Instead of the diary, why don't you try streaking in the outfield. It could be your 15 minutes (or seconds) of fame.
Ballz: So, I fucking got a BJ for $250 total, and wore a rubber. It sucked, I couldnt even feel it, so i jeckyled onto her tits. She was cute. Not even that far out of my league, it was a waste of $250