Intern Contest - Part 5

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Postby jwill » 28 Mar 2005, 08:34

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Rodney Farva wrote:If I'm not mistaken, I believe Arthur Miller was rumored to have quite the equipment.

I think anyone who bags someone in the Marilyn Monroe class is automatically generating that rumor. If a guy who's anywhere in the 3-6 range nails a ten, the usual rumors that start are "he's really rich" or "he's hung like you wouldn't believe".


"3-6 range" didn't end up meaning what I thought it did.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 28 Mar 2005, 08:42

joshuajwill wrote:
Frank the Tank wrote:
Rodney Farva wrote:If I'm not mistaken, I believe Arthur Miller was rumored to have quite the equipment.

I think anyone who bags someone in the Marilyn Monroe class is automatically generating that rumor. If a guy who's anywhere in the 3-6 range nails a ten, the usual rumors that start are "he's really rich" or "he's hung like you wouldn't believe".


"3-6 range" didn't end up meaning what I thought it did.

Hmmm, good point. I probably should have used the phrase "general attractiveness on a scale of one to ten" in that post somewhere. In the other context 3-6 is a very significant spread.
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Postby Frank the Tank » 01 Apr 2005, 11:36

Anyone else surprised we haven't seen Part 6 yet? I figured he'd trot that out midweek so that he could then list the results later in the week. I wouldn't think he'd fall behind on this right now because he probably needs an intern's assistance more than ever.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not missing it, just curious...
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Postby TheWolf » 06 Apr 2005, 14:00

Next round is finally up: http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050406/intern1. I personally like the intro, especially the joke about the Pope:

"...the shocking death of Round 6 celebrity judge Pope John Paul II..."
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Postby Frank the Tank » 06 Apr 2005, 14:05

Bill Simmons wrote:and the Sports Gal randomly deciding last week, "If you pick a girl to be your intern, I'm divorcing you and taking half your money under California state law."

Good fodder for the Divorce-O-Meter.
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 22 Jun 2010, 19:58

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/050217/intern1

Lets re-visit this baby. This contest was pre-me here. But I assure you, I hated his readers then even more than I do now. This is the height of his ass-kissing readers. Lets look at Theresa MacDonald...This cunt is a 2004 grad from American U in DC. And a little more digging/stalking by me unearths that she went to high school in Maryland at Bel Air High School.

When I was approximately two years old, I learned the song "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." It wasn't until at least ten years later that I realized that the real words to that song are NOT "for it's root, root, root for the Red Sox."


Oh dear lord.

Now I am a hot chick


And a cunt. But you look ok on Linked In.
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My bathroom is adorned with framed Red Sox memorabilia. JOHNNY DAMON WATCHES ME PEE!!!!! Have you ever seen that sentence typed? No? Me neither. Case closed.

Clearly, I'm your new intern. I'llbe reporting for duty Monday. Go Patriots.


Jesus Christ. You are from Maryland.


This intern contest is hands-down SD's best work though. It is GOLD.
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby NFL Outsider » 22 Jun 2010, 20:27

Is the intern from KrAmerica the same kid as Evan from Royal Pains?

ETA: Appears that he is not.

But this contest was all sorts of awesome. For the Haters.
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby Bricks » 22 Jun 2010, 22:01

Darin will GET THAT CHICKEN!
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 17 Nov 2014, 20:54

PS: I will never like July 27th. It will always be the day Reggie died. I just hate this day. True Celtic fans know what I mean.

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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby Dthefritz » 17 Nov 2014, 21:50


That is fantastic.

I bet Simmons is the worst professional mentor you could possibly have. "As long as you get dem pageviews, don't worry about antagonizing people, they'll just have to live with it!"
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby Theny » 17 Nov 2014, 22:08

I'd side with the intern on this one, everyone on that show is horrible. The on air people I mean. All they want to do is navel gaze, like they're on an internet message board.
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby Briandong79 » 18 Nov 2014, 07:32

Yeah, that's not the Intern.
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby Mario Speedwagon » 18 Nov 2014, 07:33

Dthefritz wrote:

That is fantastic.

I bet Simmons is the worst professional mentor you could possibly have. "As long as you get dem pageviews, don't worry about antagonizing people, they'll just have to live with itkill themselves!"
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby Briandong79 » 18 Nov 2014, 07:43

This is the intern. Producer for Kimmel. Shocking.
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Re: Intern Contest - Part 5

Postby God Shamgod » 18 Nov 2014, 20:02

Yeah, Horowitz was apparently the "genius" behind First Take. Don't you people follow Richard Deitsch.
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