F---, Magary, Kill

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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 07 Feb 2017, 10:34

He's not actually 'butthurt'. What makes a joke is the elaboration.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JT99 » 07 Feb 2017, 10:46

Like terrorists, we only feed Boston fans with our hate.

You have to beat them with ideas and love, not hate.

Also, you should seek out any loopholes around rules whenever possible
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JichaelDick » 07 Feb 2017, 10:59

Like the loophole that says you have to fucking line up in the shotgun on 2nd and 11 from the opponent's 23, when the last time you tried that it ended in a strip sack and led to the opponent scoring a touchdown. While you have an 8 point lead. With four minutes left.

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby BigJohnStudd » 08 Feb 2017, 17:21

Bryan:

Here is a hot take: biscuits and gravy sucks. Biscuits are great because they are flaky and buttery and airy. Once you dump a bunch of quickly-congealing gravy on it, the biscuit becomes soggy and mushy, plus the actual flavor of gravy is not as good as the biscuit flavor it overpowers.


I feel like you just issued your own death warrant. Every professional southerner on the Internet is gonna come for you now, you filthy Yankee. GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO NOW YOU AIN’T HAD BISCUITS AND GRAVY TILL YOU HAD MY MAWMAW’S BISCUITS AND GRAVY.


Jike, thoughts? How's yer mawmaw's biscuits and gravy?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JichaelDick » 08 Feb 2017, 19:16

BigJohnStudd wrote:
Bryan:

Here is a hot take: biscuits and gravy sucks. Biscuits are great because they are flaky and buttery and airy. Once you dump a bunch of quickly-congealing gravy on it, the biscuit becomes soggy and mushy, plus the actual flavor of gravy is not as good as the biscuit flavor it overpowers.


I feel like you just issued your own death warrant. Every professional southerner on the Internet is gonna come for you now, you filthy Yankee. GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO NOW YOU AIN’T HAD BISCUITS AND GRAVY TILL YOU HAD MY MAWMAW’S BISCUITS AND GRAVY.


Jike, thoughts? How's yer mawmaw's biscuits and gravy?


Bryan is 100% wrong. My grandma's Biscuits and gravy are fantastic. Drew can go fuck himself.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 08 Feb 2017, 19:40

JichaelDick wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Bryan:

Here is a hot take: biscuits and gravy sucks. Biscuits are great because they are flaky and buttery and airy. Once you dump a bunch of quickly-congealing gravy on it, the biscuit becomes soggy and mushy, plus the actual flavor of gravy is not as good as the biscuit flavor it overpowers.


I feel like you just issued your own death warrant. Every professional southerner on the Internet is gonna come for you now, you filthy Yankee. GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO NOW YOU AIN’T HAD BISCUITS AND GRAVY TILL YOU HAD MY MAWMAW’S BISCUITS AND GRAVY.


Jike, thoughts? How's yer mawmaw's biscuits and gravy?


Bryan is 100% wrong. My grandma's Biscuits and gravy are fantastic. Drew can go fuck himself.


Biscuits and gravy should have been on sco's overrated regional foods list. Was it actually on there? I don't remember, or care really. But yeah. Biscuits and gravy are fine. They have never been great. Ever.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dthefritz » 08 Feb 2017, 19:44

TheWolf wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Bryan:

Here is a hot take: biscuits and gravy sucks. Biscuits are great because they are flaky and buttery and airy. Once you dump a bunch of quickly-congealing gravy on it, the biscuit becomes soggy and mushy, plus the actual flavor of gravy is not as good as the biscuit flavor it overpowers.


I feel like you just issued your own death warrant. Every professional southerner on the Internet is gonna come for you now, you filthy Yankee. GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO NOW YOU AIN’T HAD BISCUITS AND GRAVY TILL YOU HAD MY MAWMAW’S BISCUITS AND GRAVY.


Jike, thoughts? How's yer mawmaw's biscuits and gravy?


Bryan is 100% wrong. My grandma's Biscuits and gravy are fantastic. Drew can go fuck himself.


Biscuits and gravy should have been on sco's overrated regional foods list. Was it actually on there? I don't remember, or care really. But yeah. Biscuits and gravy are fine. They have never been great. Ever.

Agree. They are the Tom Brady of foods.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JichaelDick » 08 Feb 2017, 20:27

TheWolf wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
BigJohnStudd wrote:
Bryan:

Here is a hot take: biscuits and gravy sucks. Biscuits are great because they are flaky and buttery and airy. Once you dump a bunch of quickly-congealing gravy on it, the biscuit becomes soggy and mushy, plus the actual flavor of gravy is not as good as the biscuit flavor it overpowers.


I feel like you just issued your own death warrant. Every professional southerner on the Internet is gonna come for you now, you filthy Yankee. GUMBO GUMBO GUMBO NOW YOU AIN’T HAD BISCUITS AND GRAVY TILL YOU HAD MY MAWMAW’S BISCUITS AND GRAVY.


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Bryan is 100% wrong. My grandma's Biscuits and gravy are fantastic. Drew can go fuck himself.


Biscuits and gravy should have been on sco's overrated regional foods list. Was it actually on there? I don't remember, or care really. But yeah. Biscuits and gravy are fine. They have never been great. Ever.


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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby the cheese » 08 Feb 2017, 21:38

Gotta side with my nigga joke. Biscuits and sausage gravy are delicious and can be had damn near anywhere. Do not get them at Denny's or IHOP though. Never get anything at Denny's or IHOP.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JT99 » 08 Feb 2017, 21:40

#TeamJike

Biscuits and gravy is the tits
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 09 Feb 2017, 11:37

Gravy sucks.

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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 09 Feb 2017, 11:41

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Gravy sucks.

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Like, all gravy?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 09 Feb 2017, 11:43

TheWolf wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Gravy sucks.

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Like, all gravy?


Like all gravy.

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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 09 Feb 2017, 11:49

Consider yourself @ed, then. Gravy is the tits. I'm planning to enjoy some tonight, in fact.

I watched the South Park last night when Randy gets ball cancer for a medical marijuana card and Cartman becomes a KFC smuggler/dealer. I love the scene where he threatens to kill his supplier for cutting the KFC gravy with Boston Market gravy.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby JichaelDick » 09 Feb 2017, 11:53

MisterTambourineMan wrote:Gravy sucks.

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Delta flight 2836, Atlanta to MSP (after a layover for Delta 2429, HSV to Atlanta) just got a little heavier and a lot gravy-er.
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