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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby God Shamgod » 26 Dec 2017, 18:58

That Julie Stewart Binks chick used to date Cam from Modern Family.

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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Briandong79 » 27 Dec 2017, 09:27

Shitting, awful women and/or in laws. Chaps crafted a tale that should appeal to SOTSG:
https://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/ ... 2948356395
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby God Shamgod » 27 Dec 2017, 13:00

Briandong79 wrote:Shitting, awful women and/or in laws. Chaps crafted a tale that should appeal to SOTSG:
https://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/ ... 2948356395


I thought he had to check himself into the slammer on holidays.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Briandong79 » 04 Jan 2018, 12:26

I had forgotten about Hank Azaria doing movie scenes with the guys as Simpsons characters until they put it on their end of the year show. Dr Nick in Concussion killed me.
https://www.barstoolsports.com/chicago/ ... nk-azaria/

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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby God Shamgod » 05 Jan 2018, 18:50

Haha damn...I think I predicted something like this happening in this thread. A little unsettling these guys are getting covered as actual celebrities. Heavy is the head I guess.

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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Gregs Kite » 05 Jan 2018, 18:54

Weird. According to everyone here no one even knows who these guys are.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Incogneetus69 » 05 Jan 2018, 21:10

Not trying to be funny but that girl in the photo above in the article linked in the post two before this one looks unlovable. Or like dead behind the eyes. Or like she has no chill. Or she doesn’t have a soul. Idk maybe I’m judging too harshly from just a photo
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Briandong79 » 05 Jan 2018, 22:01

Any of those guys who were married/involved before they became "famous" are going to struggle. KFC, Portnoy, etc. Much better to come in like Big Cat and be unattached and then hopefully pull some higher quality women.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby God Shamgod » 05 Jan 2018, 22:17

Briandong79 wrote:Any of those guys who were married/involved before they became "famous" are going to struggle. KFC, Portnoy, etc. Much better to come in like Big Cat and be unattached and then hopefully pull some higher quality women.


Big Cat is either in a long term relationship (with a woman!) and maybe even married. He's talked about making it a point to keep his private life separate ahd her having a career/not wanting to be part of the Barstool world which is probably looking like pretty good advice right now. PFT has been married for years too, I stumbled upon his wedding photos once. Yeah.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby TheWolf » 06 Jan 2018, 00:22

God Shamgod wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:Any of those guys who were married/involved before they became "famous" are going to struggle. KFC, Portnoy, etc. Much better to come in like Big Cat and be unattached and then hopefully pull some higher quality women.


Big Cat is either in a long term relationship (with a woman!) and maybe even married. He's talked about making it a point to keep his private life separate ahd her having a career/not wanting to be part of the Barstool world which is probably looking like pretty good advice right now. PFT has been married for years too, I stumbled upon his wedding photos once. Yeah.


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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby God Shamgod » 07 Jan 2018, 23:42

One wife everybody knows the rules. Dude looking rough.

https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/949763687887376387
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 07 Jan 2018, 23:44

God Shamgod wrote:One wife everybody knows the rules. Dude looking rough.

https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/949763687887376387


........what the fuck is that.....
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby mj3528 » 07 Jan 2018, 23:46

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
God Shamgod wrote:One wife everybody knows the rules. Dude looking rough.

https://twitter.com/KFCBarstool/status/949763687887376387


........what the fuck is that.....


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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby God Shamgod » 07 Jan 2018, 23:58

At the rate these guys are going, it will get the feminists off their back. Barstool will be a female owned company (from dudes losing their equity in divorce proceedings).
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby mister bacon » 08 Jan 2018, 08:15

wow can't believe these dudebro tools pretending to be dudebro tools on the internet turned out to be dudebro tools irl.

i wonder if he claimed the texts to his mistress were satire. :lol:
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