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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby mister bacon » 21 Aug 2010, 11:30

nasty nova wrote:Kasko's wet dream becomes a reality.

ESPN personalities and sports columnist Jay Mariotti was arrested overnight by Los Angeles police officers in the Pacific division.

He was booked on suspicion of a felony, but officials would not provide further details.

A source with knowledge of the case described it as a domestic disturbance charge involving his girlfriend. He was being held on $50,000 bail.


Fuck. yeah.

ETA: Didn't know Jew Jitsu worked for the LA Times.



this is BRILLIANT. i cant wait for the mugshot.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby mister bacon » 21 Aug 2010, 12:42

# At some point I'm going to feel bad about reveling in Mariotti's lowest moment. Until that point ... drinks on me! 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# @zipyrich Was wondering why I hadn't heard from you! Thank you again. You can DRAW. I mean, better than I can write. And, um, I'm good 3 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to zipyrich

# @CJStarchild hahahahahhah don't do THAT 3 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to CJStarchild

# I need Mariotti's mug shot. I need it now. Mug shot. Mariotti. Now. I bet his eyes are red from bawling like a baby that motherf------ 4 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# True RT @KySportsRadio: There is little I've enjoyed more than Doyel's reaction when I told him the Mariotti news on phone. Kid at Christmas 6 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# @murphsturph hahahahha Murphy!!! 7 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to murphsturph

# I think I'm done. I need a cigarette. Just like Mariotti's cellmate will want one in about, oh ... now. 8 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Just a guess, but if Mariotti DID hit somebody, he used an open hand. Guy like that hasn't thrown a punch in his life. 9 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# He writes strong, but ducks athletes. He screams on TV, but ducks writers. He flies around world to watch the game on press room TV. A--hole 11 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# @EricinHouston Well, thank you! 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to EricinHouston

# People keep asking, 'Why do you hate Mariotti?' I say, 140 characters ain't enough to explain. 140 pages might do it. If I don't use vowels 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# If the subject of this story were an athlete, Mariotti would call for his dismissal. Just saying ... 14 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Mariotti in jail on $50,000 bail. Mariotti in jail on $50,000 bail. Mariotti ... sorry. Please, nobody pinch me. This is the best dream ever 15 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# @NJ_StevePoliti No worries. I'm doing it to myself at the moment 17 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to NJ_StevePoliti

# And if anybody thought I MIGHT be a big enough man to let this go, sorry. I'm tiny. And Mariotti deserves everything he gets in the shower 18 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# By the way, here's the link to Mariotti's arrest, also known as Christmas in August: http://bit.ly/a5DcVG 19 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# If you're waiting for someone to rush to Mariotti's defense as a character witness, it could be a while. Grab a book. War and Peace, maybe 21 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# What's the max penalty for domestic violence in California, anyway? Please tell me it's a capital crime out there. 22 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# People like to say that this writer, or that writer, is hated. Wrong. Some of us are disliked. Mariotti? Truly hated. 24 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# I think I've said enough about Mariotti. In closing, I will say this: Jay, PLEASE drop the soap in the shower 27 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# If Jay'd been working, he'd have the alibi of all those people who saw him in locker room, interviewing players. Oh, right. Never mind 28 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Look, there's nothing funny about domestic abuse. Except for when Mariotti is accused. And then it's absolutely hilarious. 29 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Hell, I might just get myself arrested in L.A. so I can share a cell with sweet lil' Jay. But then, I'd have to take a number. He's so cute! 30 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Where's the rest of the story? That, after (allegedly) hitting his girlfriend, that she then kicked Mariotti's ass for 45 minutes? 33 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Oh to be a fly on the wall in Ozzie Guillen's house ... or to be at Guillen's pregame media briefing later today in Kansas City 34 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Mariotti accused of hitting his girlfriend? I can't believe it. Mariotti has a girlfriend??!?! 36 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Only a coward hits a woman. So you can't possibly believe Mariotti would hit a woman unless you believe he's a coward. Oh, wait ... 37 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# So. Jay Mariotti, huh? Where. Do. I. Be. Gin. 38 minutes ago via TweetDeck


gregg doyel KILLING Mariotti. just KILLING him. something tells me that these may be hidden or removed later, but for now... thanks shamgung.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby IhateTomBrady » 21 Aug 2010, 18:51

I don't know how I missed this Roger Ebert article from 2008 but he linked it on his twitter:
Jay Mariotti's arrest makes me fondly remember my farewell column after the rat left the Sun-Times: http://j.mp/cFWDNF


http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbc ... /808289997
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby mister bacon » 22 Aug 2010, 08:02

http://jay-mariotti.fanhouse.com/2009/0 ... or-blount/


jay mariotti wanted JAIL TIME for legarret blount. ha!
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 23 Aug 2010, 11:31

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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 23 Aug 2010, 12:46

I am mesmerized by Mariotti's forehead:

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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Jew Jitsu » 23 Aug 2010, 13:11

''get yo wig pushed back, by the wig push backer''-sigel
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby White Lightning » 23 Aug 2010, 20:09

I enjoyed the eye witness account in Deadspin

http://deadspin.com/5619582/jay-mariotti-domestic-dispute-witness-he-grabbed-her-by-the-hair#comments

I'm assuming they edited out "Baba Booey" at the end because there is no way the whiffle ball bat brandishing is real.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby kaskomm09 » 24 Aug 2010, 11:29

nasty nova wrote:Kasko's wet dream becomes a reality.

