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Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 27 Jan 2011, 15:50

A thread to post amusing and/or retarded things that athletes or other random sports type people tweet.

To start:

Antonio Cromartie wrote:@Hasselbeck hey Matt if u have something to then say it be a man about it. Don't erase it. I will smash ur face in.


http://twitter.com/A_Cromartie31/status ... 6865778688
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby ctz31 » 27 Jan 2011, 16:08

Since we will probably have to wait a few hours for an another athlete to say something retarded, here is an oldie but a goodie.

When Stevie Johnson blamed God for dropping the winning TD against the Steeelers:

StevieJohnson13 Stevie Johnson
I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!!! AND THIS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORGET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO...


I like the thx tho. I started following him after this, and he hasn't said anything remotely interesting since.
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 27 Jan 2011, 16:13

Found this on deadspin/edsbs: Florida Gators safety Will Hill, a national treasure.

Its 636 in the morning and I here a fuckin knock at my door and I'm like who the fuck is this come to find out its my first fuck of the day sour


Blowing on that sour wit mommy in the passenger givin me head


Nigga I go harder than a russian


I need a bitch wit some fire head come thru suck me off and dnt let no nut hit the bed straight swallow .... Sour


Sour indeed.

/the fuck's sour?
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 27 Jan 2011, 16:22

sour is weed, or an adjective used to describe someone who is visually disturbing, ugly, and/or nasty

per Urban.

Wait til Lebron gets ahold of that one...
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 29 Jan 2011, 12:53

Ochocinco begging people to come eat with him in Atlanta

I'll assume everybody is at work in Atlanta so I'll be eating Thumbs Up by myself, superb workout at LA fitness #teamswole


I know y'all (Atlanta) ain't acting stuck up where yall can't come eat breakfast with a ninja,child please y'all bosses it's Friday let's go


Thumbs up Marrietta at 12 noon, don't worry about work I'll hire you if you get fired, f_ck it it's the weekend let's go,brunch on me


If you don't show up to eat and I know you live here I will personally curse each one of you mofo's out on twitter, thank you #management


And then partying later that night

The Entire City Is @CreamLoungeATL TONIGHT, Partying w/ Chad @OchoCinco and Special Invited Guest!! DON"T MISS IT!!!


# If you are a permanent resident of Atlanta I salute you (only way to sum up the fuckery) this is hilirical=hilarious n hysterical


Atlanta = awesome = wow= did you see that= purchase home in Alpharetta or Johns Creek *where's the realtor (Evelyn pack we're moving)


And the next morning...

Goodmorning 2 all who r up n those who haven't arisen, may y'all Saturday be full of #Fuckery n somewhat #Hilirical=hilarious-hysterical


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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby Clayton Bigsby » 17 Feb 2011, 09:14

T.O. and Ocho going at it on twitter. Probably jokes, but who knows.

Ocho wrote:I love the media,I want out few years back im disgruntled n a distraction,I was sick of losing,Carson is tired of losing its still my fault?


Ocho wrote:double standard meet Chad. Chad meet double standard. I'll let you two mingle.#childplease


Ocho wrote:@terrellowens Man its your f_cking fault my QB is retiring, I should whoop your ass cause they're blaming me you f_cking Diva!!!


TO wrote:@ochocinco I should whoop ur a** 4 asking me 2 come 2 Cincy! Yeh it's my fault tht he's retiring but not if I woulda had 15 TDs instead of 9


Ocho wrote:@terrellowens F_ck yo touchdowns we went 4-12 and now my QB is leaving and they blaming me,you taking 50% of the blame for this sh_t!!!


Ocho wrote:Cincinnati Bengals rock!!! Anybody that doesn't like us F_ck you and the horse you rode in on!!! Who F_cking Dey!!!


TO wrote:@ochocinco And so much ur "Batman & Robin" idea!!


TO wrote:@ochocinco Where the hell ws Robin all year?


Ocho wrote:I was having a bad day until I realized!!! I look good than a mofo http://twitpic.com/40lifs
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby someguysomewhere » 17 Feb 2011, 11:21

Ron Ron kept things in perspective after last night's loss to the Cavs.

Ron Artest wrote:i just got a call from from jesus he says you are the worst player in the history of the game but i love you thanks jesus
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby TVF wannabe » 03 Mar 2011, 10:35

Amareisreal Amar'e Stoudemire
Fresh pair of #Nikes, Cell phones fully charged, Bentley gas tank on max. D&G watch set to Eastern time zone. Routine #Swag check. Good AM
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby nova » 03 Mar 2011, 10:42

I don't know if he's an "athlete" but this was pretty damn funny to me:

@JayBilas I was recruited by BYU, and didn't know coffee, tea, and ***** were no-no's . Told about disdain for profanity. Then, I played for Coach K.


If I wasn't a MANG in training, I'd follow this Bilas guy on the Twitter.
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby Colonel Angus » 03 Mar 2011, 10:44

nasty nova wrote:I don't know if he's an "athlete" but this was pretty damn funny to me:

@JayBilas I was recruited by BYU, and didn't know coffee, tea, and ***** were no-no's . Told about disdain for profanity. Then, I played for Coach K.


If I wasn't a MANG in training, I'd follow this Bilas guy on the Twitter.


I discovered the Bilas Twitter feed recently too. Pretty good stuff.
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby someguysomewhere » 03 Mar 2011, 10:47

Colonel Angus wrote:
nasty nova wrote:I don't know if he's an "athlete" but this was pretty damn funny to me:

@JayBilas I was recruited by BYU, and didn't know coffee, tea, and ***** were no-no's . Told about disdain for profanity. Then, I played for Coach K.


If I wasn't a MANG in training, I'd follow this Bilas guy on the Twitter.


I discovered the Bilas Twitter feed recently too. Pretty good stuff.


I think he only joined Twitter last week. The tweets about Raft are hilarious.
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby PornoGil » 09 Mar 2011, 16:10

Kareem Jackson of the Texans posted pics on Twitter of a cock-fight he attended in the DR, where it's legal. Some of his (white) followers didn't like it. I'm sure he'll be suspended 4 games over this nonsense.
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby someguysomewhere » 09 Mar 2011, 18:44

PornoGil wrote:Kareem Jackson of the Texans posted pics on Twitter of a cock-fight he attended in the DR, where it's legal. Some of his (white) followers didn't like it. I'm sure he'll be suspended 4 games over this nonsense.


Still nasty and vile and I have no idea why someone would want to see it, but what the fuck? Chickens ain't pets, they're dinner.
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby nova » 10 Mar 2011, 10:45

Jay Bilas needs to follow Raftery around for the rest of his life:

@JayBilas Bill Raftery, when asked about his big briefcase: "It's my research and material. You'd be really impressed, if McDonough let me talk." about 7 hours ago


@JayBilas Bill Raftery to bartender: "Hey, give me another one of these, just to see if I like it. Sprinkle the infield, too." about 7 hours ago
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Re: Athletes Tweet The Darndest Things!

Postby JichaelDick » 14 Mar 2011, 12:56

Cappie Pondexter, who demanded that Don Imus be fired for calling her a "nappy-headed ho," has this to say about the earthquake/tsunami/nuclear meltdown in Japan.

"maybe god was tired of the way they treated there own people"! If u quote something do it rt I'm not the enemy


u just never knw! They did pearl harbor so u can't expect anything less


When someone told her that Japan didn't have nuclear weapons, what with them nearly being blown off the face of the earth because of them wrote:r u jap?
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