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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby the cheese » 27 Sep 2016, 13:44

Gregs Kite wrote:
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BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
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BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:great content, guys


Don't you have an Eagles thread to go force complaints in?


Dont you have more SOTSG members to run off? #RIPBergerBoy


Just one more. :mrgreen:


Keep it up garg, it'll just be the pattycake crew and the delco mean street posse.

And that, my friend, will be boring.


Hang on, hang on, I thought you, of all people, loved the ultra-exclusivity of the small band of whimsical posters. Or does that only apply to your Hall of Sand?


You're driving off all of the whimsy.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby TheWolf » 27 Sep 2016, 13:47

the cheese wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
the cheese wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:great content, guys


Don't you have an Eagles thread to go force complaints in?


Dont you have more SOTSG members to run off? #RIPBergerBoy


Just one more. :mrgreen:


Keep it up garg, it'll just be the pattycake crew and the delco mean street posse.

And that, my friend, will be boring.


Hang on, hang on, I thought you, of all people, loved the ultra-exclusivity of the small band of whimsical posters. Or does that only apply to your Hall of Sand?


You're driving off all of the whimsy.


There's a girl in Pup 1's class named Whimsy. I fucking hate hippies.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby the cheese » 27 Sep 2016, 13:56

Really? That's fucking bad.

The elder curds had a kid in their class named Morgandy. She was white.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby CourtesyFlush » 27 Sep 2016, 14:01

the cheese wrote:Really? That's fucking bad.

The elder curds had a kid in their class named Morgandy. She was white.

The dad was probably a fan of Morganna the kissing bandit

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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 27 Sep 2016, 14:20

Gregs Kite wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Brady passed 310 yards in the '16 title game against what is the most fearsome defense in the history of ever. But he's just a system QB. I dunno, I just watch the games. Can I whine that Gostkowski was drunk and that's why he missed the extra point, forcing Brady to go for two at the end? Or does that weak cop out only count when Peyton's involved? Let me know.

STATZ are fun. Mold them, shape them, any way you want them.


I don't think Gostkowski has the history of being a liquored up kicker that Vanderjagt did, so there's that. And again, I watched the 2003 AFC Championship Game...Brady wasn't really that great that day, but Peyton was bad and Tom didn't fuck up. 3-2 is 3-2. Sorry not sorry.


So we can blame kickers when Peyton loses, but when Brady loses it's because he's a mediocre system QB? Got it.

Tom didn't fuck up, so what, the win doesn't count? Again, you guys are holding onto that third win STATZ like a 13 year old boy clutching his first boner. No sane, logical person who watches football casually, intently, or by accident will honestly say Manning had anything to do with that win. But clutch that number tightly if it makes you feel better.

Who's next?

Then give up Tawmy's first Super Bowl. DREW got them in and the D won it. He was last year's Peyton on that team
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Sep 2016, 14:21

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Brady passed 310 yards in the '16 title game against what is the most fearsome defense in the history of ever. But he's just a system QB. I dunno, I just watch the games. Can I whine that Gostkowski was drunk and that's why he missed the extra point, forcing Brady to go for two at the end? Or does that weak cop out only count when Peyton's involved? Let me know.

STATZ are fun. Mold them, shape them, any way you want them.


I don't think Gostkowski has the history of being a liquored up kicker that Vanderjagt did, so there's that. And again, I watched the 2003 AFC Championship Game...Brady wasn't really that great that day, but Peyton was bad and Tom didn't fuck up. 3-2 is 3-2. Sorry not sorry.


So we can blame kickers when Peyton loses, but when Brady loses it's because he's a mediocre system QB? Got it.

Tom didn't fuck up, so what, the win doesn't count? Again, you guys are holding onto that third win STATZ like a 13 year old boy clutching his first boner. No sane, logical person who watches football casually, intently, or by accident will honestly say Manning had anything to do with that win. But clutch that number tightly if it makes you feel better.

Who's next?

Then give up Tawmy's first Super Bowl. DREW got them in and the D won it. He was last year's Peyton on that team


Oh now you've gone and done it. Wait until ONTB sees this.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby Gregs Kite » 27 Sep 2016, 14:24

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Brady passed 310 yards in the '16 title game against what is the most fearsome defense in the history of ever. But he's just a system QB. I dunno, I just watch the games. Can I whine that Gostkowski was drunk and that's why he missed the extra point, forcing Brady to go for two at the end? Or does that weak cop out only count when Peyton's involved? Let me know.

STATZ are fun. Mold them, shape them, any way you want them.


I don't think Gostkowski has the history of being a liquored up kicker that Vanderjagt did, so there's that. And again, I watched the 2003 AFC Championship Game...Brady wasn't really that great that day, but Peyton was bad and Tom didn't fuck up. 3-2 is 3-2. Sorry not sorry.


So we can blame kickers when Peyton loses, but when Brady loses it's because he's a mediocre system QB? Got it.

Tom didn't fuck up, so what, the win doesn't count? Again, you guys are holding onto that third win STATZ like a 13 year old boy clutching his first boner. No sane, logical person who watches football casually, intently, or by accident will honestly say Manning had anything to do with that win. But clutch that number tightly if it makes you feel better.