ESPN personalities and sports columnist Jay Mariotti was arrested overnight by Los Angeles police officers in the Pacific division.

He was booked on suspicion of a felony, but officials would not provide further details.

A source with knowledge of the case described it as a domestic disturbance charge involving his girlfriend. He was being held on $50,000 bail.


Fuck. yeah.

ETA: Didn't know Jew Jitsu worked for the LA Times.


This is superb. I was out of town for the weekend at a good friends' wedding. The text message from my brother informing me of the felony may have been the highlight of the weekend.

Bacon posted it up, but here's the screen shots and article on Doyle's twitter flaming of Mariotti: http://www.tauntr.com/content/cbs-gregg ... y-mariotti
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 28 Aug 2010, 16:10

mister bacon love watching soccer. baseball is about as exciting as scratching my balls.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Booharv » 29 Aug 2010, 08:18

mister bacon wrote:
# At some point I'm going to feel bad about reveling in Mariotti's lowest moment. Until that point ... drinks on me! 2 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# @zipyrich Was wondering why I hadn't heard from you! Thank you again. You can DRAW. I mean, better than I can write. And, um, I'm good 3 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to zipyrich

# @CJStarchild hahahahahhah don't do THAT 3 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to CJStarchild

# I need Mariotti's mug shot. I need it now. Mug shot. Mariotti. Now. I bet his eyes are red from bawling like a baby that motherf------ 4 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# True RT @KySportsRadio: There is little I've enjoyed more than Doyel's reaction when I told him the Mariotti news on phone. Kid at Christmas 6 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# @murphsturph hahahahha Murphy!!! 7 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to murphsturph

# I think I'm done. I need a cigarette. Just like Mariotti's cellmate will want one in about, oh ... now. 8 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Just a guess, but if Mariotti DID hit somebody, he used an open hand. Guy like that hasn't thrown a punch in his life. 9 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# He writes strong, but ducks athletes. He screams on TV, but ducks writers. He flies around world to watch the game on press room TV. A--hole 11 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# @EricinHouston Well, thank you! 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to EricinHouston

# People keep asking, 'Why do you hate Mariotti?' I say, 140 characters ain't enough to explain. 140 pages might do it. If I don't use vowels 13 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# If the subject of this story were an athlete, Mariotti would call for his dismissal. Just saying ... 14 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Mariotti in jail on $50,000 bail. Mariotti in jail on $50,000 bail. Mariotti ... sorry. Please, nobody pinch me. This is the best dream ever 15 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# @NJ_StevePoliti No worries. I'm doing it to myself at the moment 17 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to NJ_StevePoliti

# And if anybody thought I MIGHT be a big enough man to let this go, sorry. I'm tiny. And Mariotti deserves everything he gets in the shower 18 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# By the way, here's the link to Mariotti's arrest, also known as Christmas in August: http://bit.ly/a5DcVG 19 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# If you're waiting for someone to rush to Mariotti's defense as a character witness, it could be a while. Grab a book. War and Peace, maybe 21 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# What's the max penalty for domestic violence in California, anyway? Please tell me it's a capital crime out there. 22 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# People like to say that this writer, or that writer, is hated. Wrong. Some of us are disliked. Mariotti? Truly hated. 24 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# I think I've said enough about Mariotti. In closing, I will say this: Jay, PLEASE drop the soap in the shower 27 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# If Jay'd been working, he'd have the alibi of all those people who saw him in locker room, interviewing players. Oh, right. Never mind 28 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Look, there's nothing funny about domestic abuse. Except for when Mariotti is accused. And then it's absolutely hilarious. 29 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Hell, I might just get myself arrested in L.A. so I can share a cell with sweet lil' Jay. But then, I'd have to take a number. He's so cute! 30 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Where's the rest of the story? That, after (allegedly) hitting his girlfriend, that she then kicked Mariotti's ass for 45 minutes? 33 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Oh to be a fly on the wall in Ozzie Guillen's house ... or to be at Guillen's pregame media briefing later today in Kansas City 34 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Mariotti accused of hitting his girlfriend? I can't believe it. Mariotti has a girlfriend??!?! 36 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# Only a coward hits a woman. So you can't possibly believe Mariotti would hit a woman unless you believe he's a coward. Oh, wait ... 37 minutes ago via TweetDeck

# So. Jay Mariotti, huh? Where. Do. I. Be. Gin. 38 minutes ago via TweetDeck


gregg doyel KILLING Mariotti. just KILLING him. something tells me that these may be hidden or removed later, but for now... thanks shamgung.


Crucify em Doyle! Tie that hypocritical woman beating ass to the tree of woe!
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Briandong79 » 11 May 2011, 21:32

Mariotti is even more completely fucked now:
http://deadspin.com/5801035/jay-mariott ... -in-prison
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Iron Mike Sharpe » 12 May 2011, 06:49

Ha ha.
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 12 May 2011, 08:56

wow...
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Re: Ozzie Guillen Was Right: The Jay Mariotti Sucks Thread

Postby mister bacon » 12 May 2011, 09:51

fuck that dude, i hope he goes to prison for five years.
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