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Postby JichaelDick » 13 May 2015, 13:01

In the interest of fairness and equal time, here's where SDGuy, Donger, and God Shamgod can bash Clay Travis everywhere they want.

Knock yourselves out.
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby Prez » 13 May 2015, 13:42

I will continue to think of him as this guy:

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Carry on.
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 13 May 2015, 13:51

Prez wrote:I will continue to think of him as this guy:

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Carry on.


That guy was good in 25th Hour.

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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby JT99 » 13 May 2015, 13:57

This thread...

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Lots of flexing.

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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby God Shamgod » 13 May 2015, 16:06

I don't really read his stuff anymore. I hope he gets hit by a bus though.
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby SouthernYokel » 14 May 2015, 09:01

i really did enjoy Dixieland Delight a lot. like, a lot a lot. i don't know what happened to that guy, someone ran over his dog or something i guess.
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby JichaelDick » 14 May 2015, 09:33

Even On Rocky Top was really good. But I figure he realized there was no money in trying to be who he was, so he decided to go the Finebaum route, only he's not 1/10 as good a troll as Finebaum is.
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby Briandong79 » 19 May 2015, 12:38

@ClayTravisBGID 53s54 seconds ago
Good Lord, Kentucky fans are all tweeting me now. Stop. You’re so dumb it makes my head hurt.


Uh oh Jike, he just described an entire fan base by unfairly lumping in the idiots with the reasonable people, I hope there is a 3 hour Twitter harangue coming soon.
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby JichaelDick » 19 May 2015, 12:43

Clay's wrong to do that. Clay also doesn't act like he's the internet's biggest victim when someone calls him out on it.
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby JichaelDick » 08 Jun 2015, 15:33

Whitney @whitneyw3
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Only @deja_knight can pull of a wedding w/more than a few saban references& Twitter celeb @ClayTravisBGID as the officiant #MeattheGwaltneys
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby mj3528 » 09 Jun 2015, 09:24

JichaelDick wrote:Whitney @whitneyw3
Jun 7
Only @deja_knight can pull of a wedding w/more than a few saban references& Twitter celeb @ClayTravisBGID as the officiant #MeattheGwaltneys


so, did deja knight call off her wedding?

eta: apparently not. I read it as "pull out of a wedding"
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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby nova » 10 Jun 2015, 06:29

mj3528 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Whitney @whitneyw3
Jun 7
Only @deja_knight can pull of a wedding w/more than a few saban references& Twitter celeb @ClayTravisBGID as the officiant #MeattheGwaltneys


so, did deja knight call off her wedding?

eta: apparently not. I read it as "pull out of a wedding"


What does that mean?

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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby CourtesyFlush » 10 Jun 2015, 07:22

nova wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:Whitney @whitneyw3
Jun 7
Only @deja_knight can pull of a wedding w/more than a few saban references& Twitter celeb @ClayTravisBGID as the officiant #MeattheGwaltneys


so, did deja knight call off her wedding?

eta: apparently not. I read it as "pull out of a wedding"


What does that mean?

/nova
/gregs
/theny
/basically everyone but you, jike and flush

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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby Gregs Kite » 24 Jun 2015, 13:54

Great read by Clay...

But not on social media. Social media doesn't exist for context, it exist for immediate expressions of outrage. Context takes up too many characters, bro. If I can't sum up the world in 140 characters, what's the point of the world at all? We're not far from electing a smiley face emoticon President.


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The simple fact of the matter is that today's social media mob wouldn't go to war to end slavery. That would require too much bravery and effort. They'd click that they didn't like slavery on Facebook. Take a selfie of that dislike button and post it on Instagram. And then eventually they'd move on to the next distracting outrage of the moment, clicking like and favoriting Tweets to their heart's content, until they've built a social media wall around them so completely without context, they have no idea what the rest of the world looks like.


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Re: Clay Travis-Whatta maroon

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 24 Jun 2015, 14:01

Hello. How can you take a selfie of a dislike button?
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