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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 06 Dec 2017, 11:02

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TheWolf wrote:It's possible there's something to this. I think in general, QBs are given a free pass on the tantrums, and it's viewed as just being a passionate leader or whatever. Other positions, especially WRs, are seen as divas whining about not getting the ball enough. Most QBs are white, and most WRs are black. Is the treatment BECAUSE they're white/black? I don't know.

Noted Wide Receiver Cam Newton wants to know where he can cash in all his free passes for tantrums.


I'd like to see the self anointed Chosen One after he's won five Super Bowls. I feel like the evil, old, white media might view his tantrums differently.


Not sure if serious, but if you'd truly like to see this you should hand write a letter to mr kraft asking him to trade belechick for river boat Ron. Problem solved!


i'll cosign!

Make that two of us!

Random thought Phil Simpson edition: If the Hoodie and Mr Kraft did have a falling out, what franchise does BB turn into a dynasty just to spite him? I'd go Broncos, Colts, then Jets in that order.

Why do you have Broncos 1st?


See my ETA! But mainly because I don't think the hoodie could tolerate Irsay or Woody.

true.... true...

maybe Dallas just so Jerrah could spit in Kraft's face at the NFL owner meetings
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby JichaelDick » 06 Dec 2017, 11:02

He goes back to Cleveland to show that he really can work his magic anywhere.
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby Dr Jeckyll » 06 Dec 2017, 11:03

I think he would join the fox pregame show and yuk it up with terry bradshaw.
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 06 Dec 2017, 11:03

JichaelDick wrote:He goes back to Cleveland to show that he really can work his magic anywhere.


He's not God, jike.
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 06 Dec 2017, 11:04

Dr Jeckyll wrote:I think he would join the fox pregame show and yuk it up with terry bradshaw.

spill all the secrets of Kraft banging cocktail waitresses two at a time so no one could get any drinks
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby SouthernYokel » 06 Dec 2017, 11:06

The Long Dick of the Law wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:I think he would join the fox pregame show and yuk it up with terry bradshaw.

spill all the secrets of Kraft banging cocktail waitresses two at a time so no one could get any drinks


chummy media bill belichick would be too much.
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby mj3528 » 06 Dec 2017, 11:07

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JichaelDick wrote:He goes back to Cleveland to show that he really can work his magic anywhere.


He's not God, jike.



It is the least Belichick owes me, Browns fans and the City of Cleveland. Better do it soon, or he will be too old and it will be bad just like the first time. (there is a brittany2005 joke in there somewhere)
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby Gregs Kite » 06 Dec 2017, 11:08

mj3528 wrote:It is the least Belichick owes me, Browns fans and the City of Cleveland. Better do it soon, or he will be too old and it will be bad just like the first time. (there is a brittany2005 joke in there somewhere)


The fuck does he owe you for?

But this would be the only other acceptable answer other than the Giants.
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby TheWolf » 06 Dec 2017, 11:08

mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:He goes back to Cleveland to show that he really can work his magic anywhere.


He's not God, jike.



It is the least Belichick owes me, Browns fans and the City of Cleveland. Better do it soon, or he will be too old and it will be bad just like the first time. (there is a brittany2005 joke in there somewhere)


(no there isn't)
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 06 Dec 2017, 11:09

TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:He goes back to Cleveland to show that he really can work his magic anywhere.


He's not God, jike.



It is the least Belichick owes me, Browns fans and the City of Cleveland. Better do it soon, or he will be too old and it will be bad just like the first time. (there is a brittany2005 joke in there somewhere)


(no there isn't)


(but there's something in brittany2005)
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 06 Dec 2017, 11:10

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
TheWolf wrote:
mj3528 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:He goes back to Cleveland to show that he really can work his magic anywhere.


He's not God, jike.



It is the least Belichick owes me, Browns fans and the City of Cleveland. Better do it soon, or he will be too old and it will be bad just like the first time. (there is a brittany2005 joke in there somewhere)


(no there isn't)


(but there's something in brittany2005)

(a hashed brown bowl?)
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby JichaelDick » 06 Dec 2017, 11:12

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:He goes back to Cleveland to show that he really can work his magic anywhere.


He's not God, jike.


Paul Brown did it. He can, too.
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Re: Stephen A. Smith

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 06 Dec 2017, 11:13

JichaelDick wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:He goes back to Cleveland to show that he really can work his magic anywhere.


He's not God, jike.


Paul Brown did it. He can, too.

There's already a team called the Bills
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