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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby TheWolf » 05 Apr 2017, 12:18

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TheWolf wrote:I like this move. If you're gonna cut the cord, go all the way and just steal shit.


I'd rather not, obvs.

He has Guats to do that for him


Not anymore. Gregs Kite chased them all back to Mexico.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby JichaelDick » 05 Apr 2017, 12:29

Bet that didn't go well (from my experience, Guard and Mexicans don't really get along well)
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby TheWolf » 05 Apr 2017, 12:31

JichaelDick wrote:Bet that didn't go well (from my experience, Guard and Mexicans don't really get along well)


"Border" Guards and Mexicans definitely don't get along.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 05 Apr 2017, 12:34

"Not now, babe. I'm in the garage trying to watch the Marlins game vs the Brewers on our laptop."
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby mister bacon » 05 Apr 2017, 13:35

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the cheese wrote:Hmmmmm. I wonder why Steele is out?


Outspoken conservative views.


Ding ding ding!


Let's just fast forward to the part where she joins fox news, and plays the role of the "poor conservative black who won't tow sharpton's line and is shunned for not being on the dem plantation" that bill o keeps a wrekly slot open for so she can explain to old white men why they're right about everything. And then she can publish her autobiography about her tortured life as a black conservative, make millions, then squeeze a nice settlement out of fox for the sexual harassment bill o subjected her to on Slack. things are only looking up for her from here so don't cry for her.


this, minus the sexual harassment settlement, is her future.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 05 Apr 2017, 13:42

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Briandong79 wrote:I guess this means Beadle won't be getting canned in the upcoming layoffs.


t's and p's boll


It is bullshit tho. You can be an insane liberal and be in good standing and even promoted there. But you make one post about the airport protests, and you get demoted and eventually weeded out. Must of been a tough call on Sage Steele though, seeing as how she is a halfie.



Try telling that too the head of Disney, pal.

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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 05 Apr 2017, 13:44

Dr Jeckyll wrote:Very few people know who Bob Iger is.


Didn't he win an album of the year grammy a while back?
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby babylurch » 05 Apr 2017, 14:08

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:Very few people know who Bob Iger is.


Didn't he win an album of the year grammy a while back?

The one with Eye of the Iger on it?
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby the cheese » 05 Apr 2017, 14:11

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:Very few people know who Bob Iger is.


Didn't he win an album of the year grammy a while back?

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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby Briandong79 » 06 Apr 2017, 12:54

This tweet is basically a perfect MadLibs of how to piss Balls off:

@JulieDiCaro


Really honored that @SarahSpain will be presenting @thegracies in June! My goal is to refrain from hug-tackling @iamsambee.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby mj3528 » 06 Apr 2017, 12:58

Briandong79 wrote:This tweet is basically a perfect MadLibs of how to piss Balls off:

@JulieDiCaro


Really honored that @SarahSpain will be presenting @thegracies in June! My goal is to refrain from hug-tackling @iamsambee.


Samantha Bee's goal should be avoiding any hug tackle from Julie Dicaro. Poor Sam would be squashed.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby JichaelDick » 06 Apr 2017, 12:59

mj3528 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:This tweet is basically a perfect MadLibs of how to piss Balls off:

@JulieDiCaro


Really honored that @SarahSpain will be presenting @thegracies in June! My goal is to refrain from hug-tackling @iamsambee.


Samantha Bee's goal should be avoiding any hug tackle from Julie Dicaro. Poor Sam would be squashed.


Well done sequence of posts here.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 06 Apr 2017, 13:06

JichaelDick wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:This tweet is basically a perfect MadLibs of how to piss Balls off:

@JulieDiCaro


Really honored that @SarahSpain will be presenting @thegracies in June! My goal is to refrain from hug-tackling @iamsambee.


Samantha Bee's goal should be avoiding any hug tackle from Julie Dicaro. Poor Sam would be squashed.


Well done sequence of posts here.


Its Rikishi DiCaro with the Stinkface on Bee in the corner!
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby mj3528 » 13 Apr 2017, 09:37

Beads admits her mistake confusing Charlie Murphy with JB Smoove:


I learned that nobody I work with watched Curb Your Enthusiasm, because I effed up bigly. Crickets. Dammit, @Locs_n_Laughs @marcelluswiley

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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby Goose » 13 Apr 2017, 10:04

mj3528 wrote:Beads admits her mistake confusing Charlie Murphy with JB Smoove:


I learned that nobody I work with watched Curb Your Enthusiasm, because I effed up bigly. Crickets. Dammit, @Locs_n_Laughs @marcelluswiley

— Michelle Beadle (@MichelleDBeadle) April 12, 2017


I'm not sure how her co-workers not watching Curb had any effect on her mistake. Not being able to tell one black from another is definitely going to hurt her SJW cred.

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