Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby JT99 » 01 Feb 2017, 14:26

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Briandong79 wrote:I did find out because of all this that I get 6 months free of the Washington Post as an Amazon Prime subscriber, so I think I'll take advantage of that.


I get an email from Amazon first thing every morning linking me to the "most read" articles from WaPo. If you hate Trump, there's plenty there to start your day off right.


This #PressOn thing sounds great to "these people" until they realize that they are just signing themselves up for homework. Imagine paying for the Washington Post...then being like, fuck, now I guess I should log on and read it. Dollars to donuts /31, these morons will log in once, read a third of the shortest article, and never try again. but they did their part to support true journalism. Get the fuck out of my face with your crusading nonsense please, internet social warriors.


Keeping my eyes on someone tweeting their receipt to the National Review
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby Goose » 01 Feb 2017, 15:40

Gregs Kite wrote:
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BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:she's vile in every way.


Stop that. She's not afraid to stand up for herself and give her opinions. We should be celebrating her, and not in the juvenile, crude way this web-site defines celebrating.


Her saying she hasnt gotten any in months. Gross. I cant even imagine getting on her. I mean, obviously I'd pay bc she is somewhat famous and probably a huge wh*re in the sac, but just thinking about whats likely going on in her nether regions is not very appealing to me.


That's what makes her statement soooo amazing. They fly in the face of conventional "manly" sports environments. She is in control of her own body and sexuality, NOT YOU, and she has no problem using her national platform to tell a national audience about the last time she used her beautiful woman body for sexual contact.

It really warms my heart to see us advancing like this, especially in this tense political world.


She can always go back to this guy:

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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby BigJohnStudd » 01 Feb 2017, 16:20

Gregs Kite wrote:
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JichaelDick wrote:I've seen that from several folks. It's not just Beads.


What do it mean?

Low-key, I do NOT like when people insist on other people to support news publications. Or the arts. Or whatever. Shut the fuck up. I'll spend my money where I want.


It's a bunch of whiners telling us we need to support "journalism" and subscribe to news outlets to combat the "liars".

By the way, here's the pic of her order:

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The Atlantic. Okay.

This afternoon I'm going to subscribe to "The Tell Me What I Want To Hear Bugle" and "The Warm Cozy Bubble Monthly".

#PressOn


I assume she was already getting "Cat Fancy".
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby chrisco » 01 Feb 2017, 16:37

BigJohnStudd wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:I've seen that from several folks. It's not just Beads.


What do it mean?

Low-key, I do NOT like when people insist on other people to support news publications. Or the arts. Or whatever. Shut the fuck up. I'll spend my money where I want.


It's a bunch of whiners telling us we need to support "journalism" and subscribe to news outlets to combat the "liars".

By the way, here's the pic of her order:

[Giant pic deleted.]

The Atlantic. Okay.

This afternoon I'm going to subscribe to "The Tell Me What I Want To Hear Bugle" and "The Warm Cozy Bubble Monthly".

#PressOn


I assume she was already getting "Cat Fancy".


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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby Dthefritz » 01 Feb 2017, 17:43


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Why does she gets those magazines from Amazon? Can't she just have Lamar pick them up for her?
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby JT99 » 01 Feb 2017, 17:53

Isn't subscribing to legitimate news sources now all but admitting that you were not in turn with what was going on prior to your signing up?

Didn't stop her from spewing opinions though.

Thanks, dummy.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby mister bacon » 01 Feb 2017, 20:19

JT99 wrote:Isn't subscribing to legitimate news sources now all but admitting that you were not in turn with what was going on prior to your signing up?

Didn't stop her from spewing opinions though.

Thanks, dummy.


No it just means she was reading them online without paying for them. Pretty much what everyone here does.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 14 Mar 2017, 15:23

I find all of that to be horribly stupidly wrong.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 14 Mar 2017, 15:25

#CuntsUnite
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby SouthernYokel » 14 Mar 2017, 15:26

veep is certainly good enough. Family Guy over Arrested Development is the dumbest thing anyone has ever put on a whiteboard, and family guy over ASIP (presumably) would have been the 2nd dumbest thing anyone put on a whiteboard. also, there appear to be a lot of missing #1 seeds, where are the simpsons and jerry?
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 14 Mar 2017, 15:31

Arrested Development is a #1. Even if you count the shitty 4th season.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby JichaelDick » 14 Mar 2017, 16:13

Just trying to get in good with all the Northwestern fanboys in the media by picking Veep. I'm shocked it wasn't it vs. The New Adventures of Old Christine in the finals, tbh.
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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby Gregs Kite » 14 Mar 2017, 16:21

I was going to post how stunned I am that you guys got worked up about this then I realized we're balls deep in ranking sports announcers and just finished a fantastic discussion about toast.
You fuckers ruined kite.

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Re: Michelle Beadle, presented by Ball

Postby JT99 » 14 Mar 2017, 18:49

Veep is the shit. FOH.
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