Quite frankly, I'm STUNNED it's taken this long for a "Yankees Suck" thread to start, but now that it's here...
(stands up, clears throat)
"My name is fatty, and I'm a third-generation New York Yankees hater. Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone."
Dook, the Yank-ees, the Dallas Cowboys, and explosive diarrhea. Three things I can do without.
"I remember reading that he (Jeffrey Maier) went to a mets camp a couple years back and Tony Tarasco was there....If I was him, when no one was lookin, I'd violate him in the bathroom with a metal bat." - Tremendous_side Potential