F---, Magary, Kill

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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 13 Nov 2017, 14:22

TheWolf wrote:
...his accomplishments arguably match that of Pryor, his forebear in both confessional humor and, apparently, demeaning the opposite sex.


What Louie did was fucked up, no question about it. But is he really comparing jeckyling in front of consenting (maybe) woman to Pryor beating the shit out of bitches and throwing them out in the cold with no clothes?

well I mean in both instances, the bitches had it coming, right?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 13 Nov 2017, 14:23

It's not funny anymore, dude.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 13 Nov 2017, 14:30

Gregs Kite wrote:It's not funny anymore, dude.


I know. Nothing is funny. Laughter is literally the worst. Grow up, Longwind.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Goose » 13 Nov 2017, 14:49

I thought that it was a reasonably measured article until the last two paragraphs. It's like he got the red light from the stage and he had to throttle up the anger and wrap it up quickly.

This part really bothered me:

It’s just a laugh hunt, and I never wanna hear another goddamn hint about how it’s anything more than that.


Ultimately stand up comedy is about getting laughs. But it can be more than that, it doesn't have to be one thing. If we can just call stand-up comedy a laugh hunt then everything on the internet can be equally described as a click hunt, nothing more, nothing less, whether it's a gif of a nut shotor a missive on child war victims in Syria.

Exact same thing.

This is so touching but did it get as many hits as this?

One is no more important then the other.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 13 Nov 2017, 14:51

Goose wrote:I thought that it was a reasonably measured article until the last two paragraphs. It's like he got the red light from the stage and he had to throttle up the anger and wrap it up quickly.

This part really bothered me:

It’s just a laugh hunt, and I never wanna hear another goddamn hint about how it’s anything more than that.


Ultimately stand up comedy is about getting laughs. But it can be more than that, it doesn't have to be one thing. If we can just call stand-up comedy a laugh hunt then everything on the internet can be equally described as a click hunt, nothing more, nothing less, whether it's a gif of a nut shotor a missive on child war victims in Syria.

Exact same thing.

This is so touching but did it get as many hits as this?

One is no more important then the other.


Also, what's wrong with it being a laugh hunt? Their job is to make people laugh. People laugh at horrible things. Sorry to shatter your precious little worldview, hf61.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Incogneetus69 » 16 Nov 2017, 16:30

Nother gay article
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 17 Nov 2017, 08:10

Drew wrote:I am sick to death of coaches and their precious systems. No more systems. Systems are why I gotta watch Nathan Peterman trip over his dick for a full Sunday.


Wait... I thought systems were a good thing. 31, thoughts?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 17 Nov 2017, 08:22

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Drew wrote:I am sick to death of coaches and their precious systems. No more systems. Systems are why I gotta watch Nathan Peterman trip over his dick for a full Sunday.


Wait... I thought systems were a good thing. 31, thoughts?


ETA: For a guy that claims to be WOKE af, continuing to call your weekly column the Dick Joke Jambaroo and rating games on something called throwgasms (complete with cum shot logo) seems pretty questionable, IMO.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby ctz31 » 17 Nov 2017, 08:29

TheWolf wrote:
Drew wrote:I am sick to death of coaches and their precious systems. No more systems. Systems are why I gotta watch Nathan Peterman trip over his dick for a full Sunday.


Wait... I thought systems were a good thing. 31, thoughts?


If there is a god, and I know in buffalo there usually isnt. But if there is a god, can peterson pls look competent this weekend. These retard nat'l media faggots and sotsg idiots who have never seen a bills game, or tyrod taylor play, are on their fucking soapboxes like i've never seen. I am going to feel bad for mcdermott when this doesn't work out, because even though we all know they weren't winning many more games with the shifty negro this year, they will all act like we were going to go 5-2 down the stretch against new england twice, kansas city, and 4 of the 7 on the road.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 17 Nov 2017, 09:34

ctz31 wrote:they will all act like we were going to go 5-2 down the stretch against new england twice, kansas city, and 4 of the 7 on the road.


I can pretty much guarantee you that not one person anywhere in the world with a functioning frontal lobe thought that.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby ctz31 » 17 Nov 2017, 09:40

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
ctz31 wrote:they will all act like we were going to go 5-2 down the stretch against new england twice, kansas city, and 4 of the 7 on the road.


I can pretty much guarantee you that not one person anywhere in the world with a functioning frontal lobe thought that.


Oh you just watch the hindsight.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Briandong79 » 17 Nov 2017, 09:41

ctz31 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
ctz31 wrote:they will all act like we were going to go 5-2 down the stretch against new england twice, kansas city, and 4 of the 7 on the road.


I can pretty much guarantee you that not one person anywhere in the world with a functioning frontal lobe thought that.


Oh you just watch the hindsight.


I think it was more "they're 5-2 and everyone behind them is garbage, so there's a very good chance they'll limp to the 6 seed."
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby ctz31 » 17 Nov 2017, 09:44

Briandong79 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
ctz31 wrote:they will all act like we were going to go 5-2 down the stretch against new england twice, kansas city, and 4 of the 7 on the road.


I can pretty much guarantee you that not one person anywhere in the world with a functioning frontal lobe thought that.


Oh you just watch the hindsight.


I think it was more "they're 5-2 and everyone behind them is garbage, so there's a very good chance they'll limp to the 6 seed."


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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Briandong79 » 17 Nov 2017, 09:45

ctz31 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
ctz31 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
ctz31 wrote:they will all act like we were going to go 5-2 down the stretch against new england twice, kansas city, and 4 of the 7 on the road.


I can pretty much guarantee you that not one person anywhere in the world with a functioning frontal lobe thought that.


Oh you just watch the hindsight.


I think it was more "they're 5-2 and everyone behind them is garbage, so there's a very good chance they'll limp to the 6 seed."


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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby ctz31 » Today, 09:27

ctz31 wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
Drew wrote:I am sick to death of coaches and their precious systems. No more systems. Systems are why I gotta watch Nathan Peterman trip over his dick for a full Sunday.


Wait... I thought systems were a good thing. 31, thoughts?


If there is a god, and I know in buffalo there usually isnt. But if there is a god, can peterson pls look competent this weekend. These retard nat'l media faggots and sotsg idiots who have never seen a bills game, or tyrod taylor play, are on their fucking soapboxes like i've never seen. I am going to feel bad for mcdermott when this doesn't work out, because even though we all know they weren't winning many more games with the shifty negro this year, they will all act like we were going to go 5-2 down the stretch against new england twice, kansas city, and 4 of the 7 on the road.


As expected, there is no god. Congrat hf61
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