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Re: DeadSpin

Postby the cheese » 28 Mar 2017, 14:30

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Pass catching, running out of shotgun, pass blocking, FUCKING FUMBLING.....yeah, APs got a couple holes in addition to being a 32 year old war horse with several severe injuries and twenty other pounds of baggage.

Arguably an all-time top 5 RB when going downhill.


Barry Sanders if Barry was a 6'2" 220lb monster human, playing behind a worse line with a succession of even worse QBs throwing to terrible receivers for an organization that couldn't stop tripping over its dick. And if Barry beat his eight illegitimate children.


Point of order - we had a good line that one year we had a good QB and Harvin and Sidney Rice (full circle yokel!). And Barry was better.

Otherwise, yes you are correct.


The left side of that line was good. And forgive me for not thinking super highly of grey-dicked 40+ Brett Favre.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 28 Mar 2017, 14:38

the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Pass catching, running out of shotgun, pass blocking, FUCKING FUMBLING.....yeah, APs got a couple holes in addition to being a 32 year old war horse with several severe injuries and twenty other pounds of baggage.

Arguably an all-time top 5 RB when going downhill.


Barry Sanders if Barry was a 6'2" 220lb monster human, playing behind a worse line with a succession of even worse QBs throwing to terrible receivers for an organization that couldn't stop tripping over its dick. And if Barry beat his eight illegitimate children.


Point of order - we had a good line that one year we had a good QB and Harvin and Sidney Rice (full circle yokel!). And Barry was better.

Otherwise, yes you are correct.


The left side of that line was good. And forgive me for not thinking super highly of grey-dicked 40+ Brett Favre.


Had arguably the best year of his career! save....one...........attempt........and here come the tears.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby TVF wannabe » 28 Mar 2017, 14:49

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Pass catching, running out of shotgun, pass blocking, FUCKING FUMBLING.....yeah, APs got a couple holes in addition to being a 32 year old war horse with several severe injuries and twenty other pounds of baggage.

Arguably an all-time top 5 RB when going downhill.


Barry Sanders if Barry was a 6'2" 220lb monster human, playing behind a worse line with a succession of even worse QBs throwing to terrible receivers for an organization that couldn't stop tripping over its dick. And if Barry beat his eight illegitimate children.


Point of order - we had a good line that one year we had a good QB and Harvin and Sidney Rice (full circle yokel!). And Barry was better.

Otherwise, yes you are correct.


The left side of that line was good. And forgive me for not thinking super highly of grey-dicked 40+ Brett Favre.


Had arguably the best year of his career! save....one...........attempt........and here come the tears.


Farve was great that year and Barry played on shitty teams, I mean Scott Mitchell, come on.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby Briandong79 » 28 Mar 2017, 14:50

TVF wannabe wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Pass catching, running out of shotgun, pass blocking, FUCKING FUMBLING.....yeah, APs got a couple holes in addition to being a 32 year old war horse with several severe injuries and twenty other pounds of baggage.

Arguably an all-time top 5 RB when going downhill.


Barry Sanders if Barry was a 6'2" 220lb monster human, playing behind a worse line with a succession of even worse QBs throwing to terrible receivers for an organization that couldn't stop tripping over its dick. And if Barry beat his eight illegitimate children.


Point of order - we had a good line that one year we had a good QB and Harvin and Sidney Rice (full circle yokel!). And Barry was better.

Otherwise, yes you are correct.


The left side of that line was good. And forgive me for not thinking super highly of grey-dicked 40+ Brett Favre.


Had arguably the best year of his career! save....one...........attempt........and here come the tears.


Farve was great that year and Barry played on shitty teams, I mean Scott Mitchell, come on.


Emmitt was better than either of them *ducks*
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby the cheese » 28 Mar 2017, 14:50

Briandong79 wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Pass catching, running out of shotgun, pass blocking, FUCKING FUMBLING.....yeah, APs got a couple holes in addition to being a 32 year old war horse with several severe injuries and twenty other pounds of baggage.

Arguably an all-time top 5 RB when going downhill.


Barry Sanders if Barry was a 6'2" 220lb monster human, playing behind a worse line with a succession of even worse QBs throwing to terrible receivers for an organization that couldn't stop tripping over its dick. And if Barry beat his eight illegitimate children.


Point of order - we had a good line that one year we had a good QB and Harvin and Sidney Rice (full circle yokel!). And Barry was better.

Otherwise, yes you are correct.


The left side of that line was good. And forgive me for not thinking super highly of grey-dicked 40+ Brett Favre.


Had arguably the best year of his career! save....one...........attempt........and here come the tears.


Farve was great that year and Barry played on shitty teams, I mean Scott Mitchell, come on.


Emmitt was better than either of them *ducks*


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Re: DeadSpin

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 28 Mar 2017, 14:52

Briandong79 wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Pass catching, running out of shotgun, pass blocking, FUCKING FUMBLING.....yeah, APs got a couple holes in addition to being a 32 year old war horse with several severe injuries and twenty other pounds of baggage.

