Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby TheWolf » 12 Jan 2018, 10:42

I didn't think it was awful. It was too long and too self-fellating, as Jitz points out, but that's to be expected. I think his basic point - Kraft has let BB do his thing for 16 years; whey the fuck would he meddle in the Jimmy G business now? - makes a lot of sense. But w.e.

I love how he always finds a way to squeeze in a gem like this:

Somehow, I went 0–4 but made money thanks to Sunday’s Jags-Saints teaser that Cam Newton nearly ruined.


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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby Rufus » 12 Jan 2018, 10:51

I thought it would be a lot more nauseating to read than it was. At least he toned down the "ESPN WAHNTS TO TAKE DOWN AHH DYNASTY" garbage that usually is all over his opinion of one of these.
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby Gregs Kite » 12 Jan 2018, 10:54

Rufus wrote:I thought it would be a lot more nauseating to read than it was. At least he toned down the "ESPN WAHNTS TO TAKE DOWN AHH DYNASTY" garbage that usually is all over his opinion of one of these.


I did like the line about LaVar Ball. Nice to have passive aggressive Billy on the case again.
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby JichaelDick » 12 Jan 2018, 11:52

2. I see Saints-Vikes becoming the signature game of the week: a back-and-forth nail-biter playing out like the 2015 season’s Cards-Packers classic (maybe without the Hail Mary). I like that New Orleans played a legitimate playoff game against an on-fire Cam Newton last week. Great test for a team that loves playing in domes, obviously. They’ll be ready. One of these two teams will make the Super Bowl.


All of the sudden, I'm feeling good about my Falcons chances of losing another Superb Owl.
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Postby Jew Jitsu » 12 Jan 2018, 12:07

The hard on deadspin and their chode readers have for Simmons is pretty pathetic.
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby Gregs Kite » 12 Jan 2018, 12:52

JichaelDick wrote:
2. I see Saints-Vikes becoming the signature game of the week: a back-and-forth nail-biter playing out like the 2015 season’s Cards-Packers classic (maybe without the Hail Mary). I like that New Orleans played a legitimate playoff game against an on-fire Cam Newton last week. Great test for a team that loves playing in domes, obviously. They’ll be ready. One of these two teams will make the Super Bowl.


All of the sudden, I'm feeling good about my Falcons chances of losing another Superb Owl.


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Postby BostonSucksMyBalls » 12 Jan 2018, 13:05

Best SB matchup would be Titans/Vikings imo. A football fans dream.
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby PhillyJim76 » 12 Jan 2018, 13:46

JichaelDick wrote:
2. I see Saints-Vikes becoming the signature game of the week: a back-and-forth nail-biter playing out like the 2015 season’s Cards-Packers classic (maybe without the Hail Mary). I like that New Orleans played a legitimate playoff game against an on-fire Cam Newton last week. Great test for a team that loves playing in domes, obviously. They’ll be ready. One of these two teams will make the Super Bowl.


All of the sudden, I'm feeling good about my Falcons chances of losing another Superb Owl.

Is Matt Ryan playing?
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

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PhillyJim76 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
2. I see Saints-Vikes becoming the signature game of the week: a back-and-forth nail-biter playing out like the 2015 season’s Cards-Packers classic (maybe without the Hail Mary). I like that New Orleans played a legitimate playoff game against an on-fire Cam Newton last week. Great test for a team that loves playing in domes, obviously. They’ll be ready. One of these two teams will make the Super Bowl.


All of the sudden, I'm feeling good about my Falcons chances of losing another Superb Owl.

Is Matt Ryan playing?


Yup. Third highest rated passer in NFL Postseason history. Just don't look at #8
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby PhillyJim76 » 12 Jan 2018, 13:57

JichaelDick wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
2. I see Saints-Vikes becoming the signature game of the week: a back-and-forth nail-biter playing out like the 2015 season’s Cards-Packers classic (maybe without the Hail Mary). I like that New Orleans played a legitimate playoff game against an on-fire Cam Newton last week. Great test for a team that loves playing in domes, obviously. They’ll be ready. One of these two teams will make the Super Bowl.


All of the sudden, I'm feeling good about my Falcons chances of losing another Superb Owl.

Is Matt Ryan playing?


Yup. Third highest rated passer in NFL Postseason history. Just don't look at #8


Good. I’m glad he’s playing. Fletcher Cox is going to butt fuck him right on the field.
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby JichaelDick » 12 Jan 2018, 14:03

PhillyJim76 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
2. I see Saints-Vikes becoming the signature game of the week: a back-and-forth nail-biter playing out like the 2015 season’s Cards-Packers classic (maybe without the Hail Mary). I like that New Orleans played a legitimate playoff game against an on-fire Cam Newton last week. Great test for a team that loves playing in domes, obviously. They’ll be ready. One of these two teams will make the Super Bowl.


All of the sudden, I'm feeling good about my Falcons chances of losing another Superb Owl.

Is Matt Ryan playing?


Yup. Third highest rated passer in NFL Postseason history. Just don't look at #8


Good. I’m glad he’s playing. Fletcher Cox is going to butt fuck him right on the field.


Is this before or after Nick Foles spots Atlanta 21 points?
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby PhillyJim76 » 12 Jan 2018, 14:22

JichaelDick wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
PhillyJim76 wrote:
JichaelDick wrote:
2. I see Saints-Vikes becoming the signature game of the week: a back-and-forth nail-biter playing out like the 2015 season’s Cards-Packers classic (maybe without the Hail Mary). I like that New Orleans played a legitimate playoff game against an on-fire Cam Newton last week. Great test for a team that loves playing in domes, obviously. They’ll be ready. One of these two teams will make the Super Bowl.


All of the sudden, I'm feeling good about my Falcons chances of losing another Superb Owl.

Is Matt Ryan playing?


Yup. Third highest rated passer in NFL Postseason history. Just don't look at #8


Good. I’m glad he’s playing. Fletcher Cox is going to butt fuck him right on the field.


Is this before or after Nick Foles spots Atlanta 21 points?


Nick Foles is going to do absolutely nothing negative on Saturday. He’s a game manager.
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby PhillyJim76 » 12 Jan 2018, 14:23

And I have complete faith in Nick Foles and his gigantic moose cock
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby Goose » 12 Jan 2018, 15:11

Jew Jitsu wrote:The hard on deadspin and their chode readers have for Simmons is pretty pathetic.


You'd think that a few of them (besides hf61) would at least sign up here and provide some content.
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Re: Bill Simmons Sports Column. 1/12/2018. Enjoy!

Postby ctz31 » 12 Jan 2018, 15:17

PhillyJim76 wrote:And I have complete faith in Nick Foles and his gigantic moose cock


go on.....
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