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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Ogie Oglethorpe » 12 May 2011, 09:54

mister bacon wrote:fuck that dude, i hope he goes to prison for five years.

If Howard Bryant did it you'd be holding vigil outside the police station.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 12 May 2011, 11:53

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
mister bacon wrote:fuck that dude, i hope he goes to prison for five years.

If Howard Bryant did it you'd be holding vigil outside the police station.


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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby mister bacon » 12 May 2011, 12:02

Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
mister bacon wrote:fuck that dude, i hope he goes to prison for five years.

If Howard Bryant did it you'd be holding vigil outside the police station.


who is howard bryant?

mariotti wrote multiple articles about every athlete that ever got arrested advocating that they practically be banned from the sport. if he wasn't such an asshole to everyone else, people wouldn't be calling for him to get the book thrown at him. as usual, the people with the loudest mouths about crime and punishment turn out to be the biggest hypocrites.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby kaskomm09 » 12 May 2011, 12:13

mister bacon wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
mister bacon wrote:fuck that dude, i hope he goes to prison for five years.

If Howard Bryant did it you'd be holding vigil outside the police station.


who is howard bryant?

mariotti wrote multiple articles about every athlete that ever got arrested advocating that they practically be banned from the sport. if he wasn't such an asshole to everyone else, people wouldn't be calling for him to get the book thrown at him. as usual, the people with the loudest mouths about crime and punishment turn out to be the biggest hypocrites.


Spot on. Some of you may remember him calling for LeGarrett Blount to be jailed after throwing a punch in the postgame of that UO-Boise game. If not, here's a synopsis of his discussion with Whitlock on it, well after the fact and given time to sit and think on it. After his first assault allegations, if fact.

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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby mister bacon » 12 May 2011, 12:54

what a stupid cockbag. fuck this guy.

i hope all the bad things in life happen to him, and only him. now if you'll excuse me, i have to put some water in woody paige's mama's bowl...
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 12 May 2011, 13:18

Howard Bryant needs to realize he is on TV and drop the homo giant hoop earring. Also, he has a domestic violence charge as well. What a weirdo. Dude, we all know youre a DL 'brotha', you dont need to be hitting cunts to try to prove you arent a fag.

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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 07 Aug 2013, 12:57

He's back!

Following in the footsteps of Grantland, MMQB, and the new Gammons site, Mariotti had his own site now. Still lacks any semblance of self awareness.

http://www.awfulannouncing.com/2013/aug ... lanet.html


http://www.mariottishow.com/
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 09 Mar 2015, 09:26

SF Examiner hires Mariotti to be their sports director / columnist. Apparently the examiner is a free daily news paper in 'cisco.

http://m.sfexaminer.com/sanfrancisco/ma ... id=2922691
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 11 May 2015, 14:21

Who wants to read Mariotti's take on the Simmons situation?

http://m.sfexaminer.com/sanfrancisco/ma ... id=2929469


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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby JichaelDick » 11 May 2015, 14:22

...Mariotti's not really WRONG about Gawker, but he ain't the one that needs to be leading that charge.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 11 May 2015, 16:22

I chuckled at this part:

I’ve had my squabbles with corporate management. But my complaints were legitimate


The shots at Nate Silver seemed unprovoked and unnecessary too. And the Whitlock section was just confusing.

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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby nova » 12 May 2015, 07:16

Next, ESPN is trying an African-American site with an editor, Jason Whitlock, who isn’t liked by many African-American writers and is more comfortable in a strip joint than in any mentoring position. The site’s marquee hire so far was a white journalist, Mike Wise.


I would imagine there's been more mentoring in strip clubs - either by strippers or patrons - than any other venue in the world.

Semi-related: Mike Wise fucking sucks. He's a whiny liberal faggot.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby theken » 12 May 2015, 07:26

From the same paragraph ....
ESPN also killed sportswriting when it gave a major platform to a statistics geek, Nate Silver, failing to realize that sport is best covered via the exploration of human emotion, not the joyless crunching of numbers.

Oh?

In the process, the network chased off Rick Reilly, only the greatest sportswriter of his generation and someone who broke news responsibly, covered games and press conferences on site, interviewed subjects, understood libel law and carried the profession with savvy.

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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby JT99 » 12 May 2015, 07:31

nova wrote:
Next, ESPN is trying an African-American site with an editor, Jason Whitlock, who isn’t liked by many African-American writers and is more comfortable in a strip joint than in any mentoring position. The site’s marquee hire so far was a white journalist, Mike Wise.


I would imagine there's been more mentoring in strip clubs - either by strippers or patrons - than any other venue in the world.

Semi-related: Mike Wise fucking sucks. He's a whiny liberal faggot.


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He went to Fresno State, for fuck's sake.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Colonel Angus » 12 May 2015, 07:34

JT99 wrote:
nova wrote:
Next, ESPN is trying an African-American site with an editor, Jason Whitlock, who isn’t liked by many African-American writers and is more comfortable in a strip joint than in any mentoring position. The site’s marquee hire so far was a white journalist, Mike Wise.


I would imagine there's been more mentoring in strip clubs - either by strippers or patrons - than any other venue in the world.

Semi-related: Mike Wise fucking sucks. He's a whiny liberal faggot.


Quite possibly the worst Twitter follow ever. REALLY tries to pass himself off as an intellectual but the only smart things that he ever posts are re-tweets of other people's words.

He went to Fresno State, for fuck's sake.


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