The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby JT99 » 13 Sep 2017, 11:45

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Gregs Kite wrote:Pretty good rant on the 9/11 podcast about how the news media (specifically the always balanced Rolling Stone in this case) is essentially whining and crying and whining and complaining and whining and braying about anything and everything Trump day after day after every fucking day when absolutely nothing changes (sound familiar?), instead of focusing on like, actual issues like the shit food we're eating, how the banks have us enslaved and how we're getting microshipped and fingerprinted and having our identities basically put on Craigslist.


But yeah, Russia, man....


I enjoy Burr's podcast. But I think he may be the only person still arguing (mostly with himself) about Deflategate.

As for the Top 5 bits. I'd add his '80's comedian/Seinfeld voice. That always get a chuckle.

"WHYYYYY don't they just move the people to where the hurricanes aren't going. I mean..."


You make a fair point about Deflategate, despite the bullshitted-ness of Brady's treatment, I'd prefer he let it go, as well.

Good call on the 80s voice.

I would also add any time he adds "......gross!" to anything, his reads, a question, etc., it makes me laugh.


That's also a good one. I stopped just before questions this week. I'm also concerned that his sobriety might start to cut into the antics (see also: Sharpe, Iron Mike) and the whole thing will devolve into fatherhood/racing/helicopter talk.


The thing I noticed about these sobriety streaks is once he falls off, he falls off hard and it's great. Either he goes to a sporting event or just says fuck it after a gig. I'm not worried about that.

I don't mind the helicopter talk, because he typically mixes in some funny almost mishaps/crashes. The racing talk sucks out loud, though. I'd rather listen to #s read me the phonebook.


No need to read it, got it all up here...

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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Gregs Kite » 13 Sep 2017, 11:46

JT99 wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Goose wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
Goose wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Pretty good rant on the 9/11 podcast about how the news media (specifically the always balanced Rolling Stone in this case) is essentially whining and crying and whining and complaining and whining and braying about anything and everything Trump day after day after every fucking day when absolutely nothing changes (sound familiar?), instead of focusing on like, actual issues like the shit food we're eating, how the banks have us enslaved and how we're getting microshipped and fingerprinted and having our identities basically put on Craigslist.


But yeah, Russia, man....


I enjoy Burr's podcast. But I think he may be the only person still arguing (mostly with himself) about Deflategate.

As for the Top 5 bits. I'd add his '80's comedian/Seinfeld voice. That always get a chuckle.

"WHYYYYY don't they just move the people to where the hurricanes aren't going. I mean..."


You make a fair point about Deflategate, despite the bullshitted-ness of Brady's treatment, I'd prefer he let it go, as well.

Good call on the 80s voice.

I would also add any time he adds "......gross!" to anything, his reads, a question, etc., it makes me laugh.


That's also a good one. I stopped just before questions this week. I'm also concerned that his sobriety might start to cut into the antics (see also: Sharpe, Iron Mike) and the whole thing will devolve into fatherhood/racing/helicopter talk.


The thing I noticed about these sobriety streaks is once he falls off, he falls off hard and it's great. Either he goes to a sporting event or just says fuck it after a gig. I'm not worried about that.

I don't mind the helicopter talk, because he typically mixes in some funny almost mishaps/crashes. The racing talk sucks out loud, though. I'd rather listen to #s read me the phonebook.


No need to read it, got it all up here...

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It's funny because he's a lunatic.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Gregs Kite » 17 Oct 2017, 11:58

The 10/16 podcast is great. Ol' Freckles is in a classic old man, cunty mood.

The Falcons game re-cap had me in tears. LOL.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby TheWolf » 30 Oct 2017, 07:21

Ol' Freckle Face made a pro-BarstIool comment on last week's podcast. I assume he's in prison by now.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Gregs Kite » 28 Nov 2017, 13:15

11/20 podcast, about five minutes left. I LOLed.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Gregs Kite » 06 Dec 2017, 12:41

Last 20-30 minutes of the 12/5 podcast was pisser. Bill was laying into the Lovely Nia about wanting to tag along when he did a gig in Santa Barbara, and why she never wanted to tag along to the shitty cities. She started in with the womanly "What, you don't want me there? I'll cramp you style?"

