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F---, Magary, Kill

Postby BigJohnStudd » 28 Apr 2016, 20:05

I know there's already a Deadspin thread, but since it's mostly grocery bag talk now, I figured I'd start this.

Drew is kind of a dipstick, but I'll read him slamming North Derkota every day of the week.

Drew Magary wrote:
Carson Wentz wrote:Because in North Dakota, we don’t care for flash or dazzle.


Or electricity. Or running water. Or FURRINERS.


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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dthefritz » 28 Apr 2016, 20:14

Great thread title, lofty thread title. Congrats.

Related: If you type "nawt a true movie stah" into google search, Simmons' infamous Ryan Reynolds column shows up.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 28 Apr 2016, 22:01

Yeah, +1 on the thread title. I barely read SOTSG-famous Drew, but he sorta seems like he might deserve his own thread. And if he's gonna get one, I'm glad it has an A+ title.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Briandong79 » 03 May 2016, 20:40

I didn't see this before but that is one great thread title.

Drew wrote 2 pieces for Deadspin today. In one he called George Will a haughty dipshit, and in the other he said you shouldn't masturbate while seated. I agree with one of these.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 04 May 2016, 03:12

TheWolf wrote:I barely read SOTSG-famous Drew


I generally try to avoid the main SJW sites like deadspin now, but this guy used to get linked like crazy on here so definitely familiar with his work. I never really understood the hilarity of writing in all-caps and pretending to be enraged by random everyday stuff, but to each their own. Judging by these recent columns, looks like he's made a big effort to fit in with the other writers on the site, interesting development.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby SouthernYokel » 04 May 2016, 08:08

Briandong79 wrote:I didn't see this before but that is one great thread title.

Drew wrote 2 pieces for Deadspin today. In one he called George Will a haughty dipshit, and in the other he said you shouldn't masturbate while seated. I agree with one of these.


yeah i thought the no seated jeckyling was a bad take too. laying down? how am i supposed to see the screen? Surely Drew is not using his imagination still
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 04 May 2016, 08:10

Dude. Who is gonna put their bare ass on a seat? Buncha savages. Lying in bed with your phone is the proper move.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 04 May 2016, 08:11

Dthefritz wrote:Great thread title, lofty thread title. Congrats.

Related: If you type "nawt a true movie stah" into google search, Simmons' infamous Ryan Reynolds column shows up.


Do you type this in verbatim?

Yeah, I'm with you guys, I have never heard of Drew before today. I mean, I read all the Jambaroos but like, I barely even like him, so fuck him. I'm not going to read any of his other stuff but I'll gladly come in here to flippantly shit on him.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby SouthernYokel » 04 May 2016, 08:13

Gregs Kite wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:Great thread title, lofty thread title. Congrats.

Related: If you type "nawt a true movie stah" into google search, Simmons' infamous Ryan Reynolds column shows up.


Do you type this in verbatim?

Yeah, I'm with you guys, I have never heard of Drew before today. I mean, I read all the Jambaroos but like, I barely even like him, so fuck him. I'm not going to read any of his other stuff but I'll gladly come in here to flippantly shit on him.


did you intend to quote Jeckyll but accidentally quote Fritzy because it's an unbreakable habit?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 04 May 2016, 08:16

SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:Great thread title, lofty thread title. Congrats.

Related: If you type "nawt a true movie stah" into google search, Simmons' infamous Ryan Reynolds column shows up.


Do you type this in verbatim?

Yeah, I'm with you guys, I have never heard of Drew before today. I mean, I read all the Jambaroos but like, I barely even like him, so fuck him. I'm not going to read any of his other stuff but I'll gladly come in here to flippantly shit on him.


did you intend to quote Jeckyll but accidentally quote Fritzy because it's an unbreakable habit?


What. I was planning on google searching true movie stars at some point today so I want to know if DTF's method is the most productive.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby SouthernYokel » 04 May 2016, 08:17

Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:Great thread title, lofty thread title. Congrats.

Related: If you type "nawt a true movie stah" into google search, Simmons' infamous Ryan Reynolds column shows up.


Do you type this in verbatim?

Yeah, I'm with you guys, I have never heard of Drew before today. I mean, I read all the Jambaroos but like, I barely even like him, so fuck him. I'm not going to read any of his other stuff but I'll gladly come in here to flippantly shit on him.


did you intend to quote Jeckyll but accidentally quote Fritzy because it's an unbreakable habit?


What. I was planning on google searching true movie stars at some point today so I want to know if DTF's method is the most productive.


your response seemed like it was to Jeckyll's post about not reading Drew, not Fritz's post about whatever Fritz's post was about.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Gregs Kite » 04 May 2016, 08:18

SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Dthefritz wrote:Great thread title, lofty thread title. Congrats.

Related: If you type "nawt a true movie stah" into google search, Simmons' infamous Ryan Reynolds column shows up.


Do you type this in verbatim?

Yeah, I'm with you guys, I have never heard of Drew before today. I mean, I read all the Jambaroos but like, I barely even like him, so fuck him. I'm not going to read any of his other stuff but I'll gladly come in here to flippantly shit on him.


did you intend to quote Jeckyll but accidentally quote Fritzy because it's an unbreakable habit?


What. I was planning on google searching true movie stars at some point today so I want to know if DTF's method is the most productive.


your response seemed like it was to Jeckyll's post about not reading Drew, not Fritz's post about whatever Fritz's post was about.


Sorry, they were two separate, distinct thoughts on this topic. In the future, I will consider a more stringent method of making that clearer for my readers. Thank you.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby TheWolf » 04 May 2016, 08:39

What was the rationale behind not jeckyling sitting down? Is it IMS's point about not putting your bare ass on a chair? Whatever the reason, he's wrong.
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Briandong79 » 04 May 2016, 08:39

TheWolf wrote:What was the rationale behind not jeckyling sitting down? Is it IMS's point about not putting your bare ass on a chair? Whatever the reason, he's wrong.


And why would you need to go bare ass?
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Re: F---, Magary, Kill

Postby Colonel Angus » 04 May 2016, 08:40

I did chuckle at this line from the Male-Bag:

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