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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby mister bacon » 11 Oct 2017, 10:22

SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks. they can't all be bomani and mina kimes. or as good as shannon sharpe.

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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby mj3528 » 11 Oct 2017, 10:24

mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks


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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby the cheese » 11 Oct 2017, 10:25

mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks


SVP normally has reasonable positions.


That bald fella that used to do golf and that middle of the day show with that naked guy? What time is he on now? Midnight? Who stays awake until midnight to watch anything, let alone sports highlights?
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby mj3528 » 11 Oct 2017, 10:27

the cheese wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks


SVP normally has reasonable positions.


That bald fella that used to do golf and that middle of the day show with that naked guy? What time is he on now? Midnight? Who stays awake until midnight to watch anything, let alone sports highlights?


Mountain time. I sometimes see a few minutes if I watch the end of the MNF game.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby Incogneetus69 » 11 Oct 2017, 14:04

It's almost like nature said wow everything's so good with food and drugs and phones were gonna make everyone act like absolute cunt muffins all the time and ruin anything fun hey you liked football how bout some real twat missles interjecting themselves into it solely to be offended and ruin it for you
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby Gregs Kite » 11 Oct 2017, 14:14

Well said, per usual.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby SouthernYokel » 11 Oct 2017, 15:22

mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks. they can't all be bomani and mina kimes. or as good as shannon sharpe.



the hot taek craze is dying i think. the shows they have that people still watch (NBA pregame, college gameday...idk after that) have plenty of good people. maybe it's not her fault that she's being put up there to be a hot take machine every day, but it doesn't negate the fact that she is terrible on her show and this has been a distraction from that.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 11 Oct 2017, 15:32

SouthernYokel wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks. they can't all be bomani and mina kimes. or as good as shannon sharpe.



the hot taek craze is dying i think. the shows they have that people still watch (NBA pregame, college gameday...idk after that) have plenty of good people. maybe it's not her fault that she's being put up there to be a hot take machine every day, but it doesn't negate the fact that she is terrible on her show and this has been a distraction from that.


She strikes me as the type of gal that smokes stogies, has guttural laughs, and takes loud shits.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby the cheese » 11 Oct 2017, 15:34

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks. they can't all be bomani and mina kimes. or as good as shannon sharpe.



the hot taek craze is dying i think. the shows they have that people still watch (NBA pregame, college gameday...idk after that) have plenty of good people. maybe it's not her fault that she's being put up there to be a hot take machine every day, but it doesn't negate the fact that she is terrible on her show and this has been a distraction from that.


She strikes me as the type of gal that smokes stogies, has guttural laughs, and takes loud shits.


If she smokes she fucks, as my grandpa always told me.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby Gregs Kite » 11 Oct 2017, 15:35

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
She strikes me as the type of gal that smokes stogies, has guttural laughs, and takes loud shits.


I don't care if you stole this or not, but fuckin A, did I make a dead cat bounce laugh.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby mj3528 » 11 Oct 2017, 15:36

the cheese wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks. they can't all be bomani and mina kimes. or as good as shannon sharpe.



the hot taek craze is dying i think. the shows they have that people still watch (NBA pregame, college gameday...idk after that) have plenty of good people. maybe it's not her fault that she's being put up there to be a hot take machine every day, but it doesn't negate the fact that she is terrible on her show and this has been a distraction from that.


She strikes me as the type of gal that smokes stogies, has guttural laughs, and takes loud shits.


If she smokes she fucks, as my grandpa always told me.


I always heard if she smokes, she sucks dick. In my experience all women fuck, but some won't or will very infrequently suck dick.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby the cheese » 11 Oct 2017, 15:37

mj3528 wrote:
the cheese wrote:
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:
mister bacon wrote:
SouthernYokel wrote:she's objectively bad. with that frame of reference this whole thing has been fantastic for her career-wise, because if you judge her on the merits of her actual job she is garbo at it. on the other hand i'm sure there are mongoloids out there threatening her so, you win some you lose some


point me to someone on the WWL with good taeks. they can't all be bomani and mina kimes. or as good as shannon sharpe.



the hot taek craze is dying i think. the shows they have that people still watch (NBA pregame, college gameday...idk after that) have plenty of good people. maybe it's not her fault that she's being put up there to be a hot take machine every day, but it doesn't negate the fact that she is terrible on her show and this has been a distraction from that.


She strikes me as the type of gal that smokes stogies, has guttural laughs, and takes loud shits.


If she smokes she fucks, as my grandpa always told me.


I always heard if she smokes, she sucks dick. In my experience all women fuck, but some won't or will very infrequently suck dick.


My grandpa was 85 when he told me that, so I'm not 100% sure he was sexually active when the blowjob was invented.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby Gregs Kite » 11 Oct 2017, 15:38

Lurch? Any insight? You get a tomatuh to take your pant off and gulp ya?
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby Briandong79 » 16 Oct 2017, 09:13

Deitsch (who?) is predicting that Jemele is pretty much done at ESPN. I think he's probably right.
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Re: Jemele Hill

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 16 Oct 2017, 09:21

Briandong79 wrote:Deitsch (who?) is predicting that Jemele is pretty much done at ESPN. I think he's probably right.


Deitsch is the guy that loves Kenny Albert and Dick Stockton as announcers.
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