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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 30 Jun 2006, 09:07

Just to step in for a second with a couple of facts [I know, I know...those are seldom welcome in these fights]...

1. Monty is not a TA
2. People on this board don't know whether he is getting laid or not
3. David Ortiz is clutch [something that both of you have stated]
4. This "fight" is embarrassing even by SOTSG standards

How about you both take the weekend off?
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Postby nova » 30 Jun 2006, 09:22

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:2. People on this board don't know whether he is getting laid or not


Noted, however, bosux's "female procurement" did cause an audible chuckle.
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Postby bosux » 30 Jun 2006, 10:00

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:Just to step in for a second with a couple of facts [I know, I know...those are seldom welcome in these fights]...

1. Monty is not a TA
2. People on this board don't know whether he is getting laid or not
3. David Ortiz is clutch [something that both of you have stated]
4. This "fight" is embarrassing even by SOTSG standards

How about you both take the weekend off?


1)what are you, his big brother?
2)iirc he has mentioned on several occasions that he has no luck with the ladies
3)no one ever said david ortiz isn't clutch, whether or not you buy into the idea of clutch
4)if you don't like it, don't read it, and make damn well sure to stay out of it...worry about yourself...monty is a big boy and doesn't need you to defend him

i always take the weekend off...thanks for the offer though, dad
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
if the democratic power machine is so tone deaf as to foist $hrillary upon the electorate they will lose to Trump...bet on it
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Postby sportsdorkhater » 30 Jun 2006, 10:03

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Postby Montecore's Revenge » 30 Jun 2006, 10:08

Guys, as I said on the last page, I'm done with this. This conversation is polluting this thread. If you want to continue it, fine, but go to the cage or use PM.
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Postby sportsdorkhater » 30 Jun 2006, 10:09

I polluted this thread a long time ago :lol:
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Postby bosux » 30 Jun 2006, 10:09

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great movie, btw
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 30 Jun 2006, 10:10

bosux191820042090 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:Just to step in for a second with a couple of facts [I know, I know...those are seldom welcome in these fights]...

1. Monty is not a TA
2. People on this board don't know whether he is getting laid or not
3. David Ortiz is clutch [something that both of you have stated]
4. This "fight" is embarrassing even by SOTSG standards

How about you both take the weekend off?


1)what are you, his big brother?
2)iirc he has mentioned on several occasions that he has no luck with the ladies
3)no one ever said david ortiz isn't clutch, whether or not you buy into the idea of clutch
4)if you don't like it, don't read it, and make damn well sure to stay out of it...worry about yourself...monty is a big boy and doesn't need you to defend him

i always take the weekend off...thanks for the offer though, dad


Good Lord, that's the best that you can manage? Maybe I'll step in on your side of the argument so that you at least have a chance of competing.

Either that or find yourself a corner man that will throw in the towel for you, Tex Cobb.
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Postby nova » 30 Jun 2006, 10:11

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Postby bosux » 30 Jun 2006, 10:12

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:Just to step in for a second with a couple of facts [I know, I know...those are seldom welcome in these fights]...

1. Monty is not a TA
2. People on this board don't know whether he is getting laid or not
3. David Ortiz is clutch [something that both of you have stated]
4. This "fight" is embarrassing even by SOTSG standards

How about you both take the weekend off?


1)what are you, his big brother?
2)iirc he has mentioned on several occasions that he has no luck with the ladies
3)no one ever said david ortiz isn't clutch, whether or not you buy into the idea of clutch
4)if you don't like it, don't read it, and make damn well sure to stay out of it...worry about yourself...monty is a big boy and doesn't need you to defend him

i always take the weekend off...thanks for the offer though, dad


Good Lord, that's the best that you can manage? Maybe I'll step in on your side of the argument so that you at least have a chance of competing.

Either that or find yourself a corner man that will throw in the towel for you, Tex Cobb.


whatever you say, mr rickey linderman sir...how much is monty paying you? :lol:
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
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Postby Rickey Sez » 30 Jun 2006, 10:14

Girls, you're both pretty.
I'd like to see a pair of boobs that would prompt me to write home. Maybe Scarlett Johannson level quality? "Dear Mom and Dad, I saw an awesome rack today. They were perfect. Everything else is fine. Love, BD79."
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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 30 Jun 2006, 10:15

bosux191820042090 wrote:whatever you say, mr rickey linderman sir...how much is monty paying you? :lol:


Much less than SDH is charging you for riding his joke's coattails.
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Postby bosux » 30 Jun 2006, 10:20

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:whatever you say, mr rickey linderman sir...how much is monty paying you? :lol:


Much less than SDH is charging you for riding his joke's coattails.


you win, linderman...you can tell your little brother it's ok to come back now...what time are you two due back in boy's town?

i will concede one point to you...i now think monty actually may be getting some action, and you're delivering the goods
by bosux » 02 Mar 2016, 13:34
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Postby Ulysses Everett McGill » 30 Jun 2006, 10:39

bosux191820042090 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:whatever you say, mr rickey linderman sir...how much is monty paying you? :lol:


Much less than SDH is charging you for riding his joke's coattails.


you win, linderman...you can tell your little brother it's ok to come back now...what time are you two due back in boy's town?

i will concede one point to you...i now think monty actually may be getting some action, and you're delivering the goods


Now you go with the gay jokes? Better get SDH back in this one on your side, you're fighting out of your intellectual weight class. I'm almost feeling pity for you at this point.
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Postby bosux » 30 Jun 2006, 10:41

Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:
Ulysses Everett McGill wrote:
bosux191820042090 wrote:whatever you say, mr rickey linderman sir...how much is monty paying you? :lol:


Much less than SDH is charging you for riding his joke's coattails.


you win, linderman...you can tell your little brother it's ok to come back now...what time are you two due back in boy's town?

i will concede one point to you...i now think monty actually may be getting some action, and you're delivering the goods


Now you go with the gay jokes? Better get SDH back in this one on your side, your fighting out of your intellectual weight class. I'm almost feeling pity for you at this point.


nice comeback there..."that joke wasn't funny, and i'm smarter than you!"

you and monty are peas in a pod, huh?

like i said, worry about yourself dude...no one but you needs your pity
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