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Big Papi - a god among mere men...

Postby thedudeabides » 16 Aug 2005, 21:55

David Ortiz is simply the greatest clutch hitter in Baseball the last 3 seasons. He cannot be pitched to. He will beat you every time. He is a man among boys - a god among men. He is the AL MVP.
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Postby Prez » 17 Aug 2005, 07:59

Amen... Big Papi is "The Man"
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Postby TheWolf » 17 Aug 2005, 08:23

Thanks Dude. I was just saying the same thing in the Cowbell thread. You simply can't get him out in a big spot. If the game is on the line, he's going to beat you. You might as well just walk him and take your chances with Manny.

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Postby thedudeabides » 17 Aug 2005, 08:24

It's ok to love another guy...without being the kind of guy that loves other guys.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 17 Aug 2005, 08:26

Terry Ryan getting rid of Ortiz is the dumbest move in the history of sports. Well, actually, trying to make Ortiz a Doug Mientkiewicz clone is the dumbest move in the history of sports, but still. That said, I am enjoying the 3 years he has put up, he is the Yankee killer.
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Postby Prez » 17 Aug 2005, 08:49

Signing Ortiz is the best thing Theo has done as GM. Without Big Papi, the bloody sock never happens.
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Postby Prez » 30 Aug 2005, 09:21

Another monster 2 HR night for Big Papi. Now leading the Sox in HR's and RBI's.
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Postby TheWolf » 31 Aug 2005, 08:16

Leading the majors in RBI as a matter of fact.
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Postby MoreCowbell » 31 Aug 2005, 10:39

MVP! MVP!
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Postby Tecmo Bo » 01 Sep 2005, 11:31

I don't think a DH has ever won an MVP award and frankly, I don't think they should. Papi is awesome, possibly the best hitter in the league, certainly the most clutch, but he misses a huge dimension of the game.
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Postby MoreCowbell » 01 Sep 2005, 11:45

Tecmo Bo wrote:I don't think a DH has ever won an MVP award and frankly, I don't think they should.


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Postby thedudeabides » 06 Sep 2005, 20:54

I will say it again. David Ortiz is the greatest clutch hitter of the 21st Century. He is the MVP, no matter who wins the award. The guy just does it night after night. He flat out is the very definition of CLUTCH. enough said.
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Postby Magnum » 06 Sep 2005, 21:00

agreed. Big Papi is amazing.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 06 Sep 2005, 21:10

I'll pitch in for the bronze to make a 300 ft. statue of Papi in Kenmore Square.
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Postby TheWolf » 06 Sep 2005, 22:56

Most. Valuable. Player.
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