F---, Magary, Kill

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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Incogneetus69 » 26 Oct 2017, 15:49

Here's why drew is a cock sucker.

It's a natural thing to like bewbs or whatever he's so mad at white guts for. It's not natural to have an ego such as his and bully certain celebrities or sports personas that he finds threatening or untalented or whatever his rationale is.

How far do we wanna take this? We're really not gonna keep going with this and apologize for the years of violent jokes towards sports people he doesn't prefer? So you've frown so much from 2005 but you're now you're done Growing? You got it all figured out? Everyone should act like the 2017 version of you?



What I don't get is the best argument these cucks make is "white dudes cry when alls you wanna do is be nice by censoring you". That's YOUR version of nIce. Clearly some people like jokes and there days are better by hearing them. It's nice for them to hear the jokes. And when everyone gets roasted and everyone is invited On the pmt podcast it's a fucking party. But if we do it frees way we're gonna rank who is fair game based on.....? And then we can a career specifically targeting white mens mercilessly bc they're threats to YOU.

I'm rambling a bit but fuck anyone who tries to question free will. This gotchya game is unhealthy.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Incogneetus69 » 26 Oct 2017, 15:56

Jew Jitsu wrote:What the hell does bill Simmons have to do with tucker max and Maddox?


Some dude in the comments said he'd lay down in traffic for Magary :lol: these people are insane

Bill probably ranked boobs and stuff back in the day and had a paragraph about laughing about an abusive porn in vegas with house and the gooch and d-nutz.

"No rocco no not the toilet !"

Mark Cuban got shit for saying something on stage with Simmons like "yea I bet he was your boyfriend" or something.


My question is: why don't we KEEP talking rather than force an apology and move onto our next victim? Ok so colbert got shit for insinuating trump would blow putin. Let's think tho. He didn't say gay is bad. He explicitly implicated trump as the sucker not the suckee. Why? Well bc if you're weak or can't offer anything to the tribe or whatever you would use your face to Please the alphas genitals, right? All jokes aside isn't the direct implication you can't talk or offer ideas at the time bc to just make the most capable person happy. It's definitely a sign of weakness and I think we all know girls who when they felt vulnerable were very easy to get to suck on our penises
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 26 Oct 2017, 16:07

Jew Jitsu wrote:What the hell does bill Simmons have to do with tucker max and Maddox?


Some dude in the comments said he'd lay down in traffic for Magary :lol: these people are insane


i don't know Maddox or tucker max but Simmons goes out of his way to hire basically the exact kind of people with the same POV as those who write for deadspin. so not sure the issue there. simmons and hf61 have a problem i guess, maybe 3528 can shed some light on their issue?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dthefritz » 26 Oct 2017, 19:04

Dr Jeckyll wrote:
Jew Jitsu wrote:What the hell does bill Simmons have to do with tucker max and Maddox?


Some dude in the comments said he'd lay down in traffic for Magary :lol: these people are insane


i don't know Maddox or tucker max but Simmons goes out of his way to hire basically the exact kind of people with the same POV as those who write for deadspin. so not sure the issue there. simmons and hf61 have a problem i guess, maybe 3528 can shed some light on their issue?

Maddox was a dude in the early 2000's who rose to Internet stardom with angry, comedic articles. I thoroughly enjoyed his work as a yute. No iidea what he's done in a decade. Some of his stuff was definitely very sexist, and he might be seen as a prototype for the nerdcore altright/MRA types, but I doubt he's gotten on that train.

Tucker Max was some tool who got famous by telling stories that totally happened about how he got drunk and totally laid, while totally being mean to the chicks who still fucked him because he's totes awesome. This was like 06 >= 07.

Didn't read the piece. I guess the connection is that they're writers who got famous on the Internet and appealed to a similar demographic. Pretty tenuous.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JichaelDick » 26 Oct 2017, 19:18

I'm sure that woman who ended up taking the critical video down because of the torrent of harassment she got is enthralled that you changed, Drew.

He's like the male Sarah Spain--says nasty, irreverant shit but claims he's "changed" to keep the SJW mobs off of him. I don't like Barstool (well, I don't like Portnoy, tbh), but I can at least respect the fact that they are who they are.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 26 Oct 2017, 19:49

Maddox was fucking hilarious, or at least I thought so when he was famous. No clue if he's even still alive, but I got a lot of laughs out of that dude's work when I was in college. A buddy and I still refer to his famous parenting tips any time our kids are out of line. My favorite was "You only have to ask once with a dragon kick."

