Briandong79 wrote:Something for everyone to hate on before the weekend:
https://theringer.com/the-trade-deadlin ... .y074hmmx8
...Picasso of the Trade Machine.
BigJohnStudd wrote:The original Annie movie from the 80s has a lot of panty shots for a PG rated kids film.
BostonSucksMyBalls wrote:26 Jan 2017 10:53: need the D
Where would you put Jokic in the Freak-Porzingis-Embiid discussion?
BS: You left out that Jokic is averaging a 22–11–5 since New Year’s Day
Theny wrote:JichaelDick wrote:Picasso wasn't even that great an artist. Goya, Velasquez, El Greco all much better Spanish artists.
You're gonna have to roll out some advanced stats to back up such a claim.
Q: So Bill, are you done jerking yourself off with all of these “Boston-only” mailbags yet? Let me know when you are, and I may start reading them again.
— Justin McCormack
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TheWolf - Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:26 pm: i'm ctz. i'm sober at 3:30 pm. dork
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Gregs Kite wrote:Q: So Bill, are you done jerking yourself off with all of these “Boston-only” mailbags yet? Let me know when you are, and I may start reading them again.
— Justin McCormack
Q: What rule change would you most like to see made in the NBA? I agree with something that Haralabob mentioned — let’s get rid of the charge completely. It’s dangerous and unnecessary. Why would we intentionally stop the freaky athletes (LeBron, Westbrook, Giannis, etc.) from getting dunks and making plays at the rim?
— Lior, Toronto
BS: Less timeouts. WAY LESS TIMEOUTS. I’d dump the TV timeouts at the 10-minute marks of the second and fourth quarters, make 20-second timeouts run for 20 seconds (instead of 90), make it illegal to call a timeout coming out of a timeout and dump one extra timeout for each team. We could shave 12–15 minutes off of every NBA game and put that extra time toward more interminably long replay reviews.
Q: When do you think Seattle will get an NBA team back?
— Matt Veleski
BS: Within the next four years. Expansion team. For $2.1 billion minimum (so every NBA owner pockets a $30 million check right away), with a caveat that the new franchise can’t participate in the current media deal for at least two to three years after the launch.
You can't win an NBA title anymore with a defensive liability up front. You just can't.
I left out Toronto (they just made their trade), San Antonio (they never make deadline trades) and Cleveland (screw those guys, I’m not helping them).
Atlanta trades Tiago Splitter’s expiring and a 2025 second-round pick to Chicago for Rajon Rondo and the Rondo-Dwight alliance we’ve always wanted.
Boston trades the Amir Johnson, Tyler Zeller and Jonas Jerebko expirings plus Boston’s 2018 first-rounder, Minnesota’s 2017 second-round pick and the rights to Guerschon Yabusele (French Draymond!) to Denver for Danilo Gallinari’s expiring and Kenneth Faried.
Charlotte trades Nic Batum and Cody Zeller to Detroit for Andre Drummond, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope’s expiring and Darrun Hilliard in the classic “We Both Hate Our Teams, Let’s Shake It Up” semiblockbuster.
Chicago trades Jimmy Butler and Michael Carter-Williams’s expiring to Portland for Damian Lillard. (WHO SAYS NO???)
Dallas trades the Deron Williams and Andrew Bogut expirings to New York for Derrick Rose’s expiring (and New York immediately buys out Bogut to save some cash for the inevitable Charles Oakley civil suit).
Golden State trades Patrick McCaw, Kevon Looney, and Zaza Pachulia’s expiring to New York for Kyle “I’m Dying to Come Off the Bench for a Contender” O’Quinn.
Houston trades K.J. McDaniels, Corey Brewer, and its 2017 first-round pick to Brooklyn for Bojan Bogdanovic and a $7.6 million trade exception.
McDaniels kinda sorta maybe reminds me a little bit in a roundabout way of SCOTTIE FUCKING PIPPEN.
Unfortunately, the L.A. Clippers can’t make deadline-day trades because of Doc’s poor cellphone reception on the Bel-Air Country Club’s golf course.
The Lakers trade Timofey Mozgov and Luol Deng to — MY GOD, THEY MAKE $136 MILLION FOR THIS YEAR AND THE NEXT THREE MY BRAIN IS BLEEDING.
Memphis trades Vince Carter to ESPN for Tracy McGrady, a warehouse full of Grantland Quarterlies and cash.
Briandong79 wrote:Wait, you really think Lillard is better than Butler?
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