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Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Feb 2018, 08:47

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Postby PhillyJim76 » 02 Feb 2018, 10:37

I didn’t read yet. Let me guess. He took the Eagles money line????
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Postby Dr Jeckyll » 02 Feb 2018, 10:41

I asked a few Giants fan friends and they confirmed that — thanks to Eli’s legacy, their last two Super Bowl wins, some residual affection for Belichick shutting down Montana’s Niners and Kelly’s Bills in back-to-back weeks in 1990, and, of course, their unabashed hatred for the Eagles — nearly all of them are rooting against Philly.


fop- maybe you were right. people i've talked to seemed like they were more for the eagles, small sample size tho.
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Postby TVF wannabe » 02 Feb 2018, 11:09

Dr Jeckyll wrote:
I asked a few Giants fan friends and they confirmed that — thanks to Eli’s legacy, their last two Super Bowl wins, some residual affection for Belichick shutting down Montana’s Niners and Kelly’s Bills in back-to-back weeks in 1990, and, of course, their unabashed hatred for the Eagles — nearly all of them are rooting against Philly.


fop- maybe you were right. people i've talked to seemed like they were more for the eagles, small sample size tho.

asking around since our conversation a couple of Yankee fans dont want Boston to win but by and large it's Go Pats!
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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 02 Feb 2018, 11:22

TVF wannabe wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:
I asked a few Giants fan friends and they confirmed that — thanks to Eli’s legacy, their last two Super Bowl wins, some residual affection for Belichick shutting down Montana’s Niners and Kelly’s Bills in back-to-back weeks in 1990, and, of course, their unabashed hatred for the Eagles — nearly all of them are rooting against Philly.


fop- maybe you were right. people i've talked to seemed like they were more for the eagles, small sample size tho.

asking around since our conversation a couple of Yankee fans dont want Boston to win but by and large it's Go Pats!

That’s really gay.

My favorite SB was the GMen ending the faggots’ perfect season.
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Postby Gregs Kite » 02 Feb 2018, 11:26

BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:
TVF wannabe wrote:
Dr Jeckyll wrote:
I asked a few Giants fan friends and they confirmed that — thanks to Eli’s legacy, their last two Super Bowl wins, some residual affection for Belichick shutting down Montana’s Niners and Kelly’s Bills in back-to-back weeks in 1990, and, of course, their unabashed hatred for the Eagles — nearly all of them are rooting against Philly.


fop- maybe you were right. people i've talked to seemed like they were more for the eagles, small sample size tho.

asking around since our conversation a couple of Yankee fans dont want Boston to win but by and large it's Go Pats!

That’s really gay.

My favorite SB was the GMen ending the faggots’ perfect season.


That's not sad at all.
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Postby JT99 » 02 Feb 2018, 12:20

So, he compared win percentage of two quarterbacks, huh?
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Postby Rufus » 02 Feb 2018, 12:37

PhillyJim76 wrote:I didn’t read yet. Let me guess. He took the Eagles money line????

Took them with the points. This silly attempt at false modesty paid off in the AFC title game only because the GOAT sucked donkey dong for the first 2 1/2 quarters, which I don't expect to happen again.
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Postby Goose » 02 Feb 2018, 14:27

JT99 wrote:So, he compared win percentage of two quarterbacks, huh?


That really is the only true way to measure who the greatest QB of all time is:

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BTW, he's the one on the left.

The guy on the right is #15, right behind Jim Druckenmiller.
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Postby Theny » 02 Feb 2018, 15:07

JG is unquestionably better looking than TB. Better hair, bone structure, facial hair, complexion, doesn't make out with his son presumably, etc.
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Postby chrisco » 02 Feb 2018, 15:13

Theny wrote:JG is unquestionably better looking than TB. Better hair, bone structure, facial hair, complexion, doesn't make out with his son presumably, etc.

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Postby Jew Jitsu » 02 Feb 2018, 21:05

Where does Brock Osweiler fit in all this?
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Postby JichaelDick » 02 Feb 2018, 21:07

Jew Jitsu wrote:Where does Brock Osweiler fit in all this?


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Postby Theny » 03 Feb 2018, 07:16

Jew Jitsu wrote:Where does Brock Osweiler fit in all this?


Both Brock and Tom are too tall if we're being 100
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Postby Dthefritz » 03 Feb 2018, 16:42

“Cry Me a River” — one of the most destructively vengeful songs ever written, one of the most successful fuck-you songs of all time, and a song I once deemed “The White Man’s ’Hit ’Em Up.’” The bridges were burned — now it’s your turn to cry.

You could lock Paul Mooney in a room for a month and ask him to think of the meanest thing he could say about white people and he couldn't top that. Look at that lyric he cited - it's not even the White Man's "I Will Survive".
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