Who's next?

Then give up Tawmy's first Super Bowl. DREW got them in and the D won it. He was last year's Peyton on that team


Vinatieri was on the defense?
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby TheWolf » 27 Sep 2016, 14:27

the cheese wrote:Really? That's fucking bad.

The elder curds had a kid in their class named Morgandy. She was white.


Technically, no, not really. She's not in his class, but she is in another kindergarten class at his school. Her name is Whimsy though, and I hate her parents for it.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Sep 2016, 14:29

TheWolf wrote:
the cheese wrote:Really? That's fucking bad.

The elder curds had a kid in their class named Morgandy. She was white.


Technically, no, not really. She's not in his class, but she is in another kindergarten class at his school. Her name is Whimsy though, and I hate her parents for it.


Whimsy is a damn good stripper name, IMO.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby the cheese » 27 Sep 2016, 14:32

JichaelDick wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
the cheese wrote:Really? That's fucking bad.

The elder curds had a kid in their class named Morgandy. She was white.


Technically, no, not really. She's not in his class, but she is in another kindergarten class at his school. Her name is Whimsy though, and I hate her parents for it.


Whimsy is a damn good stripper name, IMO.


Best stripper name I've ever encountered in the wild was Ricky Bobby. About three years after Talladega Nights came out. She couldn't have been more than 20.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 27 Sep 2016, 14:35

Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Brady passed 310 yards in the '16 title game against what is the most fearsome defense in the history of ever. But he's just a system QB. I dunno, I just watch the games. Can I whine that Gostkowski was drunk and that's why he missed the extra point, forcing Brady to go for two at the end? Or does that weak cop out only count when Peyton's involved? Let me know.

STATZ are fun. Mold them, shape them, any way you want them.


I don't think Gostkowski has the history of being a liquored up kicker that Vanderjagt did, so there's that. And again, I watched the 2003 AFC Championship Game...Brady wasn't really that great that day, but Peyton was bad and Tom didn't fuck up. 3-2 is 3-2. Sorry not sorry.


So we can blame kickers when Peyton loses, but when Brady loses it's because he's a mediocre system QB? Got it.

Tom didn't fuck up, so what, the win doesn't count? Again, you guys are holding onto that third win STATZ like a 13 year old boy clutching his first boner. No sane, logical person who watches football casually, intently, or by accident will honestly say Manning had anything to do with that win. But clutch that number tightly if it makes you feel better.

Who's next?

Then give up Tawmy's first Super Bowl. DREW got them in and the D won it. He was last year's Peyton on that team


Vinatieri was on the defense?

Brady deserves credit for Vinatieri?
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby Gregs Kite » 27 Sep 2016, 14:38

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
Gregs Kite wrote:Brady passed 310 yards in the '16 title game against what is the most fearsome defense in the history of ever. But he's just a system QB. I dunno, I just watch the games. Can I whine that Gostkowski was drunk and that's why he missed the extra point, forcing Brady to go for two at the end? Or does that weak cop out only count when Peyton's involved? Let me know.

STATZ are fun. Mold them, shape them, any way you want them.


I don't think Gostkowski has the history of being a liquored up kicker that Vanderjagt did, so there's that. And again, I watched the 2003 AFC Championship Game...Brady wasn't really that great that day, but Peyton was bad and Tom didn't fuck up. 3-2 is 3-2. Sorry not sorry.


So we can blame kickers when Peyton loses, but when Brady loses it's because he's a mediocre system QB? Got it.

Tom didn't fuck up, so what, the win doesn't count? Again, you guys are holding onto that third win STATZ like a 13 year old boy clutching his first boner. No sane, logical person who watches football casually, intently, or by accident will honestly say Manning had anything to do with that win. But clutch that number tightly if it makes you feel better.

Who's next?

Then give up Tawmy's first Super Bowl. DREW got them in and the D won it. He was last year's Peyton on that team


Vinatieri was on the defense?

Brady deserves credit for Vinatieri?


According to you, the D won it. Using that logic and remembering the game where Vinatieri scored a three point kick to win the game, ipso facto Vinatieri is on the defense, according to you.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Sep 2016, 14:42

To be fair, the D did score a TD in that game they won by 3. Ipso facto, Lombardi belongs to the D.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby Gregs Kite » 27 Sep 2016, 14:45

JichaelDick wrote:To be fair, the D did score a TD in that game they won by 3. Ipso facto, Lombardi belongs to the D.


I forgot the D's touchdown made it 20-17, Patriots. What was the final score of the game, anyway? I'll hang up and listen. And laugh.
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Re: The "Sports" Guy Twitter

Postby JichaelDick » 27 Sep 2016, 14:53

Gregs Kite wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:To be fair, the D did score a TD in that game they won by 3. Ipso facto, Lombardi belongs to the D.


I forgot the D's touchdown made it 20-17, Patriots. What was the final score of the game, anyway? I'll hang up and listen. And laugh.


20-17. Take that away, it's 17-13 (well, more likely 17-10, because Vinatieri never kicks the last second FG). We've been over this.
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