Arguably an all-time top 5 RB when going downhill.


Barry Sanders if Barry was a 6'2" 220lb monster human, playing behind a worse line with a succession of even worse QBs throwing to terrible receivers for an organization that couldn't stop tripping over its dick. And if Barry beat his eight illegitimate children.


Point of order - we had a good line that one year we had a good QB and Harvin and Sidney Rice (full circle yokel!). And Barry was better.

Otherwise, yes you are correct.


The left side of that line was good. And forgive me for not thinking super highly of grey-dicked 40+ Brett Favre.


Had arguably the best year of his career! save....one...........attempt........and here come the tears.


Farve was great that year and Barry played on shitty teams, I mean Scott Mitchell, come on.


Emmitt was better than either of them *ducks*


Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout running backs, a Cowboys fan got to pull Emmitt Smith out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Emmitt Smith. Emmitt Smith. Let me tell you something once and for all. Emmitt Smith was good, but compared to Barry Sanders, Emmitt Smith ain't shit.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby mj3528 » 28 Mar 2017, 14:56

MisterTambourineMan wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:
the cheese wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:Pass catching, running out of shotgun, pass blocking, FUCKING FUMBLING.....yeah, APs got a couple holes in addition to being a 32 year old war horse with several severe injuries and twenty other pounds of baggage.

Arguably an all-time top 5 RB when going downhill.


Barry Sanders if Barry was a 6'2" 220lb monster human, playing behind a worse line with a succession of even worse QBs throwing to terrible receivers for an organization that couldn't stop tripping over its dick. And if Barry beat his eight illegitimate children.


Point of order - we had a good line that one year we had a good QB and Harvin and Sidney Rice (full circle yokel!). And Barry was better.

Otherwise, yes you are correct.


The left side of that line was good. And forgive me for not thinking super highly of grey-dicked 40+ Brett Favre.


Had arguably the best year of his career! save....one...........attempt........and here come the tears.


Farve was great that year and Barry played on shitty teams, I mean Scott Mitchell, come on.


Emmitt was better than either of them *ducks*


Oh there they go. There they go, every time I start talkin 'bout running backs, a Cowboys fan got to pull Emmitt Smith out their ass. That's their one, that's their one. Emmitt Smith. Emmitt Smith. Let me tell you something once and for all. Emmitt Smith was good, but compared to Barry Sanders, Emmitt Smith ain't shit.


Barry Sanders played for the Lions at a time when I cared about the Browns more than Jike cared about Firefly, so a lot. The few times he played me, he killed me. Guy was just frightening and left you feeling hopeless.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby the cheese » 28 Mar 2017, 14:58

Barry does Cordell and Cordell radio ads around here that are depressing as hell.

Barry was, is, and will always be better than Emmit.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby Briandong79 » 28 Mar 2017, 14:59

I don't remember, how many rings does Barry have? Or yards? Or touchdowns?

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Re: DeadSpin

Postby MisterTambourineMan » 28 Mar 2017, 15:03

I googled Barry Sanders Tampa Bay Buccaneers box score and immediately led me to the right game.

FOH with Emmitt, Dong.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby TVF wannabe » 28 Mar 2017, 15:04

Briandong79 wrote:I don't remember, how many rings does Barry have? Or yards? Or touchdowns?

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What about yards per carry? Not to mention the Offensive Lines
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby mj3528 » 28 Mar 2017, 15:07

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I googled Barry Sanders Tampa Bay Buccaneers box score and immediately led me to the right game.

FOH with Emmitt, Dong.


This was his rookie year against a good Browns team

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/198911230det.htm

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Re: DeadSpin

Postby Briandong79 » 28 Mar 2017, 15:08

MisterTambourineMan wrote:I googled Barry Sanders Tampa Bay Buccaneers box score and immediately led me to the right game.

FOH with Emmitt, Dong.


168 with a separated shoulder. Meh.

TVF wannabe wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:I don't remember, how many rings does Barry have? Or yards? Or touchdowns?

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What about yards per carry? Not to mention the Offensive Lines
'

What about most negative yardage carries in NFL history?

The Lions offensive line was great. GTFOH.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby TVF wannabe » 28 Mar 2017, 15:09

Briandong79 wrote:
MisterTambourineMan wrote:I googled Barry Sanders Tampa Bay Buccaneers box score and immediately led me to the right game.

FOH with Emmitt, Dong.


168 with a separated shoulder. Meh.

TVF wannabe wrote:
Briandong79 wrote:I don't remember, how many rings does Barry have? Or yards? Or touchdowns?

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What about yards per carry? Not to mention the Offensive Lines
'

What about most negative yardage carries in NFL history?

The Lions offensive line was great. GTFOH.
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Re: DeadSpin

Postby The Long Dick of the Law » 28 Mar 2017, 16:26

Ok, XLC, ya got us, better team=better individual player
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