TheDooze Molests Collies, and other reasons to hate the Sox

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TheDooze Molests Collies, and other reasons to hate the Sox

Postby bosux » 04 Apr 2006, 12:53

Since there are 200+ pages of 'Yankees Suck', I figure one good turn deserves another...feel free to add to the list

1. Bill Simmons dork-love for the sox...'Jimmy Fallon Level' gay
2. Just because you root for the baseball team from boston, you are not special
3. Fans like 'TheDooze'
4. All the idiots they dredged up for the HBO "curse of the bambino' specials
5. pre-faded caps
6. boston accents
7. thedooze
8. the term 'red sox nation'...gives me douche chills
9. chicks who join 'red sox nation' because their fathers didn't give them enough attention
10. the bizarre pathological obsession with the Yankees...i figured that would be done with after 2004
11. thedooze
12. thedooze
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Postby sportsdorkhater » 04 Apr 2006, 12:54

haha, i see a theme . . .
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Postby SouthernYokel » 04 Apr 2006, 12:55

13. Red sox fans outside of new england that have no connection to the team.
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Re: Things I Hate About The Red Sux and Their Fans

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Apr 2006, 12:58

bosux191820042090 wrote:4. All the idiots they dredged up for the HBO "curse of the bambino' specials
6. boston accents


Very Nice. This is going to be a quality thread.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Postby JichaelDick » 04 Apr 2006, 12:58

SouthernYokel wrote:13. Red sox fans outside of new england that have no connection to the team.


14. TheDooze
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Apr 2006, 12:59

15. People that pick their screen names for a message board based on the life of Bill Simmons. You know who you are........
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Postby Rickey Sez » 04 Apr 2006, 13:03

16. butts. they all have butts, and as we all know, butts are stinky.
17. lots of them drive cars.
18. red socks don't match most common colors of shoes
19. icky icky poo-face!
20. stop it with the f'n beach balls already!
21. Sweet Caroline is a foul, foul affront to my ears
22. n00bz
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Postby Philly FUPA » 04 Apr 2006, 13:05

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:15. People that pick their screen names for a message board based on the life of Bill Simmons. You know who you are........


Less Red Sox based then NE based, but the trashing of former players who were undoubtably beneficial in the past but become trash and liabilities the moment they switch teams (Bledsoe, Nomar, Damon, etc.)
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Postby jwill » 04 Apr 2006, 13:05

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:15. People that pick their screen names for a message board based on the life of Bill Simmons. You know who you are........


You mean, for instance, on a message board named after Bill Simmons?
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Postby nova » 04 Apr 2006, 13:05

16. Theo Epstein
17. Simmons' obsession with Roger Clemens
18. The retard fence in right field
19. Irony
20. Affleck sightings
21. Curt Schilling's foul, foul mouth.
22. Jimmy Fallon
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Postby JichaelDick » 04 Apr 2006, 13:06

I DID change my screenname from "JohnnyDamon" to "JumboDixie" (then it was changed to JichaelDick) after Damon left, but that was because I promised never to have the same screenname as a Yankee. But really, the shots at Nomar are too much. And, the Boston Dirt Dogs site is pretty bad too, at least for taking shots at former (and current) players.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 04 Apr 2006, 13:07

Rickey Sez wrote:21. Sweet Caroline is a foul, foul affront to my ears

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!

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Postby SouthernYokel » 04 Apr 2006, 13:07

Ohhhh, affleck sightings is a good one.
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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 04 Apr 2006, 13:08

23. The alledged treatment of Bill Buckner
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Postby Theny » 04 Apr 2006, 13:08

Philly FUPA wrote:Less Red Sox based then NE based, but the trashing of former players who were undoubtably beneficial in the past but become trash and liabilities the moment they switch teams (Bledsoe, Nomar, Damon, etc.)


Good one, FUPA...very accurate.

I like nova's retard fence in right field post as well.
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