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Postby MoreCowbell » 30 Jun 2006, 10:45

It's the battle of the who gets the last word! Please, for the love of God, CAGE THIS!!
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Postby bosux » 30 Jun 2006, 10:46

MoreCowbell wrote:It's the battle of the who gets the last word! Please, for the love of God, CAGE THIS!!


why are you even here? weren't you supposed to be leaving last month?

for the love of God, GO AWAY FOREVER!!
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if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Gregs Kite » 14 Oct 2014, 07:22

First of all, this thread is 24 karat gold. Holy fuck you guys were insane.

Secondly, I couldn't really find a good fit for this link, and didn't feel like creating another patented, wildly successful Kite thread, so I will link it here, chapter four in a five chapter series of the history of the Sports Guy:

http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/bill-si ... ramid.html

It's pretty standard stuff, his rise, his bitchiness, etc. Also fits in quite nicely with the timing of his "suspension" and subsequent TV show launch.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Colonel Angus » 27 Oct 2014, 18:06

Gregs Kite wrote:First of all, this thread is 24 karat gold. Holy fuck you guys were insane.

Secondly, I couldn't really find a good fit for this link, and didn't feel like creating another patented, wildly successful Kite thread, so I will link it here, chapter four in a five chapter series of the history of the Sports Guy:

http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/bill-si ... ramid.html

It's pretty standard stuff, his rise, his bitchiness, etc. Also fits in quite nicely with the timing of his "suspension" and subsequent TV show launch.


Read this story today. Thanks for the link, Kite. Most of it I already knew about (it quoted heavily from the ESPN book) but I did not know about Sage Steele S'ing HDH:

http://awfulannouncing.com/2014/sage-st ... uting.html

:lol:

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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 05 Aug 2016, 06:56

Gregs Kite - Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:55 pm: I hate DJ and his stupid face and hes so stupid and I want to punch him
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Dthefritz » 05 Aug 2016, 07:18


That was especially true last week when none of the guests (Danny McBride, Michael K. Williams and Christina Hendricks) were in sports and a large portion of the show was spent talking about their respective shows that aren’t even on the air anymore. (“Eastbound & Down,” “The Wire,” and “Mad Men”).

You mean he digresses from sports to muse on irrelevant pop culture and pat himself on the back for knowing famous people? HBO execs must have been blindsided by this development.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby JT99 » 05 Aug 2016, 07:25

It literally takes Simmons YEARS to come up with "hot takes" which is why his work is littered with out-of-date references. He certainly can be funny, but rarely on current topics.

ETA:
Listen to this trailer...



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2016, folks.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Colonel Angus » 05 Aug 2016, 08:18



Why did “AGW” debut in July, the nadir of the sports schedule?


Not debuting during Television Show Release Season was a rookie mistake.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 05 Aug 2016, 12:17

Colonel Angus wrote:


Why did “AGW” debut in July, the nadir of the sports schedule?


Not debuting during Television Show Release Season was a rookie mistake.


Do you think that HBO is regretting their decision to hire such a genius? Congrats HBO, you got a website and some podcasts out of the deal. Luckily they have that GoT FU money.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Aug 2016, 12:55

Couldn't one argue that debuting in July gives you a shot to build an audience without having to go against other shows that might be airing new episodes at the same time?
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 05 Aug 2016, 12:55

It's like Artie Moreno giving a declining Albert Pujols a 10-year contract.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Briandong79 » 05 Aug 2016, 13:32

http://www.sportingnews.com/other-sport ... wiae4o7zy6

@SportsTVRatings 6m6 minutes ago
So considering all platforms, @BillSimmons show is doing 50+% of Bill Maher. think HBO is probably OK w/that.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby SouthernYokel » 05 Aug 2016, 13:33

Briandong79 wrote:http://www.sportingnews.com/other-sports/news/bill-simmons-hbo-espn-any-given-wednesday-rick-reilly-sports-illustrated-mike-carey-cbs/1i8usru7ss2ej19qwiae4o7zy6

@SportsTVRatings 6m6 minutes ago
So considering all platforms, @BillSimmons show is doing 50+% of Bill Maher. think HBO is probably OK w/that.


is bill maher getting paid double what simmons is? if so, dang that's a lot of money for bill maher.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 10 Aug 2016, 12:28

I was looking at Simmons' wiki page:

They have two children together, daughter Zoe Simmons[7] (born May 2, 2005) and son, Benjamin Oakley Simmons (initials being BOS, a supposed hat tip to Simmons' hometown Boston)[8]


Can this guy be any worse?

Then I added this:

Simmons has one of the world's largest collections of penis puppets.
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Re: The Sham That Is Sports Dork

Postby Incogneetus69 » 10 Aug 2016, 12:57

People like the bill maher show. It's usually a train wreck but it's raw. Nobody likes watches or talks about bills show. Even with fat affleck rambling. Bill is like the
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