This led to Bill revealing that when he was on the road before having the kid he was bullshitting her every time he told her he was lonely, he missed her, etc. He explained that's what guys do to shut the woman up and make it seem like he's not having fun without her, which of COURSE he is.

She was incredulous. I laughed out loud a lot.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby TheWolf » 06 Dec 2017, 12:45

Gregs Kite wrote:Last 20-30 minutes of the 12/5 podcast was pisser. Bill was laying into the Lovely Nia about wanting to tag along when he did a gig in Santa Barbara, and why she never wanted to tag along to the shitty cities. She started in with the womanly "What, you don't want me there? I'll cramp you style?"

This led to Bill revealing that when he was on the road before having the kid he was bullshitting her every time he told her he was lonely, he missed her, etc. He explained that's what guys do to shut the woman up and make it seem like he's not having fun without her, which of COURSE he is.

She was incredulous. I laughed out loud a lot.


This sounds excellent. I look forward to listening to it some time this week.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 06 Dec 2017, 13:35

Burr is on Crashing this season.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Goose » 06 Dec 2017, 13:40

TheWolf wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Last 20-30 minutes of the 12/5 podcast was pisser. Bill was laying into the Lovely Nia about wanting to tag along when he did a gig in Santa Barbara, and why she never wanted to tag along to the shitty cities. She started in with the womanly "What, you don't want me there? I'll cramp you style?"

This led to Bill revealing that when he was on the road before having the kid he was bullshitting her every time he told her he was lonely, he missed her, etc. He explained that's what guys do to shut the woman up and make it seem like he's not having fun without her, which of COURSE he is.

She was incredulous. I laughed out loud a lot.


This sounds excellent. I look forward to listening to it some time this week.


The end of that podcast seemed to switch from work to shoot and back quite a few times. She seemed really upset when he mentioned her spending his money.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Gregs Kite » 06 Dec 2017, 13:59

Goose wrote:
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Gregs Kite wrote:Last 20-30 minutes of the 12/5 podcast was pisser. Bill was laying into the Lovely Nia about wanting to tag along when he did a gig in Santa Barbara, and why she never wanted to tag along to the shitty cities. She started in with the womanly "What, you don't want me there? I'll cramp you style?"

This led to Bill revealing that when he was on the road before having the kid he was bullshitting her every time he told her he was lonely, he missed her, etc. He explained that's what guys do to shut the woman up and make it seem like he's not having fun without her, which of COURSE he is.

She was incredulous. I laughed out loud a lot.


This sounds excellent. I look forward to listening to it some time this week.


The end of that podcast seemed to switch from work to shoot and back quite a few times. She seemed really upset when he mentioned her spending his money.


Yeah, I wonder if it was him deciding to needle her because she was high. Either way, it was awesome.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby TheWolf » 29 Dec 2017, 16:10

I parked next to a car today with the license plate MEE. I said "for meeeee" out loud to no one and then giggled like a school girl.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Gregs Kite » 05 Jan 2018, 13:04

The 1/4 Thursday Afternoon Just Before Friday Monday Morning Podcast was fantastic. Ol' Billy seems to have the post-holiday anger and tension that literally everyone on earf has. It was hysterical.
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Incogneetus69 » 05 Jan 2018, 21:06

The thing about bill is I don’t feel like I’m missing anything by not listening. It’s a lot of bill esque transitions like “ahh what do I know “ or whatever and then the same kinda beats get hit. Idk it’s like I can hear his gears turning and predict the next thing to transpire in the podcast. Also who’s gonna risk wasting material or saying anything controversial for me undies money. I haven’t really latched onto a memorable moment since the Indianapolis story
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby TheWolf » 06 Jan 2018, 00:18

Incogneetus69 wrote:The thing about bill is I don’t feel like I’m missing anything by not listening. It’s a lot of bill esque transitions like “ahh what do I know “ or whatever and then the same kinda beats get hit. Idk it’s like I can hear his gears turning and predict the next thing to transpire in the podcast. Also who’s gonna risk wasting material or saying anything controversial for me undies money. I haven’t really latched onto a memorable moment since the Indianapolis story


I don't really disagree with this, but he still makes me laugh. :beatsme:
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Re: The Monday Morning Podcast w/ Bill Burr

Postby Gregs Kite » 08 Jan 2018, 12:37

His pronunciation of "mah whife" is skyrocketing up my favorite Burrisms.
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