Franks: The dogs are undeniable for #teamdaint and #teamfatass. Wash it down with a flat $8 Bud Larry and you have yourself a treat, my friend.

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That's probably a Rem Dawg, but whatevs, she can get it.

2- Sideline Bitches: During the games you're guaranteed to have a hot AF chick doing dumb sideline reports:

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1- Fenway Park: There's not a cozier home park in the major leagues. If you want to hobnob with the commoners like a real baseball fan, try sitting in the right field grandstand. Not only will you get a pristine view of the bullpens, but you won't even notice the crick in your neck because the guys next to you is overflowing in his seat and rubbing up against you like a dog in heat. Yeah, he smells like a bad salad, but that's baseball.

I hope this helps, KarateMoon99. It's always nice to see a genuine interest in America's Most Beloved Baseball Team.
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby nova » 12 Feb 2014, 10:40

2, 3, 1
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby Prez » 12 Feb 2014, 10:50

nova wrote:2, 3, 1


Duh! ya think?
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby mj3528 » 12 Feb 2014, 10:53

Prez wrote:
nova wrote:2, 3, 1


Duh! ya think?


I agree with the order, but there has been some sentiment on the board for Jenny Dell over Heidi Watney.
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby Prez » 12 Feb 2014, 10:55

mj3528 wrote:
Prez wrote:
nova wrote:2, 3, 1


Duh! ya think?


I agree with the order, but there has been some sentiment on the board for Jenny Dell over Heidi Watney.


Jenny's tits are a national treasure, but Heidi is fugin gorgeous. Complete package. (and I prefer brunettes to blondes)
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 12 Feb 2014, 10:59

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Im not feeling this one, really.

- big nose
- hard spread-apart tits
- eyes are maybe a quarter inch too far apart. not quite the hammerhead shark style like Drake, but a touch off.
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby Prez » 12 Feb 2014, 11:01

Prez wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
Prez wrote:
nova wrote:2, 3, 1


Duh! ya think?


I agree with the order, but there has been some sentiment on the board for Jenny Dell over Heidi Watney.


Jenny's tits are a national treasure, but Heidi is fugin gorgeous. Complete package. (and I prefer brunettes to blondes)




ETA: As guy who watched a lot of Sox games and ogled these broads, I'll explain. Jenny is very pretty and has a tremendous rack but had good days and bad days. Heidi was stunning every time she was on camera. Always looked like a dime.
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby Montecore's Revenge » 16 Feb 2014, 10:28

The Globe released its ranking of MLB managers, bravely placing Red Sox manager John Farrell at #1. The top 8 includes four managers from the AL East in total, plus Terry Francona at #3.
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Re: 2014 Red Sox

Postby Theny » 16 Feb 2014, 10:45

Montecore's Revenge wrote:The Globe released its ranking of MLB managers, bravely placing Red Sox manager John Farrell at #1. The top 8 includes four managers from the AL East in total, plus Terry Francona at #3.


That's weird for Boston media to navel gaze like that.
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