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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby the cheese » 27 Oct 2017, 09:11

JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Oct 2017, 09:12

the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.


Ain't nobody giving me a better Good Ol' Fashioned better than me, if I'm being a buck.
TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby the cheese » 27 Oct 2017, 09:12

JichaelDick wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.


Ain't nobody giving a better Good Ol' Fashioned better than me, if I'm being a buck.


Like a bag of sand.
Clayton Bigsby - Wed May 23, 2012 2:55 pm: i'd rather live with a guy who's kind of annoying but a nice guy than a guy who's kind of annoying and a dick
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 27 Oct 2017, 09:13

JichaelDick wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.


Ain't nobody giving me a better Good Ol' Fashioned better than me, if I'm being a buck.

So that's why you've been working the late night shifts
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MisterTambourineMan you're not scratching your balls right, then.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Oct 2017, 09:14

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.


Ain't nobody giving me a better Good Ol' Fashioned better than me, if I'm being a buck.

So that's why you've been working the late night shifts


....fuck, you figured me out.
TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby mj3528 » 27 Oct 2017, 09:15

the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.


Ain't nobody giving a better Good Ol' Fashioned better than me, if I'm being a buck.


Like a bag of sand.


So what are you going to do for the vag feeling? have you bought a fleshlight? real doll?
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Prez » 27 Oct 2017, 09:16

JichaelDick wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.


Ain't nobody giving me a better Good Ol' Fashioned better than me, if I'm being a buck.


This is incorrect #vagisgood
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby the cheese » 27 Oct 2017, 09:16

mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.


Ain't nobody giving a better Good Ol' Fashioned better than me, if I'm being a buck.


Like a bag of sand.


So what are you going to do for the vag feeling? have you bought a fleshlight? real doll?


Long shot money is on dog and peanut butter?
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby CourtesyFlush » 27 Oct 2017, 09:18

Prez wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
the cheese wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Meh.

Six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Sex in one hand, your hand in the other.


Ain't nobody giving me a better Good Ol' Fashioned better than me, if I'm being a buck.


This is incorrect #vagisgood

Listen to your pal Orez. He's a smart dude.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Oct 2017, 09:21

How about I live my life, y'all live yours, and we'll all be happy?
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 27 Oct 2017, 09:23

JichaelDick wrote:How about I live my life, y'all live yours, and we'll all be happy?

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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 27 Oct 2017, 09:23

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Johnny Damon- just my thoughts, but i don't think anyone on this board or in real life could handle every single quote or sentence we've every wrote/said being held up for scrutiny without something sounding dumb or fake or hypocritical. internet culture 2017, whataplace! what i got from this thread is numerous bloggers/journalists/posters get to zing each other with random things they said or did in the past. some people got to go on their high horse, some people got knocked down a peg. most will be forgotten quickly, except by a handful of people that remember/retain everything regarding obscure internet personalities for some reason. it's all very illuminating/useful.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby the cheese » 27 Oct 2017, 09:25

Dr Jeckyll wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Johnny Damon- just my thoughts, but i don't think anyone on this board or in real life could handle every single quote or sentence we've every wrote/said being held up for scrutiny without something sounding dumb or fake or hypocritical. internet culture 2017, whataplace! what i got from this thread is numerous bloggers/journalists/posters get to zing each other with random things they said or did in the past. some people got to go on their high horse, some people got knocked down a peg. most will be forgotten quickly, except by a handful of people that remember/retain everything regarding obscure internet personalities for some reason. it's all very illuminating/useful.


While I don't disagree with what you are saying, and in fact may agree with it, I have to ask...

Why the fuck can you not post correctly? And I say that with all due respect.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Oct 2017, 09:27

Dr Jeckyll wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Johnny Damon- just my thoughts, but i don't think anyone on this board or in real life could handle every single quote or sentence we've every wrote/said being held up for scrutiny without something sounding dumb or fake or hypocritical. internet culture 2017, whataplace! what i got from this thread is numerous bloggers/journalists/posters get to zing each other with random things they said or did in the past. some people got to go on their high horse, some people got knocked down a peg. most will be forgotten quickly, except by a handful of people that remember/retain everything regarding obscure internet personalities for some reason. it's all very illuminating/useful.


I think this is fair...that said, a lot of my beef with Spain isn't years ago stuff, it's pretty recent. And she continues to portray herself as this holier-than-thou person who makes sure to jump on every "problematic" thing out there. I'm just a weird, sexually-stunted Southern kid, but I don't think you can be as public as she is and not get some blowback when you go that far away from what you say you are. My 2 cents.
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Re: Bar Stool Sports, presented by mister bacon

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 27 Oct 2017, 09:27

the cheese wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I'm starting to think it isn't really your choice to never have sex again.


Johnny Damon- just my thoughts, but i don't think anyone on this board or in real life could handle every single quote or sentence we've every wrote/said being held up for scrutiny without something sounding dumb or fake or hypocritical. internet culture 2017, whataplace! what i got from this thread is numerous bloggers/journalists/posters get to zing each other with random things they said or did in the past. some people got to go on their high horse, some people got knocked down a peg. most will be forgotten quickly, except by a handful of people that remember/retain everything regarding obscure internet personalities for some reason. it's all very illuminating/useful.


While I don't disagree with what you are saying, and in fact may agree with it, I have to ask...

Why the fuck can you not post correctly? And I say that with all due respect.

Whoa whoa whoa cheese, why you gotta attack the handi-capable? ...or differently abled.... what do we call cripples now?
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