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My First Tweet

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 25 Mar 2016, 20:04

I discovered mine, and you can too! Click this link.

https://discover.twitter.com/first-tweet

Here's mine. It was done as EbenezerSpooge8, but it converted to my current username. I've been killin the Twitter game for 7 years bruh.
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PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: My First Tweet

Postby Theny » 25 Mar 2016, 22:58

Noice.

@theen_wolf first tweet said "Twitter is dumb"
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby ctz31 » 25 Mar 2016, 23:21

Tried to search ctz31 first tweet. Shits protected. What a f*ggot.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby JichaelDick » 26 Mar 2016, 00:19

So....I finally got this. Go Twins!
TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 26 Mar 2016, 08:25

@BillSimmons
I just lost my Twitter virginity.
11:38 AM - 30 Apr 2009
PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: My First Tweet

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 26 Mar 2016, 12:21

St George fans in the stands, if you hear us clap your hands...
7:29 PM - 10 May 2009


HOL. I think I was drunk.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 26 Mar 2016, 12:22

I can't copy from my phone. But someone please post the first tweet from IronMikeSharpe. It's a good one.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 26 Mar 2016, 12:23

Iron Mike Sharpe wrote:I can't copy from my phone. But someone please post the first tweet from IronMikeSharpe. It's a good one.



Solid gold:

Why weren't teachers banging students 20 years ago? I was robbed as a kid.
6:33 AM - 17 Aug 2009
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby Briandong79 » 28 Mar 2016, 08:36

I don't know what this means!

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@sportsguy33 Luckily Brad Childress is a terrible enough coach to be the penicillin to his clap.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby Rodney Farva » 28 Mar 2016, 08:38

ooh, i was so edgy

@sportsguy33 hope you're enjoying the fun of the SOTSG.com 5th anniversary. your tribute site that isn't. at all.
You coin contrarian bro and say shit nonsense like this.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby BigJohnStudd » 28 Mar 2016, 16:12

Tuesday starts the weekend.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby Dthefritz » 28 Mar 2016, 17:57

@StateDept: Reliable sources say Obama is organizing an attack on the Libyan embassy through the brown person hive mind. DM me for deets.

11:03 PM - 20 Aug 2011

As always, I was right and no one listened to me.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby SouthernYokel » 15 Jul 2016, 07:31

Jike's post about Awful Announcing and Katie Nolan reminded me of this gem they posted.

https://twitter.com/awfulannouncing/sta ... 8828794881

They spend all day making jokes about Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless being blowhards who throw hot taeks out just for the sake of hot taeks (accurate, of course) - and then they post this article on their website. It just creates a mid-life crisis for Joe Buck out of him growing a beard and doing an interview on Barstool, and then it says this mid-life crisis that they invented is "desperate." That's frigging nonsense and it's exactly what they spend all day making fun of.

Then again, I have no idea why it bothered me. I don't even have much of an opinion on Joe Buck.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby TVF wannabe » 15 Jul 2016, 13:20

My first tweet was admonishing someone for doing a radio interview on the mets in middle of a game.
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Re: My First Tweet

Postby Goose » 15 Jul 2016, 13:23

TVF wannabe wrote:My first tweet was admonishing someone for doing a radio interview on the mets in middle of a game.


Good thing Twitter wasn't around when Straw played:

http://deadspin.com/darryl-strawberry-s ... 1783737266
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