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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby nova » 20 Dec 2011, 16:43

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:2 fruits are suing the Red Sox over some dead manager diddling them in the 90s. I'm over it. Its all Penn State copycats. no one cares anymore.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/baseball/mlb/12/05/red.sox.allegations.ap/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a9

He said Crawford's life went downhill after the abuse. He has had trouble holding jobs and has fathered five children with five women, Garabedian said.


WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Jichael and MR would love to have that problem, bc that would have meant they got some butt.


Something tells me that those two would be cums snobs. "Ugh, ranch flavored sunflower seeds again? Can we mix it up, puh-leez?".
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 20 Dec 2011, 21:19

nasty nova wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:2 fruits are suing the Red Sox over some dead manager diddling them in the 90s. I'm over it. Its all Penn State copycats. no one cares anymore.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2011/baseball/mlb/12/05/red.sox.allegations.ap/index.html?sct=hp_t2_a9

He said Crawford's life went downhill after the abuse. He has had trouble holding jobs and has fathered five children with five women, Garabedian said.


WAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Jichael and MR would love to have that problem, bc that would have meant they got some butt.


Something tells me that those two would be cums snobs. "Ugh, ranch flavored sunflower seeds again? Can we mix it up, puh-leez?".


Do we really need to go over this again, motherfucker?

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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 20 Dec 2011, 23:37

Did the guy from Alabama just call the black guy "son"?
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 20 Dec 2011, 23:42

Colonel Angus wrote:Did the guy from Alabama just call the black guy "son"?


Considering the name of this site, I'm perfectly fine with calling him "son" in that context.
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 10 Jan 2012, 09:01

Seen people taking the Fenway "tour" on my way to the Dr.'s the other day. Do they do this at other places?
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby bosux » 10 Jan 2012, 09:23

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:Seen people taking the Fenway "tour" on my way to the Dr.'s the other day. Do they do this at other places?
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your doctor's office is inside fenway park?

they do it at Yankee Stadium too....i never done it...my buddy took his boys up for it at the old place
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 10 Jan 2012, 09:26

Block away.
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby mj3528 » 10 Jan 2012, 09:38

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:Seen people taking the Fenway "tour" on my way to the Dr.'s the other day. Do they do this at other places?
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I think they do this at most baseball stadiums. I know Jacobs Field used to do it and I have seen tours at Coors and Safeco. I have never taken one.
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 10 Jan 2012, 10:03

Unless it's some ridiculous price, it seems like there are more stupid ways to spend one's money. I know they do them at Wrigley, I've never done it but wouldn't be opposed to it either.
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby kaskomm09 » 10 Jan 2012, 10:06

I've taken stadium tours at a number of parks -- Fenway, Camden, Ballpark at Arlington, Skydome, Busch. I just assume it's pretty common.
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 10 Jan 2012, 10:18

Seems like it would be a fun thing for kids to do. Get to go on the field, see the locker rooms, all that.
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 10 Jan 2012, 10:22

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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Gregs Kite » 10 Jan 2012, 10:26

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:All lame


I agree. Providing my kid a day full of joy and awe is faggalicious.
You fuckers ruined kite.

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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Prez » 10 Jan 2012, 10:35

I took my kid on the Fenway tour, it was a few hours before a game that we had tix to. It was cheap and actually pretty interesting/enjoyable. The tour guide was an old dood who's been employed by the Sox since the Truman administration. He was very funny and knowledgeable about the history of the park and team. We couldn't go on the field or in the clubhouse because it was only a few hours before a game...if you go in the off-season or when the team is on the road, it's a better tour.
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Re: Sons of Pumpsie Green-The Red Sox Hate Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 10 Jan 2012, 10:38

I did it at Busch. But it was a special thing for season ticket holders. Free food/booze, a few former players spoke and then we got a tour of the clubhouse and dugout.

Never done the tour that is open to the public.
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