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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby the cheese » 28 Mar 2017, 14:13

GDI, there are no bowls with SEC v PAC 10 tie-ins.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby SouthernYokel » 28 Mar 2017, 14:14

the cheese wrote:GDI, there are no bowls with SEC v PAC 10 tie-ins.


there were some weird at-large things going on that year. it was already being made into a big deal here because of the potential offensiveness.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby the cheese » 28 Mar 2017, 14:16

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:GDI, there are no bowls with SEC v PAC 10 tie-ins.


there were some weird at-large things going on that year. it was already being made into a big deal here because of the potential offensiveness.


No i believe you, I was saying for a possible t-shirt commission that was at least mathematically possible.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 28 Mar 2017, 14:16

SouthernYokel wrote:
the cheese wrote:GDI, there are no bowls with SEC v PAC 10 tie-ins.


there were some weird at-large things going on that year. it was already being made into a big deal here because of the potential offensiveness.


weird at-large thing is
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 28 Mar 2017, 14:17

the cheese wrote:
Somebody emailing Magary wrote:With South Carolina Final Fouring...are we in any danger of the 1990s Cocks hats making a comeback? Of bad bro fads, this is one of worst right?


Who here owned one of these? Besides Yokel and ONTB obviously.

Shockingly to Gregs, I did not. Doesn't mean I didn't want one, or a Fordham FU hat, or the Big Johnson T-Shirts Magary mentions later in the response, but Ma Dukes wouldn't buy them, wouldn't let me buy one with my own money, and wouldn't let me out of the house wearing one.


The hat doesn't shock me. The lack of Big Johnson shirts DEFINITELY shocks me. Although, it explains so much about you and.....fashion today.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby BigJohnStudd » 28 Mar 2017, 16:27

BigJohnStudd wrote:Drew is kind of a dipstick, but I'll read him slamming North Derkota every day of the week.


Anyway, the clear answer is North Dakota. It’s frigid and barren. There are no big cities, no major colleges, no World’s Biggest Ball of Yarn to stare at. It has a grand total of one national park. It’s like a worse Nebraska. At least the other Dakota got Mount Rushmore. Every time a super famous person emerges from that state—like Carson Wentz, or Tom Brokaw, or Chuck Klosterman—I picture them escaping through a demilitarized zone of barbed wire and armed yetis.


Brokaw was from South Dakota, dummy. He and Governor Joe Foss appeared on some crooked game show together in the '50s or something.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 28 Mar 2017, 16:35

Every time a super famous person emerges from that state—like Carson Wentz, or Tom Brokaw, or Chuck Klosterman


haha, ok...
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dthefritz » 28 Mar 2017, 16:56

Dr Jeckyll wrote:
Every time a super famous person emerges from that state—like Carson Wentz, or Tom Brokaw, or Chuck Klosterman


haha, ok...

His q rating is undoubtedly lower than Tom Brokaw's, but I still find it highly depressing how well known and popular he is.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JichaelDick » 28 Mar 2017, 16:56

I still own a Furman University FU hat.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby mister bacon » 29 Mar 2017, 11:25

no one gonna mention the UMASS hat with the M blacked out so it said U ASS or the NWA-era White Sox with the e partially crossed out so it said "Sex" instead?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 29 Mar 2017, 11:51

mister bacon wrote:no one gonna mention the UMASS hat with the M blacked out so it said U ASS or the NWA-era White Sox with the e partially crossed out so it said "Sex" instead?


You already did. Figured you would just quote yourself per usual. IJS.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 04 Apr 2017, 14:53

Shots fired at Simmons today.

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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 04 Apr 2017, 15:04

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:Shots fired at Simmons today.

Edit for Boll:

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/the-evi ... 1793990461


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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby BigJohnStudd » 05 Apr 2017, 13:20

We check every door on the school and they’re all locked shut. And there’s no time to drive to some place that has a real bathroom, so I take the boy far behind the school, find a big tree in the woods, and hold his hands while he squats in midair. And I swear to you, this boy dropped the biggest shit I’ve ever seen. It looked like a fucking layer cake sitting on the ground. I felt awful. I’ll never feel comfortable going into the woods again knowing something like that may be there.


Apparently Drew has never heard of the Squatty Potty. Squatting is the way to go. You'll be empty, like you never felt before.

I hope Drew's kid reads this one day and haaaaaaates him for it.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 05 Apr 2017, 13:23

I did that with Pup 1 at a Christmas tree farm this winter. Wiped with his underwear, stuffed those in an empty plastic bag I happened to find right next to the tree he was squatting behind, and buried the whole package under a pile of leaves.
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