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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 23 Jan 2018, 16:52

JichaelDick wrote:
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Gregs Kite wrote:Congrats, Goose. I LOLed at that.

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That’s just wishful thinking. The refs fuck up because they are boobs, and the Pats win everything because God hates mankind and wants to speed its demise. It’s Occam’s Razor, really. I’d rather just accept it than waste my time being some BUTTHURT fanboy sitting there and hoping some imaginary high court reverses some sports outcome I personally deem to be unfair. A.J. Bouye and Myles Jack both got fucking hosed but no one is gonna un-hose it.


Sup, 31?


I understand why people are upset about the Jack call. You'd like to see the official not blow the whistle until he's certain the play is dead, but that shit happens sometimes. After reviewing several replays, it does appear he was not being touched when he clearly took full possession of the ball. That being said, I'm still not 100 on the rule here. The ball was clearly "out" - as in no longer in Lewis's possession - before he hit the ground. But it was pinned between both guys until they hit the ground. In order to finish taking it away from Lewis, wouldn't they kind of still have to be touching while he rips it out of there? I get wanting them to hold off on the whistle and give the ref a chance to see the replay and get it right. But are we even sure they'd have allowed him to advance it on replay if the whistle hadn't been blown?

But whatever, I'll grant that one. The Bouye call... On what planet is this not textbook pass interference? The ball is in the air, he puts his hands on the receiver without looking for the ball, and the receiver is therefore unable to get around him to attempt to make a play. The ball may have looked uncatchable based on being inside and Cooks not being able to get to that spot. And if Bouye doesn't touch him, that's great coverage to shield the route and not give him the chance to make that play. But as soon as he puts his hands on him, as minor as anyone thinks it might have been, that's the literal definition of defensive pass interference.


I thought it was iffy because I don't think it was catchable, and to that point the refs had been really letting them play tight. Saying that, I understand WHY it was called


I guess I'm OK with that explanation, thank you. It wasn't completely egregious, so maybe in a game where it feels like they're letting them play, you might expect a no call there. My beef is with people like this faggot who say Bouye "got fucking hosed" on that call. That play draws a flag far more often than not, IMO.

But I do enjoy the taste of DREW tears, so I'll be fine.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JichaelDick » 23 Jan 2018, 16:57

Yeah, and I didn't really have a huge issue with the Jack whistle. The Church hit was the only call you can make, even if I didn't think he was specifically trying to hurt Gronk. Ramsey did the old Long Train Neck Tie. False start and Delay are obvious. I think the refs tended to let them play for the most part.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 25 Jan 2018, 11:47

https://www.gq.com/story/did-you-have-a ... al_twitter

So I get up, boot up my phone, and I check Twitter to see if anything important happened while I was asleep. And nothing did. But I DID see a picture of the president, and that made me pissy, so already I was off to a rollicking start.


Then I searched TRUMP on Twitter even though I can’t stand Trump and even though I had already sabotaged my own morning by looking, voluntarily, at his big orange meathole. I don’t know why I do this to myself.


Election Night 2016, by comparison, received no stars of any kind.


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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 25 Jan 2018, 12:48

I checked my mentions and a dude from Pittsburgh told me, “Keep the Steelers out of your mouth.” The first sentence of his Twitter bio said “Christian.”


ok...?

I know that all sounds very boring and tedious to you


yes it did.

I’m sure it bored you to death.


again, yes. if you're apologizing twice for writing a boring column during the column, it probably would be better to scratch it and come up with a new idea, just a thought :beatsme:
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 25 Jan 2018, 12:50

Dr Jeckyll wrote:again, yes. if you're apologizing twice for writing a boring column during the column, it probably would be better to scratch it and come up with a new idea, just a thought :beatsme:


Yeah, but how else can he use his GQ platform to convey to us how GRRRRRRRR his President makes him every day?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby BigJohnStudd » 25 Jan 2018, 13:26

Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:again, yes. if you're apologizing twice for writing a boring column during the column, it probably would be better to scratch it and come up with a new idea, just a thought :beatsme:


Yeah, but how else can he use his GQ platform to convey to us how GRRRRRRRR his President makes him every day?


In the 80s, GQ ran topless lingerie pics of Paulina Porizkova. Now they run this shit. Way to go, "Gentlemen".
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby ctz31 » 25 Jan 2018, 13:27

BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:again, yes. if you're apologizing twice for writing a boring column during the column, it probably would be better to scratch it and come up with a new idea, just a thought :beatsme:


Yeah, but how else can he use his GQ platform to convey to us how GRRRRRRRR his President makes him every day?


In the 80s, GQ ran topless lingerie pics of Paulina Porizkova. Now they run this shit. Way to go, "Gentlemen".


You can thank 79.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Briandong79 » 25 Jan 2018, 13:30

ctz31 wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:again, yes. if you're apologizing twice for writing a boring column during the column, it probably would be better to scratch it and come up with a new idea, just a thought :beatsme:


Yeah, but how else can he use his GQ platform to convey to us how GRRRRRRRR his President makes him every day?


In the 80s, GQ ran topless lingerie pics of Paulina Porizkova. Now they run this shit. Way to go, "Gentlemen".


You can thank 79.


True, if we have established anything about my personality around here, it has been my hatred of scantily clad women.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby the cheese » 25 Jan 2018, 14:07

Briandong79 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:again, yes. if you're apologizing twice for writing a boring column during the column, it probably would be better to scratch it and come up with a new idea, just a thought :beatsme:


Yeah, but how else can he use his GQ platform to convey to us how GRRRRRRRR his President makes him every day?


In the 80s, GQ ran topless lingerie pics of Paulina Porizkova. Now they run this shit. Way to go, "Gentlemen".


You can thank 79.


True, if we have established anything about my personality around here, it has been my hatred of scantily clad women.


They ran a topless picture of Kim K (multiple ones I think) in 2017 and they ran a topless pic of Miranda Kerr virtually every year from 2010-2015.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Theny » 25 Jan 2018, 14:10

So his entire parenting philosophy from now on is simply asking his kids if they had a good day online. Makes ctz look like FOY, literally.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby mister bacon » 25 Jan 2018, 14:14

Briandong79 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:again, yes. if you're apologizing twice for writing a boring column during the column, it probably would be better to scratch it and come up with a new idea, just a thought :beatsme:


Yeah, but how else can he use his GQ platform to convey to us how GRRRRRRRR his President makes him every day?


In the 80s, GQ ran topless lingerie pics of Paulina Porizkova. Now they run this shit. Way to go, "Gentlemen".


You can thank 79.


True, if we have established anything about my personality around here, it has been my hatred of scantily clad women.


her boobs were not up to the dong standard so gq had to step it up.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 25 Jan 2018, 14:27

Theny wrote:So his entire parenting philosophy from now on is simply asking his kids if they had a good day online. Makes ctz look like FOY, literally.


Hang on now, I'd like to know if he has to drive his kids more than 1000 feet into someone else's house before school.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Incogneetus69 » 25 Jan 2018, 19:15

Trump is ruining this country.

What’s he up to anyways haven’t heard from him in a while. Any updates??
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby chrisco » 25 Jan 2018, 19:27

Incogneetus69 wrote:Trump is ruining this country.

What’s he up to anyways haven’t heard from him in a while. Any updates??

He's in Davos unlocking the secrets of the sea.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Theny » 25 Jan 2018, 19:32

chrisco wrote:
Incogneetus69 wrote:Trump is ruining this country.

What’s he up to anyways haven’t heard from him in a while. Any updates??

He's in Davos unlocking the secrets of the sea.


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