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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 14 Apr 2017, 14:39

You ready? Here goes.

David Portnoy, aka Stoole Presidente, aka Briandong79's hero...is not who he says he is. This loser has somehow made a career copying Bill Simmons by playing up the Boston bullshit. His wikipedia even states that he grew up in Swampscott, MA, and went to Swampscott High School, before attending the University of Michigan. Whatever.

That shit is FALSE. Dat nicca is from Pittsburgh. How do I know? Listen to him talk! Listen to the way he says his Os.



And that is not a Michigan accent. Their Os are more like As.

Yet another dickhead making millions off the inferiority and insanity of Boston people.

Thank you. Prove me wrong.

Sorry to ruin your image of your hero, 79, Kite, and bacon.
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Briandong79 » 14 Apr 2017, 14:45

His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby JT99 » 14 Apr 2017, 14:51

Clean your desk off, loser.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 14 Apr 2017, 15:33

79, thats fine. He has Pittsburgh roots.

I actually just watched this Tosh video in full. Man this Portnoy is a piece or work! No one heard of Tosh before his show. OK. He's also funnier than Tosh.

79 - cmon dude.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Theny » 14 Apr 2017, 15:34

Briandong79 wrote:His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:


That dude has the strongest of Boston accents.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Briandong79 » 14 Apr 2017, 15:36

Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:


That dude has the strongest of Boston accents.


Big Cat couldn't stop laughing when he kept saying Barney when he was talking about Jay Bilas's legal career.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 14 Apr 2017, 19:29

Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:


That dude has the strongest of Boston accents.

No?
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby TheWolf » 15 Apr 2017, 08:44

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:


That dude has the strongest of Boston accents.

No?


You've literally never met a person from Boston, have you?
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Theny » 15 Apr 2017, 13:21

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:


That dude has the strongest of Boston accents.

No?


You realize I'm referring to the father right?
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 15 Apr 2017, 17:56

Theny wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:


That dude has the strongest of Boston accents.

No?


You realize I'm referring to the father right?

You know how his dad sounds? What?
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Gregs Kite » 15 Apr 2017, 18:08

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Theny wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:


That dude has the strongest of Boston accents.

No?


You realize I'm referring to the father right?

You know how his dad sounds? What?


From one of the dozens of Barstool podcasts he's been on? This is such an odd fight for you to pick. Don't you have woman to verbally assault on social media?
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Theny » 15 Apr 2017, 20:15

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Theny wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Theny wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:His dad is an attorney outside Boston :beatsme:


That dude has the strongest of Boston accents.

No?


You realize I'm referring to the father right?

You know how his dad sounds? What?


There's a Pardon My Take podcast. The father is a regular on it. By the way, I stopped listening to this one, these guys have kinda jumped the shark for me.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 21 Apr 2017, 10:16

You bros have these coolies for stoolies?

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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby JT99 » 21 Apr 2017, 10:44

Take your misogyny back to the Stone Ages, please.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Goose » 21 Apr 2017, 13:38

JT99 wrote:Take your misogyny pedophilia back to the Stone AgesHappy Valley, please.


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