mister bacon wrote:Dick Hertz wrote:NFL Outsider wrote:Oh man, Simpson was in Fountain Valley and nobody told me? Come on people. I would have called in sick for this.
But if you go to Fountain Valley for Simpson and bowling, then the joke is on you.
Fountain Valley, it's no Costa Mesa, but it's slightly better than Santa Ana. That tri-city death trap is no way to spend a day off.
if you haven't spent any time in la habra or hawaiian gardens, don't talk to me.
IhateTomBrady wrote:Simmons is going to do commentary Friday for the Heat/Warriors game on ESPN.
nova wrote:With all of that said, fuck VCU. Fuck that shiny midget Shaka Smart. Fuck the city of Richmond.
Bricks wrote:This is tailor made for a drinking game. Something like:
- Celtics reference requires a drink
- Patriots and/or Red Sox reference requires two drinks
- Book of Basketball or 30-for-30 shill is half-a-beer
- Finish your beer for Karate Kid or Teen Wolf
- Smoke five crack rocks if he references SOTSG
Hell, I should set up some wack Twitter account a la "CelticsChants" for this
Sorry, Dan. The guy who is horrible doing color commentary is Bill Simmons. Dude's terrible! I GUARANTEE you I can call game better than him
ESPN, call me. Bill Simmons shouldn't call another game. Ever.
nasty nova wrote:I thought it was bad. The forced synergy and laughs made it almost unbearable.
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