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Postby jack_daniels » 23 Feb 2005, 20:57

Our coach should be Jay Triano or the Argentinian coach. Triano who was Canada's coach, did a lot with not much. He took them all the way to the round of 16, which is quite the achievement.
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Postby Beer Goggles » 23 Feb 2005, 21:09

jack_daniels wrote:Our coach should be Jay Triano or the Argentinian coach. Triano who was Canada's coach, did a lot with not much. He took them all the way to the round of 16, which is quite the achievement.


Of course, we could have several coaches (i.e. assistants)

JD, with the seemingly new acquisition of Duncan (and possibly Raja Bell) go ahead and tell me what you think our starting lineup could be.

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Postby Scoring Machine » 23 Feb 2005, 22:23

ohhhhhhhhhh Assistant Coaches.... that's a GOOD idea, I'm down!

I'll start thinking!
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Postby Snake » 24 Feb 2005, 01:42

Bacon Amare over Shaq? Or are we all counting injuries now?
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Postby mister bacon » 24 Feb 2005, 11:59

Snake wrote:Bacon Amare over Shaq? Or are we all counting injuries now?


No, Shaq is still on the team. Amare is in for the Tim Duncan Robot.. and I just decided to make that lineup as a "What the hell" Lineup.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 24 Feb 2005, 13:36

I think the Tim Duncan Robot is my new favorite robot. He just beat out the pooping robot from Conan.
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Postby JohnnyDamon » 24 Feb 2005, 13:54

My favorite robot is Bendy Rodriguez, or Bender.

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Postby mister bacon » 24 Feb 2005, 13:57

Big Scary Monster wrote:I think the Tim Duncan Robot is my new favorite robot. He just beat out the pooping robot from Conan.


My friends and I also call him "The Brontosaurus"

Small head, long neck. Cranes his head around and screams when he gets angered.. but the Tim Duncan Robot is more apropos
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Postby thedudeabides » 24 Feb 2005, 14:06

I would just like to passively suggest that Luc Longly be an assistant coach on the All-World/non-europe/non US team.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 24 Feb 2005, 14:51

I think that Dikembe should also be allowed to be an assistant. Either that, or he should be the team's media director so he could be on hand for all press conferences.
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Postby Snake » 24 Feb 2005, 16:02

Does Okafor qualify for the international team?
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Postby mandingo » 24 Feb 2005, 16:05

I believe Okafor was born in Texas. Just has a very African name
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Postby TheWolf » 24 Feb 2005, 16:12

I think you're right mandingo (speaking of African names).
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Postby Snake » 24 Feb 2005, 16:13

My mistake, I thought I had read he was from somewhere else.
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Postby Big Scary Monster » 24 Feb 2005, 18:30

Snake wrote:My mistake, I thought I had read he was from somewhere else.


You're just racist against african sounding names! jk.
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