I've heard of Tucker Max, and I have a vague idea of who he is and what he wrote/writes about. I'm pretty sure he's the worst kind of douchebag imaginable.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 26 Oct 2017, 19:56

TheWolf wrote:I've heard of Tucker Max, and I have a vague idea of who he is and what he wrote/writes about. I'm pretty sure he's the worst kind of douchebag imaginable.


He was. Or at least he wrote like one. And he entertained the shit out of me. But guess what. Because of what he wrote, I did........NOT immediately go out and start treating women like shit and acting like a cockbag.

Stunning I know, but it's possible to read funny stuff and know enough to not imitate it in real life.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 26 Oct 2017, 20:05

Gregs Kite wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I've heard of Tucker Max, and I have a vague idea of who he is and what he wrote/writes about. I'm pretty sure he's the worst kind of douchebag imaginable.


He was. Or at least he wrote like one. And he entertained the shit out of me. But guess what. Because of what he wrote, I did........NOT immediately go out and start treating women like shit and acting like a cockbag.

Stunning I know, but it's possible to read funny stuff and know enough to not imitate it in real life.


Are you serious? You can laugh at jokes and not be a terrible person? I had no idea!

So I read the article. The last couple of paragraphs were the worst kind of "I'm so much fucking better than everyone else and just couldn't possibly go another sentence without letting you know it" bullshit I've ever seen. The rest of it was actually reasonably thoughtful and well-written, and while I'm gonna keep calling things gay and all the other shit he doesn't want me to do, at least he sorta gave some valid context around some of it. But he also couldn't help but just make it all one big "I hate Dave Portnoy and Clay Travis" chode-fest. Make your point that you don't want to act like that anymore. Fine, you do you. But it doesn't mean you're better than those guys just cause you're too woke to laugh at their jokes.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Briandong79 » 26 Oct 2017, 20:14

TheWolf wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
TheWolf wrote:I've heard of Tucker Max, and I have a vague idea of who he is and what he wrote/writes about. I'm pretty sure he's the worst kind of douchebag imaginable.


He was. Or at least he wrote like one. And he entertained the shit out of me. But guess what. Because of what he wrote, I did........NOT immediately go out and start treating women like shit and acting like a cockbag.

Stunning I know, but it's possible to read funny stuff and know enough to not imitate it in real life.


Are you serious? You can laugh at jokes and not be a terrible person? I had no idea!

So I read the article. The last couple of paragraphs were the worst kind of "I'm so much fucking better than everyone else and just couldn't possibly go another sentence without letting you know it" bullshit I've ever seen. The rest of it was actually reasonably thoughtful and well-written, and while I'm gonna keep calling things gay and all the other shit he doesn't want me to do, at least he sorta gave some valid context around some of it. But he also couldn't help but just make it all one big "I hate Dave Portnoy and Clay Travis" chode-fest. Make your point that you don't want to act like that anymore. Fine, you do you. But it doesn't mean you're better than those guys just cause you're too woke to laugh at their jokes.


That’s somewhat of my thoughts on it, there’s a point about 3/5 of the way through that I was pretty much in agreement and then it just kept going. And going.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dthefritz » 26 Oct 2017, 20:22

TheWolf wrote:Maddox was fucking hilarious, or at least I thought so when he was famous. No clue if he's even still alive, but I got a lot of laughs out of that dude's work when I was in college. A buddy and I still refer to his famous parenting tips any time our kids are out of line. My favorite was "You only have to ask once with a dragon kick.

I still think of his grades of children's artwork whenever I see some shitty kid drawing on a fridge or office door.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Briandong79 » 26 Oct 2017, 20:24

I really don’t remember Maddox I actually remember Tucker Max more. Maddox sounds a hell of a lot funnier.

And I assume the Simmons stuff comes from commenting on how hot Anna K was, how bad the WNBA is, all that truly horrible stuff he will have to answer for at the gates of hell.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 26 Oct 2017, 20:27

Dthefritz wrote:
TheWolf wrote:Maddox was fucking hilarious, or at least I thought so when he was famous. No clue if he's even still alive, but I got a lot of laughs out of that dude's work when I was in college. A buddy and I still refer to his famous parenting tips any time our kids are out of line. My favorite was "You only have to ask once with a dragon kick.

I still think of his grades of children's artwork whenever I see some shitty kid drawing on a fridge or office door.


Holy shit, I can't believe I forgot about the kids' artwork. That stuff belongs in the Internet HOF.

ETA: It holds up.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JichaelDick » 26 Oct 2017, 20:33

For Donger and everyone else...Maddox on Kiddie Art:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby BigJohnStudd » 26 Oct 2017, 20:52

Watched the Tucker Max movie. It was gawd-awful.

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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby SouthernYokel » 27 Oct 2017, 09:30

i really liked tucker max back in the day. i guess it didn't age that well.
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