The Official 2013 World Champion Red Sox Thread

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The Official 2013 World Champion Red Sox Thread

Postby Prez » 05 Feb 2013, 18:37

It's Truck Day!!

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Now that football is over, Americans MAWG's turn their attention to the upcoming baseball season. What other sport can generate this level of excitement by photographing doods loading a tractor trailer?

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Your Sox are coming off a tough season where they finished in last place and managed only 69 wins.

The 2011 problem:

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was replaced by a new problem in 2012:

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Glass half full:

There is reason for hope.

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We hired our old pitching coach after he honed his managerial skillz in the Tdot.

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Bobby V can go back to inventing new wraps to serve in his restaurant.

This future HOFer is back in the fold of RSN, can you say CHAMPIONSHIP?

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Glass half empty:

Most Sox fans are disappointed that the team wasn't a little more active in the off season after shedding roughly 793 gazillion dollars in salary last year.

Now that the Orioles have a respectable squad, the AL East looks tougher than ever.


There is no negativity here, it's almost time for BASEBALL!!!!1!1!

*All pics in this post were from a Google image search for "Red Sox Truck Day 2013"
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 05 Feb 2013, 19:25

Exclusive footage of Truck Day, hosted by our resident gay sportswriter, Steve Buckley.

Fun fact, the guy in the winter hat, glasses and beard is the host of the number one sports talk show in Boston. Buckley, the reporter, has no clue. This made me lawl. GFY.
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby Prez » 15 Feb 2013, 10:05

Looks like the consecutive sellout "streak" is about to end. Likely to end on April 10th, the second home game of the season.
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 15 Feb 2013, 11:02

Prez wrote:Looks like the consecutive sellout "streak" is about to end. Likely to end on April 10th, the second home game of the season.


and the slow momentum swing from lovable losers to hated champions back to lovable losers begins. In 2017, all of SOTSG will be fawning over Varitek Jr.
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby bosux » 15 Feb 2013, 13:27

SouthernYokel wrote:
Prez wrote:Looks like the consecutive sellout "streak" is about to end. Likely to end on April 10th, the second home game of the season.


and the slow momentum swing from lovable losers to hated champions back to lovable losers begins. In 2017, all of SOTSG will be fawning over Varitek Jr.


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if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 15 Feb 2013, 13:32

bosux wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Prez wrote:Looks like the consecutive sellout "streak" is about to end. Likely to end on April 10th, the second home game of the season.


and the slow momentum swing from lovable losers to hated champions back to lovable losers begins. In 2017, all of SOTSG will be fawning over Varitek Jr.


:19:


well i mean except for you, but honestly i'm counting on an aneurysm on the toilet before then.
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby bosux » 15 Feb 2013, 13:50

SouthernYokel wrote:
bosux wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Prez wrote:Looks like the consecutive sellout "streak" is about to end. Likely to end on April 10th, the second home game of the season.


and the slow momentum swing from lovable losers to hated champions back to lovable losers begins. In 2017, all of SOTSG will be fawning over Varitek Jr.


:19:


well i mean except for you, but honestly i'm counting on an aneurysm on the toilet before then.


that was shout to sotsg's (former) #1 sox fan
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Feb 2013, 13:52

Tecmo Bo?
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby SouthernYokel » 15 Feb 2013, 13:55

sorry, i always forget that applies to dooze in addition to meaning 'ironyyyyyyy'
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 20 Feb 2013, 10:13

Just acquired someone called Mike Carp. I like it.
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 20 Feb 2013, 11:41

Gregs Kite wrote:Just acquired someone called Mike Carp. I like it.

Sounds fishy to me
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 20 Feb 2013, 11:50

CourtesyFlush wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Just acquired someone called Mike Carp. I like it.

Sounds fishy to me

All part of this new trend to acquire OFs with first name Mike, last name a fish. Worked for Anaheim Los Angeles of Anaheim
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby Montecore's Revenge » 09 Mar 2013, 18:48

An old friend paid Jenny Dell a visit today:

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BOOBS.
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 09 Mar 2013, 19:18

Montecore's Revenge wrote:An old friend paid Jenny Dell a visit today:

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BOOBS.


I coulda sworn Heidi got some bolt ons. Clearly she forgot them this day.
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Re: The Official 2013 Red Sox Thread

Postby someguysomewhere » 09 Mar 2013, 19:46

Gregs Kite wrote:Just acquired someone called Mike Carp. I like it.


I liked Carp. Thought he was going to have a good season last year, but nah, nothing. Hope he turns it around.
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