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Re: Simmons to HBO

Postby JichaelDick » 14 Jun 2016, 15:02

My mother used to get mad at me for saying such vile words as "fart" and "butt," so no wonder I'm warped.
TVF wannabe - Mon Jan 30, 2017 1:42 pm: ...a good rule of thumb is if you post some thing like that and IMS quickly jumps in with an uncomfortable reference you went too far
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Re: Simmons to HBO

Postby Dthefritz » 14 Jun 2016, 18:56

Not nearly as good as MTM's story, but an actual exchange I had with a co-worker.

"Who's this guy with the new show on HBO?"
"Bill Simmons, used to write for ESPN.com was on NBA Countdown a couple of seasons"
"Would I like him?"
"Do you think Bismack Biyombo is like Adebisi from Oz?" [Note: he had brought up Biyombo in conversation like 10 minutes earlier]
"What? Did he actually say that" [I give him the "yeah I"m serious" look]. "That's so dumb. [pause]. I probably would've watched that show and you just totally ruined it for me."
"You're welcome."
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Re: Simmons to HBO

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 28 Jun 2016, 09:10

Mom: "I watched that Simmons show."
Me: "Ok."
"He is fucking obnoxious. Stop talking over Barkley, learn how to conduct an interview."
"Yeah, he'll do that."
"I only watched to see if Affleck really was drunk. He was. And bloaty and sweaty, but Simmons, fuck that guy. That won't last a year. So unoriginal."
"Did he mention Teen Wolf?"
"HE DID!"
TheWolf - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: BREAKING: wolfette did not come home to blow me
Briandong79 - Wed Sep 14, 2016 12:02 pm: 31, you're up.
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Re: Simmons to HBO

Postby Incogneetus69 » 28 Jun 2016, 10:06

She kiss your mother with that mouth?
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