The Jacoby Ellsbury Appreciation Thread

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The Jacoby Ellsbury Appreciation Thread

Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 30 Oct 2007, 22:17

I think "Doubles" should have his own thread given his heroics in the WS.

Funny how he went from having his first major league contact go 1 foot to being a doubles machine on the biggest stage.
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Re: The Jacoby Ellsbury Appreciation Thread

Postby Prez » 30 Oct 2007, 22:20

Tremendous_sidePotential wrote:I think "Doubles" should have his own thread given his heroics in the WS.

Funny how he went from having his first major league contact go 1 foot to being a doubles machine on the biggest stage.


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Postby Frank the Tank » 31 Oct 2007, 05:20

They were calling him Tacoby Bellsbury this morning on NESN.

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Postby Dunking Donut » 31 Oct 2007, 07:20

Pretty much a lock for the starting CF job next year, huh? I don't see how you can bring Crisp back now.

Man, I'm glad I drafted him two years ago in my keeper league (we have a minor league system). It'll pay dividends soon!
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Postby Frank the Tank » 31 Oct 2007, 09:17

Dunking Donut wrote:Pretty much a lock for the starting CF job next year, huh? I don't see how you can bring Crisp back now.


Agreed. I'm not anti-Coco Crisp like a lot of Sox fans, but Ellsbury's time is now. You've got to get him in the lineup every day. I'd love to see them keep Crisp as a 4th OF, but I doubt he wants that role.
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Postby Theny » 31 Oct 2007, 09:21

I'll trade you Scott Thorman for Coco Crisp. Deal?
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Postby Prez » 31 Oct 2007, 09:26

I don't know Kielty's contract status, but I see him as a 4th outfielder and Coco getting traded for pitching. You can never have too much pitching.
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Postby Dunking Donut » 31 Oct 2007, 09:46

I would have been happy to trade Coco for Saltalamacchia if you guys still had him.
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Postby Theny » 31 Oct 2007, 09:47

Dunking Donut wrote:I would have been happy to trade Coco for Saltalamacchia if you guys still had him.


That hardly would've been fair. You'd have to give up....um....Youkilis and a minor leaguer or something like that.
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 31 Oct 2007, 09:57

great thread. this is much better than any of _'s threads that get locked...er...
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Postby Theny » 31 Oct 2007, 09:59

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:great thread. this is much better than any of _'s threads that get locked...er...


Haha, I'm sure by June there will be a Ellsbury Sucks thread.
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Postby Prez » 31 Oct 2007, 10:41

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:great thread. this is much better than any of _'s threads that get locked...er...


What do you care? I thought you were only a fan of college football now. BTW, college football needs a salary cap.
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Postby JichaelDick » 31 Oct 2007, 11:04

RSNprez wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:great thread. this is much better than any of _'s threads that get locked...er...


BTW, college football needs a salary cap.


No it doesn't [/SEC fan]
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Postby Briandong79 » 31 Oct 2007, 15:59

Why did a Mets fan start this thread?
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Postby Tremendous_sidePotential » 31 Oct 2007, 16:23

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