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Postby Rickey Sez » 12 Feb 2010, 00:00

HAPPY TRUCK DAY!!!!!!



Beltre! Cameron! Scu-Scu-Scutaro! Lackey! Shouse! What an offseason it's been. And now... now the truck is packing up and getting ready to leave for City of Palms Park! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitching. Defense. Run Prevention Machine. Your 2010 Boston Red Sox!

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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 12 Feb 2010, 01:02

I literally cannot believe you used that song to signify Truck Day. That's like the redneckiest heartbreak song ever.

You're better than that, Richard.
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 12 Feb 2010, 05:42

Truck Day... the air smells better, food tastes better, J.D. Drew looks like he has potential for another three weeks before we learn better... oh yes, it will be a glorious day.

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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby Theny » 12 Feb 2010, 09:09

Truck Day....gayest tradition in sports!
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby bosux » 12 Feb 2010, 09:47

gay you say?!?

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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby Rodney Farva » 12 Feb 2010, 09:50

dear rickey sez,

hi!

please pretend you are tito. now do something about the gay windshirts.

now, assuming no more transactions this spring and that everyone on the roster is healed and stays healthy, please give us:

1) your everyday lineup + batting order
2) how you line up your rotation
3) bullpen roles

thanks!
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 12 Feb 2010, 09:55

i try not to post too often in red sox threads as I know how it ruins peoples message board experiences, but get a load of this column....."Waaaaah, we started Truck Day and now other teams are copying it Waaaaahhhhh. We started "The Nation" and now everyones copying it, wait, we didnt? That was the Raiders? Oh, well Truck Day is ours!"

http://blog.masslive.com/redsoxmonster/2010/02/red_sox_truck_day_now_being_im.html
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby Rickey Sez » 12 Feb 2010, 20:35

Rodney Farva wrote:dear rickey sez,

hi!

please pretend you are tito. now do something about the gay windshirts.

now, assuming no more transactions this spring and that everyone on the roster is healed and stays healthy, please give us:

1) your everyday lineup + batting order
2) how you line up your rotation
3) bullpen roles

thanks!
r. farva


Dear Rowdy Roddy,

GLADLY!

First of all, if I were Tito, I would get rid of the gay windshirts as soon as MLB promoted a fund set up for medical research on rare blood disrorders. Then we could pay people to find out what the hell was wrong with me so I wouldn't shiver all the time and, you know, be warm and shit in 90 degree weather. But until that happens, I would wear the gay windshirt until I couldn't wear it no more.

Second of all.. Now, this team is built for situational lineups, platoons, etc... but the usual everyday lineup, assuming a VS RHP should look like this:

1. Dreambury
2. PEDROIER DESTROYER!
3. Vee Mart 24 Hrs
[size=200]4. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKK[/size]
5. Jay-Dee. You're my knight in shining armor, and I love you.

6. That Mike Cameron Guy
7. The Ghost of the Largefather
8. That Other Guy With One Nut Who Isn't Mike Lowell That Plays Third Base
9. Scu-Scu-SCUTARO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ROTATION!!!!! (Oh, dear lord, my man-tits are lactating over this)

Cap'n Cancer
Beckett
John Lackface
Buch-sach
Douchey Japanese Fuck That Won't Throw a Strike

BULLPEN ROLLS!

6th Starter/Rotation guy when he's healthy -- Wakey
Long man -- Boofy or, you know, anyone else
2nd Lefty/Loogy -- BRIAN SHOUSE!
Manny DelShitface
Ram-Ram
Hideki Okajima
Daniel Bard
Jonathan "I Hate You All and Fuck My Underpants" Papelbon

BENCH:

Jeremy Hermida
The Captain
Tug Hulett
Led Lowrie
Bill Hall

Yeah, that's 27 guys, but Wakey won't be ready til June, at least, and Lowrie and Hulett have options. Shouse is on a minor league contract.

That work?
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby Rickey Sez » 12 Feb 2010, 22:50

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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby Frank the Tank » 13 Feb 2010, 09:03

Rickey Sez wrote:Image


You forgot to include the "no children were harmed in the taking of this photo" disclaimer.
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby CourtesyFlush » 13 Feb 2010, 09:37

Frank the Tank wrote:
Rickey Sez wrote:Image


You forgot to include the "no children were harmed in the taking of this photo" disclaimer.


I thought it was an Aunt Jemima bottle :shock:
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby Rickey Sez » 14 Feb 2010, 03:27

Every time Adrian Beltre commits an error, John Henry kills a kitten.
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby ComplexLitigations » 14 Feb 2010, 18:05

Enjoy Mike Cameron and Bill Hall. As a brewers fan, I'm happy the red sox are our dumping ground for shitty old black players.
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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 14 Feb 2010, 18:26

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ComplexLitigations wrote:Enjoy Mike Cameron and Bill Hall. As a brewers fan, I'm happy the red sox are our dumping ground for shitty old black players.


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Re: The Official 2010 Season Red Sox Thread

Postby Prez » 14 Feb 2010, 19:54

ComplexLitigations wrote:Enjoy Mike Cameron and Bill Hall. As a brewers fan, I'm happy the red sox are our dumping ground for shitty old black players.


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